Dear X:

[damppanties]

Dear Weather Gods:

You can stop with the friggin' rain anytime now. My knee is killing me!

TIA,

Cloudy

Send it here.

 

[feeeriek]

Dear Weather Gods:

You can stop with the friggin' rain anytime now. My knee is killing me!

TIA,

Cloudy

um instead of sending it to dampy...since she is damp could you send it here instead...thanks ever so much

 

[cloudy]

Send it here.

um instead of sending it to dampy...since she is damp could you send it here instead...thanks ever so much

You can have it.

But wait! There's more!

Free with your order you'll receive at no extra charge assorted tornado and severe thunderstorm warnings.

(I love the south, really, but sometimes...)

 

[feeeriek]

You can have it.

But wait! There's more!

Free with your order you'll receive at no extra charge assorted tornado and severe thunderstorm warnings.

(I love the south, really, but sometimes...)

if it supplies the rain needed will take those as well...not like we don't get them any way...just not quite yet during the year

 

[Misty_Morning]

Dear Betsy,

I do believe that all your comments about my shorts are really masking envy.

And NO!...you can't have them.


Signed,

The chick who believes that ALL styles come back around.


pffffttt.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Dear Betsy,

I do believe that all your comments about my shorts are really masking envy.

And NO!...you can't have them.


Signed,

The chick who believes that ALL styles come back around.


pffffttt.

Dear "The chick who believes that ALL styles come back around",

Masking envy? Pu-lease! I've got my own old curtains if I wanted a pair of shorts like that.

Yeah, I know that all styles come back around, but I honestly think you missed the last couple of times with them things... Now, the butt that is in those shorts is a different story all together. I don't get to have that either ('Sides Grace would kick my skinny little ass!)

BTW, regarding you pffffttt. Don't make me start an entire thread about your butt! I've got a rhyming dictionary and I DO know how to use it, so be forewarned!

Betsy

 

[Misty_Morning]

Betsy

Nice to see you've finally accepted your tag.....

 

[Safe_Bet]

Nice to see you've finally accepted your tag.....

That's cold...

 

[Misty_Morning]

That's cold...

pffffftt

 

[Safe_Bet]

pffffftt

Fine. I warned you about those pffffftts.

So which do you think is the better title for a thread...

Misty's Butt Poetry Marathon?

or

Misty's Rear End in Review?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

*Pulls comfortable chair into corner where he has a good view and opens large bucket of popcorn*

Oh, this is going to be good!

 

[Misty_Morning]

Fine. I warned you about those pffffftts.

So which do you think is the better title for a thread...

Misty's Butt Poetry Marathon?

or

Misty's Rear End in Review?

How 'bout....Betsy's Itsy Bitty Titty Thread?


OR....



The Elfin Card Holder's Review from Below?

 

[TxRad]

Joins the Bear in the corner and hopes he shares the popcorn.

 

[Safe_Bet]

How 'bout....Betsy's Itsy Bitty Titty Thread?


OR....



The Elfin Card Holder's Review from Below?

Now just a cotton pickin minute... There NEEDS to be rules of common courtesy here...

For example:

* No picking on people who have small, but exceedingly cute boobs.

* No insulting those people who are altitudinally challenged.

* No casting rude unfounded aspersion based upon their race, creed, sexual preferences or hair color
(if you can even remember what color yours was originally!)

* The chick married to Amy is always right (well maybe not according to HER, but...)

* People who live in California are inherently cooler that people who live on a glorified sand bar.

* Having big boobs and a nice round butt means that you have to be nice to people who don't.

There, that should pretty much cover it don'tcha think?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Joins the Bear in the corner and hopes he shares the popcorn.

I hope you're a popcorn purest. Nothing but butter and salt. I don't hold with all these newfangled jalapeno or cheese flavored kinds.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Now just a cotton pickin minute... There NEEDS to be rules of common courtesy here...

For example:

* No picking on people who have small, but exceedingly cute boobs.

Prove it....we want pictures....

* No insulting those people who are attitudinally challenged.

May I remind you of your decreasingly remarks of the woman I love?

* No casting rude unfounded aspersion based upon their race, creed, sexual preferences or hair color

WTF?

(if you can even remember what color yours was originally!)

Bitch

* The chick married to Amy is always right (well maybe not according to HER, but...)

* People who live in California are inherently cooler that people who live on a glorified sand bar.

Hey, the best parties happen on a sand bar!

* Having big boobs and a nice round butt means that you have to be nice to people who don't.

Says Who?

There, that should pretty much cover it don'tcha think?

Nope.

Try again my little bitty titty lez.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hey, your posts about being you being hungry and about your fat cat got me thinking about a poem:

Misty had a little cat
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of cat food went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Whatcha think?

 

[Misty_Morning]

Hey, your posts about being you being hungry and about your fat cat got me thinking about a poem:

Misty had a little cat
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of cat food went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Whatcha think?

There once was an Itsy Bitsy Betsy
Who wished she had some titsy
None did she have
Nor the coveted "ass clad"
So she just pffffffftt.



How's that?

 

[Safe_Bet]

There once was a chick call Misty Morn
Who wore shorts that were ragged and torn
They were old as the hills
And ugly enough to give chills
But she insisted that worn shorts be worn

 

[TxRad]

I hope you're a popcorn purest. Nothing but butter and salt. I don't hold with all these newfangled jalapeno or cheese flavored kinds.

Since I'm well past the point of being a classic and well on my way to being an antique, purest popcorn is right up my alley. Salt and butter is the only way to fly.

ETA: There's beer in the cooler, this looks like it's going to last a while.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Since I'm well past the point of being a classic and well on my way to being an antique, purest popcorn is right up my alley. Salt and butter is the only way to fly.

ETA: There's beer in the cooler, this looks like it's going to last a while.

Y'mean it's a double feature? And we got in on the opening credits? Hot damn. Blue, more popcorn!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Y'mean it's a double feature? And we got in on the opening credits? Hot damn. Blue, more popcorn!

This thing is going to have more parts than Star Wars. When she started in on the Itsy Bitsy Titsy stuff, 'Ol Curtain Drawers didn't know what she started!


'Course her ass does look GOOD in them...

 

[CWatson]

Dear X,

...Err, hold on. My confessional thread's being overrun by dueling I-don't-know-what.

~C

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Dear X,

I adore you from the very depths of my soul. Pure, honest and raw.

Guenivere

 

[Katyusha]

My love,

Do you know why I like it that you post here? It's something we can share. It's someplace where we can be silly and be serious with others in a way that's almost impossible in the real world. It's fun. I like you here. I love sharing all this with you.

Love always,
Me