Dear X:

[Fallenfromgrace]

Jeez, somebody forgot to take their Midol this morning!
(I think she owes me those boots for having made me read that! )

*raised eyebrow*

Nothing to do with being in any kind of bad mood, i just don't think its for anyone to say certain posts that carry a certain tone (in this case, 'positive' and not the assumed 'negative venting') can't be posted in certain threads.

I think the only time that anyone can really take offence with certain posts, is if someone is being disrespectful in a thread that requires humility and compasison.

The AH is one of the few forums on Lit that is not moderated, so who the hell are individual members to 'police' where people post.

That goes for anyone in my opinion.

 

[Vermilion]

Dear X

But if I explain it to you, then it doesn't work. Can't you go away and read about it? I want you to understand. This is a big thing, I don't understand it myself, I especially don;t understand how to do what I'm asking you. I need you to read up, if you can. Please.

x
V

 

[Just-Legal]

1.please change description of position to something like class advisor (class -leader is ill-worded in this context and misleading ). Is this possible?

No, its not. Just because the phrase "Class Leader" makes you think that - god forbid - someone is a higher rank than you doesn't mean we're going to change the title of the role. They ARE a leader - a leader in information and knowledge, someone who can LEAD the class to achieve better things. Stop being a petty little bitch.

2.consider positions in combination with spec + class. Is it possible?
Reason: it is almost impossible for one person to keep up with the development of all different specs, especially considering that they will have a main spec e.g. for raid experience.

I can give you five names off the top of my head who can explain EVERYTHING about the three different specs and how they work in raiding for their class. In two cases, they know about SEVERAL classes. So fuck you on that one as well.

3. don' fill positions until BR has raided Naxx 25. Is this possible? (not that important question)
Reasoneople will have more insight into fights, gear, enchants etc. and classes and how they work now in general and in the raid situation of ******

ROFL. Two words: Elitist Jerks. The information is out there, its just a case of finding it. I also point you to MaxDPS.com and Allakahzam.com - And Naxx 25man is actually EASIER than 10man by all reports because you have more players - the fight mechanics are pretty much the same they just hit a bit harder and have more health. So that would be another "get fucked" from me.

4. Is it possible to answer those questions in public or do I need to poke an officer about them? (am not interested in a position, just curiosity and for the sake of knowing - and the fact that it takes sometimes ages for official answers)

There have been four official answers to questions in this thread already. Stop being a shit-stirring little fuck. If you don't like how we're running things GO THE FUCK AWAY.

This is not the first time you have caused severe issues - and nearly lead to people QUITTING over your dickheadedness and causing misunderstandings. If I had a clear cut reason, I'd fucking kick you out myself.

---

I really, really wanted to post these as answers to someone's questions, but for the sake of sanity and order (and not giving the little bitch what she wants) I'm posting it here instead.

Oh, and X honey? If you find this (which you shouldn't but what the hell), fuck you. Love me.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Dear X,

Long ago when I was in my salad days, I believed that the love of a good woman would provide me with the answer to all of life's ills. Needless to say that at my now ripening age, I have revised this opinion a bit. I now believe that love is a nice anodyne, but it is not a cure for any illness.

LA

 

[CWatson]

Dear X,

Now that I don't have to be polite to you because we're not on the same collaborative project anymore, let me just tell it like it is.

You're going to fail.

You may pass this class; the teacher's very easygoing (as evidenced by his allowing me to blow off the course's final meeting as long as I got my final project in on time). But this course is an introduction to songwriting, with emphasis on the word introduction, at a community college. They have to humor you.

As someone who has made real music with real professionals, I can assure you that this is not true of real life. They don't have to humor you--and, furthermore, they won't. Music is an extremely competitive business. It is not for the faint of heart, and it is not for the weak of heart either. You will be told a truth that every musician has heard since time immemorial--that you are not very good yet--and you will have to accept that. You will need to have an ego of your own, not excuses about how busy you are. And lastly, you will need the stomach to keep going. You will be kicked in the emotional testicles many times as a musician, and despite the stomach-yanking pain it will be your job to nod, smile, and put your nose back to the grindstone.

So when I see you turn in a slap-dash collaboration where you barely lift a finger and I singlehandedly saved our grades--when, in fact, I see a collaboration that I turn in because you don't even show up to class on time, I question whether this is the right place for you.

Music comes from within. Music comes from the heart. Like all art, it is something you pursue because you love it. If the whole world were to line up and try to stop you, you would still try to find a way around them. Music is something that is driven by pure, unadulterated wanna. So if you don't have that, go find another business to get rich quick in. This one will chew you up and spit you out.

And no, I am not interested in a second collaboration. Not only have I (as mentioned) already completed my share of work for this course, but I have no interest in working with amateurs. You've already proven that you won't go anywhere in this industry, and I've learned everything I can from you; why should I waste more time on you? And besides, I'm one of those un-American perverts who thinks a person should get the grade they earned.

Good luck. You will need it.

~CWatson

 

[Just-Legal]

Dear DWP:

Let me get this straight. I have to fill in a form detailling EXACTLY what is wrong with myself, physically and mentally, then sign a statement agreeing to you giving this information to a FOR PROFIT third party organisation. If I do not agree, you will stop my benefits.

You have no idea how upsetting this is, and how angry this makes me. Hell, if you did, you probably wouldn't see a problem with it. There is NO information on how this form will be used by this company, other than to see if I need an assessment by a medical professional. I am being asked to give up my right to privacy and confidentiality with my GP to an unknown third party to make your job a little easier.

Wow. If I wasn't in such dire straights financially I'd tell you where to stick it.

 

[Guest]

Dear J,
You lied to me. You are still lying to me. You cannot simply ever fucking be honest with me. Actually I am pretty sure that you have no idea how to be honest about anything whatsoever. You constantly and consistently lie to everyone around you. I am shocked that you can keep the stories straight. I tried, I truly did. I didn't want to do what I am getting ready to do. I know that you simply cannot understand that I will not put up with what you are doing. I know that other women have. Someday I hope that you understand what you have done. I won't be around to witness it. I don't want to deal with your lies and lying anymore. I wish you good luck.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Dear XX's:

Fuck you! Fuck all of you! You selfish conceited stuck up bitches who take all the good and then ignore any need around. I wanted to be nice to you but no more, FUCK OFF.

My world will be a better place when I walk away from all of you.

 

[CWatson]

Just-Legal,

Holy cow. Isn't that like straddling the line of blackmail? Have you thought about contacting the Better Business Bureau (or whatever the British equivalent is)? I'd fight that kind of thing if I were you!

 

[Just-Legal]

Just-Legal,

Holy cow. Isn't that like straddling the line of blackmail? Have you thought about contacting the Better Business Bureau (or whatever the British equivalent is)? I'd fight that kind of thing if I were you!

The DWP is The Department for Work and Pensions. They control the state benefit I receive for being unable to work, and subcontract out the medical assessments to this company - I've checked into it, and basically there's no way to opt out, and no real method of finding out wtf they're going to do with my info.

Not a happy camper right now.

 

[Just-Legal]

Dear HMV employee:

I'm sorry I made your little brain explode by looking like a Goth but buying a Dance album. Happens to be the greatest hits of an artist I pretty much worshipped when I was about 17, and has a lot of happy memories attatched to them (and one of my bastard exes DELIBERATELY destroyed all my import albums by said artist).

I appreciate it's coming up to Christmas, and explaining the return policy is probably standard practice, but honey, looking like I shot you when I said "Oh, don't worry, its for me and I love the artist" really didn't do you any favours.

PS: My mother dissolved into giggles as soon as we got outside.

--

Dear body:

Oh for fucks sake. Seriously. HOW did you manage to get this bug? HOW?

I am not looking forward to a month of super strong anti-biotics just so I can EAT normally again.

 

[fieryjen]

Dear HMV employee:

I'm sorry I made your little brain explode by looking like a Goth but buying a Dance album. Happens to be the greatest hits of an artist I pretty much worshipped when I was about 17, and has a lot of happy memories attatched to them (and one of my bastard exes DELIBERATELY destroyed all my import albums by said artist).

I appreciate it's coming up to Christmas, and explaining the return policy is probably standard practice, but honey, looking like I shot you when I said "Oh, don't worry, its for me and I love the artist" really didn't do you any favours.

PS: My mother dissolved into giggles as soon as we got outside.

--

Dear body:

Oh for fucks sake. Seriously. HOW did you manage to get this bug? HOW?

I am not looking forward to a month of super strong anti-biotics just so I can EAT normally again.

Bwahaha to the HMV incident!

And *big hugs* along with a blanket and a hot drink and healing thoughts

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Dear Jon,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

Todd.

P.S.

It would probably help everyone if you learned how to use a hard drive and store files locally. I am tired of emailing you your own work because you are too lazy, cheap, or inept to invest $100 in storage devices. I have been working in the same office for thirteen years in the same business as you, and not only do I have every file I have ever worked on saved on one hard drive that is 1/4 the size of the average modern drive, but I have half of your garbage on my computer too. Stop being such a fucking idiot, and save your own goddamn work on your own goddamn computer.

Fuckwit.

 

[Guest]

Dear self,
It's okay to cry honestly. Cry and just keep crying until it goes away. When it stops... you will figure out how to piece the parts back together... Just survive right now and you will be okay.

 

[Just-Legal]

Dear jerk:

Wow... that was cold. You have no idea how upset she is do you? That you planned to leave her at home on her own ON HER BIRTHDAY.

I'm too fucking broke to take her out. How much would it have cost you to take her for a meal and a drink tomorrow, Mr 45k a year?

Fucking arse. I'd ask how you could do that to your own daughter, but then looking at the shit you've done to me... jeez.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Dear X:

Your little girl lost is shit tiresome and pathetic. Don't expect me to tell you it's all ok and happy when I don't know that myself. I have to get myself straight before I can do shit for you. I've spent way too long helping you at my own detriment, only to have you take it for granted. I'm done. Learn to think about the family and more than just what you want to do.

P.S. FUCK OFF.

 

[impressive]

Dear Sal,

Thanks for that. You made me smile HUGE.



~ Imp

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Dear Sal,

Thanks for that. You made me smile HUGE.



~ Imp

You're welcome

 

[vella_ms]

dear fuckface,
i think you enjoyed that way too much. and yes, i did hurt quite a bit from your thoughtless antics. i hope you got your jollies from it, you cunt.

wow! that was heavy.
but now that i've gotten the hate out, i feel ever so much more betterer.

and

i honestly hope that the people who acted in such a thoughtless manner realize it and learn from it. but otherwise, i really wish them peace.

no... for reals!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Dear X,

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

LA

 

[glynndah]

Dear Karma,

This is holiday making season. Please do not take away my cookie-baking mojo now. So far I've managed to have my oatmeal ones turn out both hard and raw at the same time, quite a feat, I'm sure, but not what I was shooting for. The spritz ones wouldn't stick to the cookie sheet and the chocolate chip ones did all too well. The brownies were suspiciously tan and the macaroons were lumpy. The crinkles didn't. Tonight's spritz cookies turned out much better, but I have a feeling the smoke coming out of the mixer wasn't a good omen. And I don't think the oven door is supposed to make that noise, either.

So, please just a little help. I have cookies to bake for 90 people tomorrow.

Sincerely,

glynndah

PS: The brownies were awful, but the mixer seems to be working this morning. Thank you for the snow day. I can use a little more time.

 

[jayce1066]

Dear X,

How was your hang-over this morning?

j

 

[Tarakin]

Dear X,

winter holiday will arrive. I know it. It has to. Some day.


Overworked,
Tarakin

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Dear X,

Thank you for never judging me (or at least for pretending not to judge )...despite the fact that we both agree that I am a total whack-job.

You have know idea how cool I think you are.


LG

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Cough,

Just -- just fuck off, wouldya? Fuck. The. Hell. Off.

x
V