Dear X

[Rikki_13]

dear x,

thanks for guilt tripping me into doing something i totally dont want to do this weekend. yeah, you prolly think i am being a selfish bitch because i want time to myself. that i want to relax and do absolutely nothing while i have the chance to do absolutely nothing. why is it so hard to comprehend that in less than two weeks that my time no longer becomes my own and i will have not have a chance to relax again until oh april?!!!

i also appreciate the fucking bind that you have put me into. but, what do you care? apparently, i have learned how to be selfish from the best of them, i just need to be better at giving you the guilt trips.

and, dont even think about asking me to bring that destructive, never will be housetrained pos dog home either!!!

totally not happy with you right now,

rikki

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Angel,

Thanks for being patient with me while I have had to play host to the so's family this weekend. I hope I get to make it up to you as soon as I can.

 

[wonderingwhy]

Dear Temperamental Laptop,

I know that you and I have been having our issues lately, but we can work it out, right? I mean, I sort of really, really, REALLY need you, so you can't leave me now.

I ain't quittin' you, so please... I'm begging you... on my hands and my knees... please don't quit me.

All my love and best wishes for your continued health and wellness in your complicated techno parts,

wwhy

 

[msmaggie]

Dear X

Sheesh...I wasn't looking for a commitment. I asked if you wanted to see a movie. Fuck it. It's your loss.

signed

me

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear Powers that be...
Dear Drs...
Ok... so here's the deal, I'm asking nicely, please make tomorrow as painless as possible. No matter what I know it's going to suck, that it will be awful and horrible and break my heart in 27 ways, but let's go with something that I can wrap my head around and deal with.
Whatever that may be.
Please don't make it be something that is going to crush me or throw me completely off, I'm already kind of fragile these days.
Please help me to figure out once it's done how to talk about this with the kids, how to make it as right for them as I can.
And someone please, make sure there is lots of sugar somewhere nearby when it's over.
If that happens, then I'll meet the demands that whatever powers that be want... and Drs, I'll make sure the bills get paid.
I might even consider going to church...but I'm not making any promises there.
Thanks...
She who has too much on her plate right now and would like a guarantee that it isn't about to get a whole hell of a lot worse.

 

[wonderingwhy]

Dear Drs & Powers That Be,

Please be with Melody today and help her to get through whatever it is that she's facing. May you even give her some good news. She seems like a genuinely sweet and kind woman, and those seem to be pretty rare these days.

Oh, and if it's not too much to ask, please provide her with copious amounts of sugar, because a girl's gotta have that.

~ wwhy

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear boobies

Please stop growing. I'm not 13 anymore!

Liked Them As They Were Me

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear boobies

Please stop growing. I'm not 13 anymore!

Liked Them As They Were Me

Dear God....

You DO exist!!!!



(sorry foxy, couldn't resist)

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear God....

You DO exist!!!!



(sorry foxy, couldn't resist)

Yeh but WTF at my age????? (as long as my arse doesn't grow in proportion with them I should be grateful I guess )

 

[Earl_of_Errol]

Dear Lit:

Please live up to your name and let my pm box overflow with messages from creative and erotic women who ideally live close enough to me to allow frequent meetings to slake mine and their lust....

 

[Golden_Silence]

Yeh but WTF at my age????? (as long as my arse doesn't grow in proportion with them I should be grateful I guess )

Hon, as long as they are growing cos they decided to have a little fun and not for the other reason

And so what??? If your booty grows well, win-win

Either way, thank your stars that they have decided to grow, it means that the pics in your thread are obsolete, and that we now need new ones .... I said that out loud didn't I???

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Hon, as long as they are growing cos they decided to have a little fun and not for the other reason

And so what??? If your booty grows well, win-win

Either way, thank your stars that they have decided to grow, it means that the pics in your thread are obsolete, and that we now need new ones .... I said that out loud didn't I???

Yes that was your outside voice and your little head speaking me thinks GS. I'll send Lexie over some bromide for your morning cuppa (well only when she's finished with you! )

 

[Golden_Silence]

Yes that was your outside voice and your little head speaking me thinks GS. I'll send Lexie over some bromide for your morning cuppa (well only when she's finished with you! )

I find a picture of the ex wife to work just as effectively

Uh.... mini GS has been reigned in thankfully, I make the decisions now

 

[Lorilei]

Dear X,

Never mind.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear sleep,
don't you think that we should learn how to get along. i think sleeping more than an hour at a time would be a good start. i'd also appreciate it if you kept the bad dreams away. in return, i will allow you to take over more often. i let you have your way yesterday afternoon, didn't i? let's try to find someway to exist together.
your friend,
tired beyond belief

 

[charmed1]

Dear X,

Thank you for the texts and phone calls. After not having spoken in all these years, it was so nice to hear your voice again. Exactly as I remembered.

Always,
Me

 

[Isid]

Dear X,

Thank you!

I

 

[janeyl]

My Darling

I will go to sleep tonight with the scent of you in my nostrils and on my body

This is just how it should be

Your love

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Pooh

I still mean it. You will never see it here...especially not now. You know how I feel about you

Piglet

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear X,

You know. It's just not that fucking hard. Really. I pretty much have done it all for you before, all you have to do is what I said to do.
And, really, we're WAY beyond the spoon feeding shit you're used to.
If you can't hack it, there are hundreds looking for your slot.
Shove off, because frankly, it's not worth my time or the money or your time.

Sincerely,
The guy in charge...

 

[misfortunex]

Dear X,

You know. It's just not that fucking hard. Really. I pretty much have done it all for you before, all you have to do is what I said to do.
And, really, we're WAY beyond the spoon feeding shit you're used to.
If you can't hack it, there are hundreds looking for your slot.
Shove off, because frankly, it's not worth my time or the money or your time.

Sincerely,
The guy in charge...

Dear Guy In Charge

So strong, so masterful.....

Missy

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Guy In Charge

So strong, so masterful.....

Missy

Dear Missy,

And often very understanding and kind.

Guy in charge

 

[misfortunex]

Dear Missy,

And often very understanding and kind.

Guy in charge

Dear Guy In Carge

Quite the mixture

Missy

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Guy In Carge

Quite the mixture

Missy

Dear Missy,

Makes for a rocky day sometimes...

Guy in Charge

 

[misfortunex]

Dear Missy,

Makes for a rocky day sometimes...

Guy in Charge

Dear Guy In Charge

Would have thought you would have gone for plain sailing....

Missy