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Dear X:

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You,

You were the only thing that made me happy that I had a heart at all. Before I found yours and how full of life and light it could be. Every day we delved deeper into one another was a revelation. You taught me how my heart could be open and strong like yours. It took years of careful attention and instruction but I learned, lesson by lesson.

I will never forget you.
 
Dear X:

Thank you for realizing i am not faking this injury.
Thank you for getting my claim approved.
I know it is just into the 3rd week but it feels like forever to someone that goes shack wacky on a 4 day weekend & is used to working 12 hr days, 5 days a week + occasional saturdays..
Physio is working miracles on the lower back but the upper back/neck/shoulders are still screwed up.. & so is the ankle... I can turn my head a bit more now but still can't push or reach.

I sooo want to return to work but in my job there are no "light duties".
I am a trucker/labourer, I am not a secretary nor have any clerical skills.
I am sorry I am so limited in skills but it is what I have done for the last 20 years...
it is probably why my back was so strong & minimalized the damage.

Trust me I want to go back to work, just not until I am all healed up.
the ankle has taught me that going back too soon isn't good.

Just thanks for not being a jerk & understanding I need time to heal properly.
Being a female please don't judge my heal time by male standards...
I know it is a male oriented job and my body is strong but I am still female.

the woman on WCB due to a 10 ft free fall drop in her rig...

Trust me I want to heal ASAP.. I want to get back to play too !!!!!
 
Dear employer,

I really like the pay that I'm receiving. I really like that my job is very relaxed (go to break/lunch whenever you get ready to). I really like that the fact that it isn't hard work (ie. working at BK). But for the love-of-all-things-holy, find me something to do so I don't fall asleep standing up!

I know I work harder and quicker than most of the people you have hired in the past. I'm sorry that they all have been retards, and excuse me for not wanting to take all day doing one thing. (Yes, I know I did nothing today but waste 8 hours, but you didn't have me anything to do.)

Give me a list of things to do that would normally take someone 3 weeks to do, show me how to do it, and I will be set for the week. It isn't that hard.

Just wanted to let you know!

-Your new-bored-out-of-her-mind summer employee
 
Dear Louie and Lucky,

Why must y'all drink out of the toilet when I just got y'all some fresh water your dishes?

~Your confused mommy and aunt
 
Dear New Job,

I love you. Please continue to be as profitable as you are now or more so. Thank you so much.

Your Devoted Slave,
Teh Bunneh.
 
Dear Master,

Happy birthday! :heart: You mean more to me than you can comprehend. I am enamoured with you, in lust with you and in love with you.

I'm so stoked to have you and Minxie as my partners.

I love you.

:rose:KK (your dirty slut).
 
Dear Condo Association,

Remember when you mother fuckers were too cheap to put in a curb and gutters? That is why people are able to park on the grass. If we had curbs...we couldn't park on the grass. So get a clue and seriously do more than being all vigilante and yelling at people for parking on the grass because of your poor planning and cheap asses.

And you can count on the next time that your little friends have a party and park two inches on the grass I'm going to report your asses.

I can't wait to move to a real neighborhood that doesn't have laws about how to decorate your property (too bad I can't report my neighbors for being gaudy and having no taste in their Fourth of July let's see how much red white and blue I can pack on my teeny tiny porch decorations.)
 
Dear tree that used to be behind the lemon tree until it fell down,

I suppose at least you gave me a reason to get out of the house today, but did you have to be so darned big? You barely fit into the green waste bin, even when I cut you up into little pieces. And you scratched me a lot while I did it. You're dead, so you don't need to be all uppity about being stuffed into the bin.

Sin the gardener
 
minx1 said:
I wan us to get second place!

*chants* second place! second place! sec.....:D
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Holy crap don't even do that!!! :eek:

If the unmentionable does happen, you are going to suffer a lot of abuse for this. :mad:

"J"inx

ETA: You know I believe in positive reinforcement too.
 
YourCaptor said:
Holy crap don't even do that!!! :eek:

If the unmentionable does happen, you are going to suffer a lot of abuse for this. :mad:

"J"inx
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*giggles with glee, um I mean fear*

Oh no! Not lots of abuse *bites lip*
 
MelancholyBaby said:
Dear Condo Association,

Remember when you mother fuckers were too cheap to put in a curb and gutters? That is why people are able to park on the grass. If we had curbs...we couldn't park on the grass. So get a clue and seriously do more than being all vigilante and yelling at people for parking on the grass because of your poor planning and cheap asses.

And you can count on the next time that your little friends have a party and park two inches on the grass I'm going to report your asses.

I can't wait to move to a real neighborhood that doesn't have laws about how to decorate your property (too bad I can't report my neighbors for being gaudy and having no taste in their Fourth of July let's see how much red white and blue I can pack on my teeny tiny porch decorations.)
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When we moved into our neighborhood we were told by the previous owner, our realitor, the mortgage company that there was no HOA. Six months after buying the house, *SURPRISE!* there was one, it just hadn't been active in 10 years. Ever since they decided to re-activate the damn thing it's been a pain in the arse. Someday we'll be in a position to move again - I can't wait to get away from this "For the Collective Good" mentallity.
 
YourCaptor said:
Thats not you, thats hotness in soccer.

Thought it would get your attention, and motivated too.

How about blonds vs brunets

Theirs a ref in their too, controlling all the players
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That jokes seemed funnier until I tried to write it on one cup of coffee.

I'm a redhead sooooo I can't relate to the age old blonds versus brunettes contest either. :(
 
Dear X,

circle of friends

*sings*

"Me, I'm a part of your circle of friends
and we notice you don't come around
Me, I think it all depends
on you touching ground with us.

But, I quit. I give up.
Nothing's good enough for anybody else
it seems.
And I quit. I give up.
Nothing's good enough for anybody else
it seems.

And being alone
is the best way to be.
When I'm by myself it's
the best way to be.
When I'm all alone it's
the best way to be.
When I'm by myself
nobody else can say goodbye.

Everything is temporary anyway.
When the streets are wet --
the color slip into the sky.
But I don't know why that means you and I are
- that means you and....

I quit -- I give up.
Nothin's good enough for anybody else it seems.
But I quit. I give up.
Nothing's good enough for anybody else it seems.

And being alone
is the best way to be.
When I'm by myself it's
the best way to be.
When I'm all alone it's
the best way to be.
When I'm by myself
nobody else can say...

Me, I'm a part of your circle of friends
and we notice you don't come around.

Halalalalalala"

Sincerely,

FF:rose:
 
I so understand FurryFury......

*HUGGS and HUGGS*


:rose::kiss::heart:

FurryFury said:
Dear X,

circle of friends

*sings*

"Me, I'm a part of your circle of friends
and we notice you don't come around
Me, I think it all depends
on you touching ground with us.

But, I quit. I give up.
Nothing's good enough for anybody else
it seems.
And I quit. I give up.
Nothing's good enough for anybody else
it seems.

And being alone
is the best way to be.
When I'm by myself it's
the best way to be.
When I'm all alone it's
the best way to be.
When I'm by myself
nobody else can say goodbye.

Everything is temporary anyway.
When the streets are wet --
the color slip into the sky.
But I don't know why that means you and I are
- that means you and....

I quit -- I give up.
Nothin's good enough for anybody else it seems.
But I quit. I give up.
Nothing's good enough for anybody else it seems.

And being alone
is the best way to be.
When I'm by myself it's
the best way to be.
When I'm all alone it's
the best way to be.
When I'm by myself
nobody else can say...

Me, I'm a part of your circle of friends
and we notice you don't come around.

Halalalalalala"

Sincerely,

FF:rose:
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FurryFury said:
Dear X,

(snip)

But, I quit. I give up.
Nothing's good enough for anybody else
it seems.
And I quit. I give up.
Nothing's good enough for anybody else
it seems.

And being alone
is the best way to be.
When I'm by myself it's
the best way to be.
When I'm all alone it's
the best way to be.
When I'm by myself
nobody else can say goodbye.
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I SOOOOOO understand, too... *hugs, hugs, hugs*:rose:
 
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