Dear X:

[doveofserenity]

Dear Landlady,

You are 100% pure-t fucking batshit. Just as SOON as I can find a job in another town, I'm getting out of this place. It really bothers me that someone as nutty as you has a key to my place. I pay my rent. I don't bother anyone or cause problems. For God's sake, just leave me the fuck alone until I can get out of here! And maybe you should go have that bipolar thing checked out soon.

~Bunny

P.S. I know you go in my apartment when I'm not there and plunder around. I also know that you have the pest control lady do the same thing because you've slipped up a time or two while talking to me. I can't prove it, but I know you do it. Just know that when I catch you (and it's not "if," it's "when"), there will be hell to pay.

Leave your video cam on while your gone, bunny. Sounds like the woman would be too stupid to even know what the red light meant.

 

[WakoJako]

Dear (Name of Bloke who ran of with my ex)

Congrats on stealing my missus, i would just like to tell you that she is HIV positive.

Yours Faithfully

Jako


(Note, she doesnt actually have HIV)

 

[BiBunny]

Dear h_i_s and dove,

I've thought about leaving my webcam up and running. Unfortunately, the only webcam I have at the moment is one of those that's built into the top of my laptop's monitor. When you turn a webcam on, of course it shows a little box on the screen with what it's recording. On cams that stand independently, it'd be nothing to turn off the screen and leave the cam running. Problem is, with this one, I don't think you can turn the monitor off and leave the cam up, so she can be caught in the act. Maybe it's time to buy a cam that plugs in somewhere. I can hook it up to my desktop, and she'd never know the difference.

~Bunny

 

[Untamed_Tygress]

Dear X,

I took the liberty of throwing your holey socks out in the trash today. I hope you can learn to live without them.

Me

P.S. Dont think i've forgotten about your slippers!

 

[intothewoods]

Dear bdsm board "old timers":

I just looked over a thread from 2005 that shall remain nameless.

DAMN. This board has been arguing about some of the same stuff for a looong time! I saw a lot of people's names who don't post as much anymore, and it was nice to read some different points of view.

So, um, from a newbie, please oh please come on out again? I'm sorry if I've come off as a half vanilla bitch who talks too much. I wish we could all get along well enough to agree to disagree respectfully.

hugs and kisses,
itw

p.s. Just when I think, I got that Marquis guy figured out, I read some more of his posts and I think, hmm what is that guy all about anyway?
p.p.s. Totally unrelated question...anyone heard from minx?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear X:

You will NEVER know how happy I am that we can be friends again. I love talking to you; I always did. From the moment we met, our conversations were like talking to a mirror .... it's like talking to another version of myself .... someone who completely "gets" me.

I wasn't emotionally stable enough at the time to be a friend to you; for that I am ever so sorry. Oh well, that's all water under the bridge now; I'm going to concentrate on the here and now ... on being a good friend and being thankful that you are, at the very least, _my_ friend.

Thank you for giving me another chance because I know I didn't deserve 2nds ...... just goes to prove you're as great as I always said you were.

,
~M

 

[bholderman]

Dear Life,

Enough already! Isnt 4 months of kicking me while Im down enough? What the hell did I do?

 

[Millificent]

Dear Life,

Enough already! Isnt 4 months of kicking me while Im down enough? What the hell did I do?

*hugs*

 

[doveofserenity]

Dear h_i_s and dove,

I've thought about leaving my webcam up and running. Unfortunately, the only webcam I have at the moment is one of those that's built into the top of my laptop's monitor. When you turn a webcam on, of course it shows a little box on the screen with what it's recording. On cams that stand independently, it'd be nothing to turn off the screen and leave the cam running. Problem is, with this one, I don't think you can turn the monitor off and leave the cam up, so she can be caught in the act. Maybe it's time to buy a cam that plugs in somewhere. I can hook it up to my desktop, and she'd never know the difference.

~Bunny

You can get an "el cheapo" at Wallyworld for about $10 for the desktop computer and turn the monitor off and it would still record, she would just not see it happening.

 

[BiBunny]

You can get an "el cheapo" at Wallyworld for about $10 for the desktop computer and turn the monitor off and it would still record, she would just not see it happening.

Thanks, dove. It's worth a shot!

 

[doveofserenity]

Thanks, dove. It's worth a shot!

Your welcome, except for the fact i just cleaned out my computer supply closet; and got rid of a bunch of stuff; i could have sent you one. Sawwry.

 

[INSIDEYOURMIND]

Dear Diabetes,
After 52 years, can't you leave me the fuck alone for one god dam night?
Your pin cushion.
Jeffrey

 

[doveofserenity]

Dear Diabetes,
After 52 years, can't you leave me the fuck alone for one god dam night?
Your pin cushion.
Jeffrey

~Hugs~My thoughts and good vibes are with You, Sir.

 

[EmpressFi]

Dear Diabetes,
After 52 years, can't you leave me the fuck alone for one god dam night?
Your pin cushion.
Jeffrey

*hugs*

I wish diabetes were a person... I'd kick his ass for you, hon

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear X:

I am living in your home, confined in a bedroom not 50 feet from your throne room (a.k.a. the living room). Please STOP calling my cellphone to get my attention. Say my name out loud, okay? I'll hear you. I'll come.

You're nutz and you're driving me fucking crazy. I'm going to give you a personal ringtone on my cellphone: Crazy Train, by Ozzy. This way I won't have to look at Caller ID to know you're getting ready to irritate the shit out of me.

 

[SweetGigi]

Dear You,

i feel so completely and utterly helpless. You are the single most important person in my world right now and i feel like i am losing You in this depression and self doubt. i'd do just about anything to give You the confidence You need to get thru this and to rise above the loneliness and uncertainity. Please don't push me away... i think i love You and to lose You would kill the last shread of hope i have in this world. Please don't give up on us.

Love,

Me

 

[minx1]

Dear You,

i feel so completely and utterly helpless. You are the single most important person in my world right now and i feel like i am losing You in this depression and self doubt. i'd do just about anything to give You the confidence You need to get thru this and to rise above the loneliness and uncertainity. Please don't push me away... i think i love You and to lose You would kill the last shread of hope i have in this world. Please don't give up on us.

Love,

Me

*huge hugs* gigi. I hope he hears you hon

 

[minx1]

Dear x,

Thankyou so much for today. For listening and offering such sound advice.
You are very wise!

It helped immensely; honestly you have no idea just how much and I want you to know how grateful I am

Me x

 

[h_i_s]

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[SweetGigi]

*huge hugs* gigi. I hope he hears you hon

me too. i think what we have is amazing and deserves better than this.

i'm happy for you though.

 

[serijules]

Dear h_i_s and dove,

I've thought about leaving my webcam up and running. Unfortunately, the only webcam I have at the moment is one of those that's built into the top of my laptop's monitor. When you turn a webcam on, of course it shows a little box on the screen with what it's recording. On cams that stand independently, it'd be nothing to turn off the screen and leave the cam running. Problem is, with this one, I don't think you can turn the monitor off and leave the cam up, so she can be caught in the act. Maybe it's time to buy a cam that plugs in somewhere. I can hook it up to my desktop, and she'd never know the difference.

~Bunny

You could always just leave a note in a very conspicuous place simply saying "I know you are snooping around in here without my permission and it is not appreciated at all. Please stop or I will be forced to call the police, blah blah blah blah"....whatever you want to say, just say it as nice and to the point and polite as you can.

That's how I got my roommate to quit "borrowing" (read:stealing) things from me, and she was quite mental herself.

Getting caught is humiliating. Most people will cease unwanted behaviour like that once they realize you know about it.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

That was the most fucked up empty apology ever
Why say sorry??.. when it's obvious A. You don't mean it & B. You haven't enough of a clue to even begin to understand WHO would be offended and/or why ....... renders the apology as 'null'.

And the name is h i s , and certainly it is not 'princess' so hold back on the condescending shit too please. And stick that rollseyes smiley up your ass sideways right along with the sarchastic 'geez' shit too.

Just because skinny to some, is more attractive than a fulller figure ...... doesn't make it so for all........ and doesn't make it ok for you to point out while including actual people as your example. Especially when you drag a thrid party into a conversation who isn't participating and doesn't care (to say the least) to be placed in the same basket as an example along with all of your ex's skinny girlfriends he has on the side.

FAT OR SKINNY.... it's WRONG.

Initially, upon reading your posts I at first thought your problem was with the language barriors. I understand better now of it being an issue to involve a whole lot more than that. So yeah, never mind. I doubt that you'll ever get it, BiaTcHiNFiRe .... even if I could spell it out in your preferred or original native language, I'm fairly certain, and well convinced at this point that you won't and are not capable of 'getting it'.

You need to work on putting more thought into motion, and perhaps placing yourself in another's shoes before opening your mouth to speak .. or placing your fingers upon the keyboard.

Dear h_i_s,

I don't give a fuck what you think about my apology as it wasn't meant for you, but for the other girls I have named in my post. Eventho you don't think I meant my apology sincerely, I did. Not my prob you don't belive it.

You get pissed off over anything as I didnt say anything insulting or ignorant about your person at all. Me saying my man like girls "like you" is not insulting at all cuz I said he like only very nice, thin, sexy girls. If you see that as insulting and ignorant you maybe need your head checked?

If it's the word "skinny" what pissed you off? (and which I haven't use even fuking once btw) you should maybe just stop using it? I used the word "thin" which is not insulting at all, at least my dictionary says so. *confused*

I called you Sin cuz I know you under this name, so please stop acting like you use the name h_i_s like for ages now. Your name h_i_s is quite new I think? so take a deep breath and relax when I forget you have changed your Lit name ok.

As for me calling you "princess" I was just being ironic about you overacting over a shit really.

Still being used as the example 'poster child for skinny girls' everywhere after gaining over 30 pounds during the past year, and the icing on the cake: ... having to read ignorant comments regarding my size in a conversation I am not even a part of.

Common sense that we can't call a heavy girl, fat, without inviting a riot yet, yet so many seem to think that it's ok to call a smaller person skinny.
I hate being used as the example..... wish they'd leave my fucking size out of their discussion, especially when I'm not even participating in the thread.

When will people begin to understand that it's not polite, and just as equally hurtful to comment on how a person tips the scale, whether they lean to the heavy or the lighter side. Will the ignorance ever cease??
... .

You say my post pissed you off, well your post pissed me off right back. Thats why the "geez".

I won't coment your reply about me sticking some smileys and words up my ass. I will just say you can do better than that.

You don't like this smiley ?? Why do you use that smiley then?? You can and I can't??? ( ) *chuckles*

peace
me

 

[00Syd]

Heh Heh Heh...

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Dear X,

Do you have to be soooooo grateful ?

It makes me squirm, you should know that : laughs :

It was just good timing and I meant what I said, anytime ......

quite sincerely,

Me

 

[h_i_s]

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