Dear X:

[JamieB]

Dear mush-for-brains:

Pull your head out of your ass and quit drinking and start taking care of yourself. When you drink you smell and you're obnoxious and overbearing and you're lousy in bed...no one wants to be licked in the mouth by a drunk.

And learn to listen without taking everything as a personal attack..."You look nice today," doesn't mean you looked like shit yesterday. "Are you losing weight?" doesn't mean you're fat. "I think you have a drinking problem" doesn't mean you're a shitty person. I swear to god, talking to you is like throwing lit matches at a bucket of gasoline.

This has gone on too long. I'm frustrated as hell, but I am not your enemy. I'm here to help when you're ready, and I hope it's soon.

J

 

[intothewoods]

Dear X,

Have you forgotten how to be kind? Just wondering.

ITW

 

[Bandit58]

Unfortunately......

Some men cannot see what they have until they nolonger have it.

Yeah - it sucks to be my EX husband......

 

[satindesire]

Yeah - it sucks to be my EX husband......

//random thread hijack alert//

Your av. Funny. Mate furiously with me now.

//end random thread hijack//

 

[fishercat]

Dear Bachelor #2:

I think I scared you a bit. Or maybe the pics I sent weren't to your liking. I hope I'm wrong. You seem like a real person, not a fake. It's a nice change. I hope you call again.

 

[satindesire]

Dear F,

You are so incredibly sexy. Please stay away from me so I won't let go of my self control and give up my incredible monogamous long streak and ruin my relationship with V. Don't call me, I have no idea why I gave you my number in the first place. I want to answer, because your voice gives me chills.

I could bounce a quarter off your abs. Just....stay away from me and I won't do anything stupid.

Love, (I wish)

Me

 

[00Syd]

Dear F,

You are so incredibly sexy. Please stay away from me so I won't let go of my self control and give up my incredible monogamous long streak and ruin my relationship with V. Don't call me, I have no idea why I gave you my number in the first place. I want to answer, because your voice gives me chills.

I could bounce a quarter off your abs. Just....stay away from me and I won't do anything stupid.

Love, (I wish)

Me

The perils of sexy.

I have a friend like that... I want him to call... but at the same time I'm always praying that he doesn't.

 

[YourCaptor]

Dear sexy cute girl that made me glad I had a laptop to cover up with.

Once I own you all your teasing will have a heavy toll. You can’t keep out of reach forever, my appetite for you is way too big.

Most sincerely, your future captor

 

[WriterDom]

Dear trash,

I'm sorry the lazy city fucks didn't empty you today. I got you out there in time. As you know they always empty you on the second pass by. But I guess since I didn't have it out there on the first go by, they decided to just blow you off. Just remember that many government workers are sorry as hell and couldn't survive in the private sector.

ps

I did write the city manager. But since he is an overpaid lazy government worker, I'm not expecting any response.

 

[FurryFury]

Dear trash,

I'm sorry the lazy city fucks didn't empty you today. I got you out there in time. As you know they always empty you on the second pass by. But I guess since I didn't have it out there on the first go by, they decided to just blow you off. Just remember that many government workers are sorry as hell and couldn't survive in the private sector.

ps

I did write the city manager. But since he is an overpaid lazy government worker, I'm not expecting any response.

Man can I relate!

It would be soooo nice if people would actually do their jobs! I guess it's too damn much to ask though.

 

[satindesire]

The perils of sexy.

I have a friend like that... I want him to call... but at the same time I'm always praying that he doesn't.

You know the guy who played Frank Parker off the TV show "Seven Days'?

Jonathan LaPaglia.

http://midnightvamp303a.tripod.com/jlapaglia3.jpg

He looks a lot like him, with a beard. Hawtt.

 

[Stegral]

Dear X:

I really hope you are at the Fetish Ball next saturday night.
I really hope I catch your eye, after you catch mine.
I really hope I throw your need for a soulmate into overdrive.
I really hope you are a soft switch that prefers to Top
I really hope Fate hears my plea & sends X so we can trip over each other.


Stegral


I am sick of making bad decisions...
let us trip over each other so I KNOW it is Him...

 

[00Syd]

You know the guy who played Frank Parker off the TV show "Seven Days'?

Jonathan LaPaglia.

http://midnightvamp303a.tripod.com/jlapaglia3.jpg

He looks a lot like him, with a beard. Hawtt.

Oooh, hmm, that would be difficult to resist.

 

[satindesire]

Oooh, hmm, that would be difficult to resist.

Top that face with perfect teeth, beautiful tan skin, a tattoo on his (bulging, massive) bicep and a body that any fitness model would envy and you've got T. R. O. U. B. L. E for moi.

Edited to add: Look at that face and look at mine. Cute couple eh? Eh? ^_^

 

[YourCaptor]

Top that face with perfect teeth, beautiful tan skin, a tattoo on his (bulging, massive) bicep and a body that any fitness model would envy and you've got T. R. O. U. B. L. E for moi.

Edited to add: Look at that face and look at mine. Cute couple eh? Eh? ^_^

I don't understand what makes a couple cute. How does that work?

 

[00Syd]

Top that face with perfect teeth, beautiful tan skin, a tattoo on his (bulging, massive) bicep and a body that any fitness model would envy and you've got T. R. O. U. B. L. E for moi.

Edited to add: Look at that face and look at mine. Cute couple eh? Eh? ^_^

Mmmmhmmm... I can definitely understand how that would be hard to resist.

 

[intothewoods]

I don't understand what makes a couple cute. How does that work?

I don't know if this can be explained.

 

[satindesire]

I don't understand what makes a couple cute. How does that work?

There's an 'extremes' way of putting it. Either the couple has to sort of be similar looking, or extremely opposite looking.

As in build, facial features, coloring, weight, fitness level, clothing style, age etc.

 

[LittleJade]

Dear X:

I love every minute I spend with you. I love talking with you- I want nothing more than to make you smile, make you laugh. I want to make your every day more beautiful.

*kissing your hands*


hija

 

[YourCaptor]

There's an 'extremes' way of putting it. Either the couple has to sort of be similar looking, or extremely opposite looking.

As in build, facial features, coloring, weight, fitness level, clothing style, age etc.

Ahso, thank you for clarifying

 

[satindesire]

Ahso, thank you for clarifying

my pleasure. ^_^;

 

[BiBunny]

Dear X,

We both fucked up. We know it. What's it going to take to get us both to stop being cowards? We can't fix this if we're both determined to ignore the elephant in the room.

I need you, dammit. And you need me. Something's gotta give.

~Me

 

[SubKekiLee]

Dear X
Well you finally did it... You succeeded in pushing my buttons to the point where I cannot take it anymore.. your letter to me monday night was full of nothing but lies and Im done... I wish you much success in life I hope you succeed.. We will still have to be together at time for the sake of our children... BUT when all is said and done maybe both of us will be happier...

Your soon to be ex wife...

 

[DeservingBitch]

Dear perverts,

I'm on tomorrow, and I need cash. So, go to the bank and give us a call. You know you want to.

 

[BiBunny]

Dear perverts,

I'm on tomorrow, and I need cash. So, go to the bank and give us a call. You know you want to.

Dear Pervs,

Yeah. What she said.

~Teh Bunneh