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Chantilyvamp
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dear you who lies
do you know it might be a novel idea to you to actually write down the lies that you tell. That way when you talk to someone again the lies won't change in story. And since I talked to you on the phone last night and then your story changed today on IM I'd say you need a better brain.
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the annoyed one
do you know it might be a novel idea to you to actually write down the lies that you tell. That way when you talk to someone again the lies won't change in story. And since I talked to you on the phone last night and then your story changed today on IM I'd say you need a better brain.
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the annoyed one
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scheherazade_79 said:Dear Vermilion,
I've turned into the Littlest HoboAt the end of every episode there's always a nice little group of people who want to adopt me. And I look wistfully over my shoulder... and keep roaming.
The Littlest Hobo always used to make me cry. I never thought I'd turn into him...
Zade
xxx
Dear Zade,
Thanks for the earworm. I will get you for this.
(I can't believe Wales imported the Littlest Hobo!)
There's a world, that's waiting to unfold,
a brand new tale, no one has ever told,
we've journey'd far but, you know it won't be long,
we're almost there and we've paid our fare, with the hobo song.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
So if you wanna join me for a while,
just grab your hat, come travel light,
that's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow I'll find what I call home,
until tomorrow, you know I'm free to roam.
Fallenfromgrace
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Dear selfish dickhead on the bus,
Im pretty sure it wasn't possible for you to open your mouth any wider and be any louder than you were, on the phone. My lunch date called and i couldnt hear her half the time...jesus man, you were heard LOUD and CLEAR in SOUTH CAROLINA for fuck sake!
I bet i could fit a double decker bus in your mouth when you open it, christ all fucking mighty, you won't need a microphone if ever you were to address an audience would you?!
Fucking hell, unless your 4 callers were in some remote part of the world with a shitty connection, you ought to have shut the fuck up.
I was on the phone, the guy behind me was on the phone, and we BOTH had to end our calls on the count of not being able to hear the person on the other end. I bet the people who you spoe with on the other end need hearing tests now.
If ever i see you on the bus again and your phone rings, im gonna shove a watermellon in your trap to shut you the fuck up, but on second thoughts, that might not work- you'll probably still be able to BELLOW around it.
Selfish prick.
*Annoyed Commuter*
Im pretty sure it wasn't possible for you to open your mouth any wider and be any louder than you were, on the phone. My lunch date called and i couldnt hear her half the time...jesus man, you were heard LOUD and CLEAR in SOUTH CAROLINA for fuck sake!
I bet i could fit a double decker bus in your mouth when you open it, christ all fucking mighty, you won't need a microphone if ever you were to address an audience would you?!
Fucking hell, unless your 4 callers were in some remote part of the world with a shitty connection, you ought to have shut the fuck up.
I was on the phone, the guy behind me was on the phone, and we BOTH had to end our calls on the count of not being able to hear the person on the other end. I bet the people who you spoe with on the other end need hearing tests now.
If ever i see you on the bus again and your phone rings, im gonna shove a watermellon in your trap to shut you the fuck up, but on second thoughts, that might not work- you'll probably still be able to BELLOW around it.
Selfish prick.
*Annoyed Commuter*
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Dear Fox,
I understand that you're just getting back to school and that you've been out of school for a couple of years, but why in the Hell are you waiting until the very last minute to give The Big Boss not only your school schedule, but also telling him that you've applied for a job somewhere else? You are a selfish, lazy, immature bastard. Did you even LOOK at next month's work schedule? Friday and Saturday is you, Saturday is Bunny. Monday through Thursday for every other God damned day of the month, it's just me. Thank God that Big Boss won't let me work alone, because as good as I am at my job, I can't handle sleeper sofas by myself. Thankfully, Snake is going to apply for the job, so at least I'll have SOMEONE to work with.
You are an inconsiderate prick and I hope to God that you fail every single class, get kicked out of school, that your girlfriend leaves you, and the girl you think is hot at the transfer station is a lesbian, so that you'll be the most unhappy son of a bitch that I've seen in a long time.
Fuck off.
Rat.
I understand that you're just getting back to school and that you've been out of school for a couple of years, but why in the Hell are you waiting until the very last minute to give The Big Boss not only your school schedule, but also telling him that you've applied for a job somewhere else? You are a selfish, lazy, immature bastard. Did you even LOOK at next month's work schedule? Friday and Saturday is you, Saturday is Bunny. Monday through Thursday for every other God damned day of the month, it's just me. Thank God that Big Boss won't let me work alone, because as good as I am at my job, I can't handle sleeper sofas by myself. Thankfully, Snake is going to apply for the job, so at least I'll have SOMEONE to work with.
You are an inconsiderate prick and I hope to God that you fail every single class, get kicked out of school, that your girlfriend leaves you, and the girl you think is hot at the transfer station is a lesbian, so that you'll be the most unhappy son of a bitch that I've seen in a long time.
Fuck off.
Rat.
Lee Chambers
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Dear Lee,
You may find it odd some part of yourself has written a letter to yourself, but don't think that your mind is slipping. This is a friendly reminder that this is your last chance.
You're going back to school. You left two years ago because you couldn't afford it any longer and how unfortunate because you had finally begun to find the focus you needed to achieve your goals. You took work in construction because you needed the money to make a living. In the two years since that time you have literally paid in sweat and blood to learn lessons that can only be taught through the hardships of the real world.
Now here you are once again, standing before the doors of academia. You are no longer the naive youth who wasted five years of his life living like he was still a child. As such, you can make no more excuses should you fail this time.
You have one and only one opportunity to set things right. This is the critical hour, the moment where you will either win it all or fall to Hell. Success means the chance to continue on in your education, to forge your own path, and to make proud the generations of your family who came before you and allowed themselves to be defeated.
I know this last week has been filled with shattering disappointment and terrifying uncertainty. I know it's been hard. But it will be harder still if you cannot achieve victory for yourself. Not only will you return to the life that you hate but you will spend years, perhaps decades, recovering from your failure. You've always told me that you were too strong to take your own life, but I fear that that statement may be challenged if you lose.
God is on your side. I know that he has challenged you and, at times, stood in your path. I know he can be an insufferably arrogant prick with a twisted sense of humor. However, he also stands with you and has seen you through the pitfalls you could not overcome yourself. He will continue to be with you through the trials to come.
Finally, remember above all that you must never stop fighting. You know that life is an endless struggle against one enemy after the next. Through all of it you've never surrendered. So don't start now. It may be fate that your enemies one day destroy you and all of your dreams, but you had damned well better make the bastards work for it.
You're the only one who can make things right, for both of us.
Sincerely,
The Man You Were Yesterday
You may find it odd some part of yourself has written a letter to yourself, but don't think that your mind is slipping. This is a friendly reminder that this is your last chance.
You're going back to school. You left two years ago because you couldn't afford it any longer and how unfortunate because you had finally begun to find the focus you needed to achieve your goals. You took work in construction because you needed the money to make a living. In the two years since that time you have literally paid in sweat and blood to learn lessons that can only be taught through the hardships of the real world.
Now here you are once again, standing before the doors of academia. You are no longer the naive youth who wasted five years of his life living like he was still a child. As such, you can make no more excuses should you fail this time.
You have one and only one opportunity to set things right. This is the critical hour, the moment where you will either win it all or fall to Hell. Success means the chance to continue on in your education, to forge your own path, and to make proud the generations of your family who came before you and allowed themselves to be defeated.
I know this last week has been filled with shattering disappointment and terrifying uncertainty. I know it's been hard. But it will be harder still if you cannot achieve victory for yourself. Not only will you return to the life that you hate but you will spend years, perhaps decades, recovering from your failure. You've always told me that you were too strong to take your own life, but I fear that that statement may be challenged if you lose.
God is on your side. I know that he has challenged you and, at times, stood in your path. I know he can be an insufferably arrogant prick with a twisted sense of humor. However, he also stands with you and has seen you through the pitfalls you could not overcome yourself. He will continue to be with you through the trials to come.
Finally, remember above all that you must never stop fighting. You know that life is an endless struggle against one enemy after the next. Through all of it you've never surrendered. So don't start now. It may be fate that your enemies one day destroy you and all of your dreams, but you had damned well better make the bastards work for it.
You're the only one who can make things right, for both of us.
Sincerely,
The Man You Were Yesterday
Stella_Omega
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Dear Lee;
Some huge number of us are rooting for you
Some huge number of us are rooting for you
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Stella_Omega said:Dear Lee;
Some huge number of us are rooting for you
Hell, yes.
Fallenfromgrace
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Dear Breasts,
I am delighted th at you have decided to grow a noticable amount in 2weeks, but, couldn't you have done that BEFORE I bought 4 new bras? Im beginning to spill out...not a good look.
Also, the tenderness i am experiencing constantly whilst you undergo this growth is rather uncomfortable.
Now there is someone who is enjoying the growth, but when i was on the phone to my Dr. Cousin, i was dared to let him know that my girlfriend is enjoying the growth but can we take the tenderness away...now, i have a slight feeling he'd have keeled over had i let him know this.
Regardless, i do hope that plans to stop growing and hurting are being factored in very soon, because if not, i will be forced to cut you both off.
You have been warned, now stop it this instant!
From the body that is forced to support you.
I am delighted th at you have decided to grow a noticable amount in 2weeks, but, couldn't you have done that BEFORE I bought 4 new bras? Im beginning to spill out...not a good look.
Also, the tenderness i am experiencing constantly whilst you undergo this growth is rather uncomfortable.
Now there is someone who is enjoying the growth, but when i was on the phone to my Dr. Cousin, i was dared to let him know that my girlfriend is enjoying the growth but can we take the tenderness away...now, i have a slight feeling he'd have keeled over had i let him know this.
Regardless, i do hope that plans to stop growing and hurting are being factored in very soon, because if not, i will be forced to cut you both off.
You have been warned, now stop it this instant!
From the body that is forced to support you.
damppanties
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Fallenfromgrace said:
Fallenfromgrace
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damppanties said:
Kya!? dard horeneh!
damppanties
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Hehehe. Punjabi!!!Fallenfromgrace said:
Your_Angel
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Dear Grace,
You're really willing to cut them off?
Must be quite a pain.
Angel.
You're really willing to cut them off?
Must be quite a pain.
Angel.
Fallenfromgrace
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damppanties said:Hehehe. Punjabi!!!
Does that mean you didnt understand me
? ~
Dear Angel,
My GF would kill me if i did, so no...lol
damppanties
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I did.Fallenfromgrace said:Does that mean you didnt understand me
Fallenfromgrace
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damppanties said:I did.
*sighs* i need to learn pure punjabi to confuse didi...
Your_Angel
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I didn'tdamppanties said:I did.
did she mean 'ho raha hai na'?
damppanties
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*giggle* Yes, she did. You really have to hear her speak in a mix of Hindi, Urdu and Punjabi to appreciate her truly.Your_Angel said:I didn't
did she mean 'ho raha hai na'?
Chhutki - keep trying.
damppanties
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Dear Dino,FatDino said:
No, you're good. *cough*
Dampy.
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Adi - It's fun, isn't it?
