Dear X:

[impressive]

Dear Self,

You are quite accustomed to relying on yourself -- for everything -- and you're damned good at it. Just focus on that this week, and you'll be fine.

~ Imp

 

[Guest]

Dear Self,

You are quite accustomed to relying on yourself -- for everything -- and you're damned good at it. Just focus on that this week, and you'll be fine.

~ Imp

dear imp,

you'll be fine.
and you have friends that are here for you if you need them.



c

 

[Trombonus]

Dear Trom:

I'm sorry, but that made me giggle.

H

dear trom,

sorry babe, i'm guilty with jl on the giggle.

but hoping the best for you sweetie

c

Dear JL and Caro,

That's what I do.

Trom

 

[CeriseNoire]

Dear X,

you're such a good friend, even when I'm not.

---

Dear Professor,

it's people like you that give us teachers a bad name. I really hope you don't teach your high schoolers with the lack of professionalism you have shown us. I may not have learned much about Reading research from you, but you are a shining example of what detriment a mediocre (at best) teacher can be. I think I'll stick to the teaching methods I've successfully used for the last two and a half years.

Thanks,
Ms. Noire
----

Dear Self,

no matter what you know, you will stay away from that thread. Battles must be chosen wisely, it this one isn't worthwhile.

Sincerely,
Cerise

 

[Misty_Morning]

Dear X,

I'm tired.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dear X,

I'm tired.

You need a vacation.

 

[AppleBiter]

Dear X:

It's all coming together, now. I can't believe I couldn't see it before. I was a sitting duck for you for such a long time (just like everyone else), but now I can see what you're doing and I'm playing defense. You probably just think I'm having an off day.

Everything has changed. Everything. I've exposed your sick little game and now . . .

I'm waiting.

Like a tiger in the trees.

~ Me

 

[Stella_Omega]

Dear X


Are we feeling a wee bit envious? Is that it?

Oh, for fuck's sake.

sincerely,

The girl who got the thankless, unpaid, and never-to-be-seen gig that, evidently, you wanted.

Dear X,

Since I have not recieved an answer to my last email in our...


discussion...

I have to think that I've offered you unarguable proof of my bonafides.

I won't expect an apology. I wish I could. You are a smaller person than I thought you were.

 

[4degrees]

dear stella-xxx,

omg you are so hot.

stop being more of a stud than me willya? ok, not really. i love your stud-ness. it is completely wonderful.
let's have phone sex now.

love curt

 

[Stella_Omega]

Dear Curt;

You are worth ten of the little bitch I've just dealt with, baby.

Dear X;

Horror story, huh? Wow! If the most horrible thing that ever happens to you, is not having your request fulfilled the second you make it-- you will have lived the life we all long for.

Seriously, horror story? I did the work for love, and for free, and knowing that it would be mostly invisible to the world-- you accuse me of doing it to drive traffic to a commercial site, you cunt. And I haven't heard a word from you since I proved you were wrong.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dear little beady eyed rodent,

stay off my desk
stop peeking out at me
and stay out of my candy

I'll get you and your little tail too


Abs.

 

[Doctorofdesire]

Dear Authors Hangout

How very nice to make your acquaintance! I dont fuck on first posts but there are plenty of other things we can do

32/bi female/uk

New to writing anything except the occasional prescription but hoping to learn fast and make some friends

Yours

Doctorofdesire

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Dear C,

Thank you for helping to sit me back upright today.



xx

chant

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Dear X,

I loved the way you danced, and I never forgot you. I wonder where you are today. I wonder if you remember dancing for me all those dark summer nights with me drunk on White Russians and you moving your voluminous hips and sublime ass around in a subtle gyrating motion just for me at the club. I wish you'd dance for me now. I really do.

 

[Edge23]

Dear G,

Look. I'm sorry I was angry and NO I don't expect you to be a mind reader. What I DO expect from you, as a FRIEND, is to talk to me on occasion, even if you're new boy toy is around. That's what friends do. I'm sorry I couldn't handle the burden of CC's breakdown, but hey...I'm a guy and she needed a woman to talk to. Specifically, she wanted to talk to you. I did what I could. You'll forgive me if I was a little angry that you didn't say one WORD to either of us when you showed up and your friend, and mine, was hurting something awful. You know where to find me, if you ever come down off your high horse. Until then, I'll help her as best I can. I just hope it's enough.

E23.

 

[FatDino]

Dear little beady eyed rodent,

stay off my desk
stop peeking out at me
and stay out of my candy

I'll get you and your little tail too


Abs.

Dear Abs,

Get a kitten.

Dino.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Dear Abs,

Get a kitten.

Dino.

Dear Dino,

She can't. Dog will eat the kitten.

Vana
xxx

 

[FatDino]

Dear Dino,

She can't. Dog will eat the kitten.

Vana
xxx

Dear Vana,

How about a BIG kitten?

Dino.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Dear Vana,

How about a BIG kitten?

Dino.

Dear Dino

I don't eat mice.

Vana
xxx

 

[oggbashan]

Dear Dino,

She can't. Dog will eat the kitten.

Vana
xxx

How about a large snake or a mongoose (but NOT both).

Either will eliminate rodents.

Og

 

[FatDino]

Dear Dino

I don't eat mice.

Vana
xxx

Dear Vana,

Thinking of you as only a kitten is an insult on you.

You're a much, much more powerful feline.

Dino.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Dear Vana,

Thinking of you as only a kitten is an insult on you.

You're a much, much more powerful feline.

Dino.

*purrs* Or should I be growling/ roaring?

Thank you, Sweet. You're good for my soul.

How about a large snake or a mongoose (but NOT both).

Either will eliminate rodents.

Og

I adore snakes, but to have one in a house on the loose might cramp her style just a little.

 

[FatDino]

*purrs* Or should I be growling/ roaring?

Thank you, Sweet. You're good for my soul.

Purring is more subtle.

Good, good. At least I have some use.

 

[tickledkitty]

Dear X:

I regret to inform you that the blob has been relegated to the trash bin. I tried to save it. I really did. It was truly all wrong. To be quite honest with you, I'm feeling somewhat relieved.

I do love you and appreciate the recipe and the encouragement and all, but, alas, I suck. If any type of yeast bread will be made in this house, I'm afraid you will have to come here and make it yourself.

Sadly,

Me

P.S. The soup isn't looking very promising for tonight either. Bleh.

 

[Gizzmotick]

Dear Senior Management

Please get a fucking brain and realize that half the people who you just promoted to supervisors only wanted the job because it looks like you don't do a lot of work. The saftey of thousands is now in jeopardy because the nit-wits that you saw fit to promote are now in charge of making decisions that affect people's lives. What's worse, is it will take them fucking up big (which I give about 3 weeks) and causing something catastrophic which places us on the National news for you to realize that "oh... they may not have been the best people for the job". GET A FUCKING CLUE!!!!!!

Get your head out of your ass, or at least get your shoulders out... so you can start looking for a way to un-fuck this organization. Your decisions have pretty much made our division the laughing stock of the entire organization. Your mis-management, rigid enforcement of the rules that fit you, and complete disregard for the rules that don't make life extremely difficult for those of us who actually care out the job we do and the saftey of everyone in our areas. I have never been ashamed to say what I do in public until now.

In the mean time, I will be frantically looking for a way out. Until then, please try not to do anything else even more stupid than you have already done. I do not want anything happening on my watch.