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RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear 
Do you see me there with you? Sitting on your couch, watching you, breathing in the scent that surrounds us. The memories are there for you to capture and enjoy and for me to picture and relive. Thank you for them.
Take a look at the bed and remember the feel of warm skin pressed against cooler flesh. Ours.
Walk down the road and feel your hand in mine. Sit at a restaurant and see us laughing. Go to a movie and think of the pleasure we had in the dark.
Soon, we'll make more memories. Capture them. Seal them and never let them go.
From
Do you see me there with you? Sitting on your couch, watching you, breathing in the scent that surrounds us. The memories are there for you to capture and enjoy and for me to picture and relive. Thank you for them.
Take a look at the bed and remember the feel of warm skin pressed against cooler flesh. Ours.
Walk down the road and feel your hand in mine. Sit at a restaurant and see us laughing. Go to a movie and think of the pleasure we had in the dark.
Soon, we'll make more memories. Capture them. Seal them and never let them go.
From
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Dear X -
I hope you know what an amazing person you are. I hope you realize how much your love and support have meant to me. I hope you know how loved you are by your friends and by me.
Thank you.
I hope you know what an amazing person you are. I hope you realize how much your love and support have meant to me. I hope you know how loved you are by your friends and by me.
Thank you.
galaxygoddess
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Dear AC & AM:
Grow the hell up and get a damn job. The both of you. You can both kiss my damned ass. You both are healthier than i am. You BOTH don't even meet the MMI ratings to GET a damned settlement.
Just because you think you can sue someone and then spend the rest of your life on your ass, is no reason to bitch at me or cuss out my office manager, or threaten to have me FIRE just because the clerk handling your cases happens to be out of town this week.
You both are a couple of pansy-ass bitches you need to grow up and get a real job. 'Lops-sided" my ass. My father in law has a 100% MMI rating and a morphine pump in his back and he STILL kept a job at a construction company up until last year when SSI practically MADE him quit. Between the two of you you only reach 10% MMI and you can both kiss my ass. Don't call here again.
Signed
GD MFing receptionist who is "hiding" your clerk, apparently under my desk or some bullshit.
Grow the hell up and get a damn job. The both of you. You can both kiss my damned ass. You both are healthier than i am. You BOTH don't even meet the MMI ratings to GET a damned settlement.
Just because you think you can sue someone and then spend the rest of your life on your ass, is no reason to bitch at me or cuss out my office manager, or threaten to have me FIRE just because the clerk handling your cases happens to be out of town this week.
You both are a couple of pansy-ass bitches you need to grow up and get a real job. 'Lops-sided" my ass. My father in law has a 100% MMI rating and a morphine pump in his back and he STILL kept a job at a construction company up until last year when SSI practically MADE him quit. Between the two of you you only reach 10% MMI and you can both kiss my ass. Don't call here again.
Signed
GD MFing receptionist who is "hiding" your clerk, apparently under my desk or some bullshit.
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Dear X,
Im packing a blanket, some pitta bread and humus, a bottle of my smoothie, some ice tea, some raisins, some crackerbread and maybe some ice cream.
Im gonna stare at the sun, whilst layin on the side of our hill, maybe take some pictures, watch the sun go down in my part of the world.
Sod the insects and the icky creepies...
You'd make me the happiest person alive if you came with me...the ice tea is for you, seeing as there's so much dairy in my smoothie you'd probably not survive it...so please...wont you come?
<3 Me
ETA, and some Brioche, i think you'd like it. As for the Ice tea, i need to make some more, so is red grape juice ok for you?
x
Im packing a blanket, some pitta bread and humus, a bottle of my smoothie, some ice tea, some raisins, some crackerbread and maybe some ice cream.
Im gonna stare at the sun, whilst layin on the side of our hill, maybe take some pictures, watch the sun go down in my part of the world.
Sod the insects and the icky creepies...
You'd make me the happiest person alive if you came with me...the ice tea is for you, seeing as there's so much dairy in my smoothie you'd probably not survive it...so please...wont you come?
<3 Me
ETA, and some Brioche, i think you'd like it. As for the Ice tea, i need to make some more, so is red grape juice ok for you?
x
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slyc_willie
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Dear X;
Or perhaps I should call you 'T.' After all, it was pretty easy to figure out who you are. All those comments? You gave yourself away. And you claim you don't have any time to post on Lit . . . .
Tsl, tsk. Do you really want to know what I think of you? All right. You have promise, and you have at least some talent. But your pettiness and jealousy compromise that. You let your feelings intrude upon your writing. Some may say there is nothing wrong with that, since emotion is what guides writers, but you seem to have missed the point.
Perhaps, one day, when you mature, when you have grown out of this adolescent phase you are in, you might understand. I hope so.
In the mean time, feel free to leave pathetically incompetent comments on my stories, and 1-bomb my friends. Go on. Indulge yourself. Have a peeled grape while you're at it.
In the end, such comments will be erased, and the votes expunged. I will forget about you, except as an anecdote to amuse others.
Farewell,
Slyc
Or perhaps I should call you 'T.' After all, it was pretty easy to figure out who you are. All those comments? You gave yourself away. And you claim you don't have any time to post on Lit . . . .
Tsl, tsk. Do you really want to know what I think of you? All right. You have promise, and you have at least some talent. But your pettiness and jealousy compromise that. You let your feelings intrude upon your writing. Some may say there is nothing wrong with that, since emotion is what guides writers, but you seem to have missed the point.
Perhaps, one day, when you mature, when you have grown out of this adolescent phase you are in, you might understand. I hope so.
In the mean time, feel free to leave pathetically incompetent comments on my stories, and 1-bomb my friends. Go on. Indulge yourself. Have a peeled grape while you're at it.
In the end, such comments will be erased, and the votes expunged. I will forget about you, except as an anecdote to amuse others.
Farewell,
Slyc
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Dear Headache and Insomnia,
I know we used to have an incredible bond not too long ago, but we, or rather, I, had decided that it wasn't working for us anymore and so we split. Although I did notice your disappearance, I have not missed you. So why did you come back? I didn't ask to get back together, nor did I give you my consent to start it all over again. But you came back to me anyway. That was very endearing of you, but this time I will have to beg for your leave again. We are not made for each other. I do not enjoy spending my time with you, and I believe you don't like my irritated groaning when you're around either.
So, to make us both happy, or even just me, and to keep us both sane, I don't think we should be seeing each other anymore. It's just not working. Please don't cry or throw a tantrum, it's not you, it's me. I'm just not interested. I don't have any affection toward you. And for that, I am sorry. Just please, leave me alone.
Your Not So Pleased Hostess,
Dino.
I know we used to have an incredible bond not too long ago, but we, or rather, I, had decided that it wasn't working for us anymore and so we split. Although I did notice your disappearance, I have not missed you. So why did you come back? I didn't ask to get back together, nor did I give you my consent to start it all over again. But you came back to me anyway. That was very endearing of you, but this time I will have to beg for your leave again. We are not made for each other. I do not enjoy spending my time with you, and I believe you don't like my irritated groaning when you're around either.
So, to make us both happy, or even just me, and to keep us both sane, I don't think we should be seeing each other anymore. It's just not working. Please don't cry or throw a tantrum, it's not you, it's me. I'm just not interested. I don't have any affection toward you. And for that, I am sorry. Just please, leave me alone.
Your Not So Pleased Hostess,
Dino.
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FatDino said:
Dear Dino,
I snickered the entire diration of that read. Thank you. I love your witticism, albeit not a good topic. I hope that headache and insomnia get this idea of a threesome with you, out of their heads, it wouldn't work out well, they lack the appropriate equipment, or the hips upon which to attach artificial counterparts.
Sleep well, and let not your head hurt another moment.
Love from
The one who sleeps like a log no matter what...
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Dear lady on 5th:
I know you were lost and probably pressed for time, and not really paying attention. But are you aware you stood there and flashed half of birmingham for several minutes? I tried to tell you, but you were yammering away too loudly on your cell phone to notice me.
Seriously. I did not want to know you were wearing white silky panties. And dammit if I couldn't stop staring as I passed. I'm shocked you didn't realize this, with your leg hicked up on that bench like it was. Was it intentional?
signed,
confused and ashamedly slightly aroused.
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dear people who give me weird looks:
Excuse me for obeying traffic signals. Excuse me for waiting my turn at the red light. I fully appologize for obeying the law and posted signs. But if you will excuse me, I #1 do not want a ticket and #2 this is the only free time I get away from my office. Every traffic light I obey is like a precious vacation away from my office. I'm sorry if this some how ruins your day for me to obey traffic lights.
signed,
law abiding citizen
I know you were lost and probably pressed for time, and not really paying attention. But are you aware you stood there and flashed half of birmingham for several minutes? I tried to tell you, but you were yammering away too loudly on your cell phone to notice me.
Seriously. I did not want to know you were wearing white silky panties. And dammit if I couldn't stop staring as I passed. I'm shocked you didn't realize this, with your leg hicked up on that bench like it was. Was it intentional?
signed,
confused and ashamedly slightly aroused.
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dear people who give me weird looks:
Excuse me for obeying traffic signals. Excuse me for waiting my turn at the red light. I fully appologize for obeying the law and posted signs. But if you will excuse me, I #1 do not want a ticket and #2 this is the only free time I get away from my office. Every traffic light I obey is like a precious vacation away from my office. I'm sorry if this some how ruins your day for me to obey traffic lights.
signed,
law abiding citizen
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Dear Grace,Fallenfromgrace said:Dear Dino,
I snickered the entire diration of that read. Thank you. I love your witticism, albeit not a good topic. I hope that headache and insomnia get this idea of a threesome with you, out of their heads, it wouldn't work out well, they lack the appropriate equipment, or the hips upon which to attach artificial counterparts.
Sleep well, and let not your head hurt another moment.
Love from
The one who sleeps like a log no matter what...
OMG, the visual images!
you anyway.Dino.
Fallenfromgrace
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FatDino said:Dear Grace,
OMG, the visual images!
Dino.
Dear Dino,
Well, thanks for the eyefull over at the blurt!
ps. im not likely to be online very much at all this week, even when i am at home, the placement is tiring, then there's revision...and then there's the other stuff. I'll be around, likely sparodically and breifly though
(also tell didi if she doesnt read this)
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Dear Grace,Fallenfromgrace said:Dear Dino,
Well, thanks for the eyefull over at the blurt!
ps. im not likely to be online very much at all this week, even when i am at home, the placement is tiring, then there's revision...and then there's the other stuff. I'll be around, likely sparodically and breifly though
I wasn't the one who said those stuff.
ps. Will do. And don't forget your bio revision.
JustBarelyLegal
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Dear Period:
Well fuck you, arriving the ONE DAY I REALLY COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU. Ok, you waited til near the end of my first day. But for the rest of the MOST IMPORTANT WEEK OF MY TRAINING IN MY NEW JOB I will be doped out of my head on new painkillers because I have none of the others left.
That fucking hysterectomy is looking more and more appealing, and I do not say that lightly.
Body, you have a year to shape up before I give the fuck up.
A seriously fed up and emotional Helen.
Well fuck you, arriving the ONE DAY I REALLY COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU. Ok, you waited til near the end of my first day. But for the rest of the MOST IMPORTANT WEEK OF MY TRAINING IN MY NEW JOB I will be doped out of my head on new painkillers because I have none of the others left.
That fucking hysterectomy is looking more and more appealing, and I do not say that lightly.
Body, you have a year to shape up before I give the fuck up.
A seriously fed up and emotional Helen.
galaxygoddess
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*hands legal a bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and some midol.
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Dear Caro,
I know that you found it side-splittingly funny when i was in Starbucks yesterday and we were on the phone over your lunchbreak and i was talking of being stared at by 2 men sitting on the opposite side of the rather large serving floor. Well sweetie, i hope it made you smile at work whilst crap was happening all around you, it was certainly not THAT funny.
Though to be honest, the one guy who was facing my direction anyway, was a good looking representative of the Male half of the race...but like i said to you 'NOT like im interested' 
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But the staring was not good, i felt like i had something on my face or some such! why else would he have been staring at me?!
Anyway, thanks for laughing down the phone at me for most of the conversation, that was sweet of you
From the woman who pays $6 for a coffee hehe
I know that you found it side-splittingly funny when i was in Starbucks yesterday and we were on the phone over your lunchbreak and i was talking of being stared at by 2 men sitting on the opposite side of the rather large serving floor. Well sweetie, i hope it made you smile at work whilst crap was happening all around you, it was certainly not THAT funny.
Though to be honest, the one guy who was facing my direction anyway, was a good looking
representative of the Male half of the race...but like i said to you 'NOT like im interested' .But the staring was not good, i felt like i had something on my face or some such! why else would he have been staring at me?!
Anyway, thanks for laughing down the phone at me for most of the conversation, that was sweet of you
From the woman who pays $6 for a coffee hehe
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dear grace,Fallenfromgrace said:Dear Caro,
I know that you found it side-splittingly funny when i was in Starbucks yesterday and we were on the phone over your lunchbreak and i was talking of being stared at by 2 men sitting on the opposite side of the rather large serving floor. Well sweetie, i hope it made you smile at work whilst crap was happening all around you, it was certainly not THAT funny.
Though to be honest, the one guy who was facing my direction anyway, was a good looking
But the staring was not good, i felt like i had something on my face or some such! why else would he have been staring at me?!
Anyway, thanks for laughing down the phone at me for most of the conversation, that was sweet of you
From the woman who pays $6 for a coffee hehe
*snicker*
your reaction to the whole thing was just too funny. next time just wave. they'll stop staring.
are we going there on my lunch break again today?
caro
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Dear Guppies,
You made babies?! I have a fish baby!
It's so exciting. I will call him Tiddler. Please don;t eat him.
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SEPERATE them!!!
Momma will eat the babies if she feels they are threatened by Dad!
C
ps, my son is an aquatic specialist at a pet store! lol
Dear Guppies,
You made babies?! I have a fish baby!
It's so exciting. I will call him Tiddler. Please don;t eat him.
x
V[/QUOTE]
SEPERATE them!!!
Momma will eat the babies if she feels they are threatened by Dad!
C
ps, my son is an aquatic specialist at a pet store! lol
Vermilion
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SensualCealy said:
Dear C
Thanks but...well... we're going to put some fine-leafed plants in for them to hide in and give them baby food, but other than that we're leaving it to nature. We have to. We can;t afford for every baby born to survive... Darwinism will win through
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Dear diet.
Fine, I give up. Fuck you. While the weather is this bad I just cannot be doing with all your drama. I bought some bagels and cream cheese and I have lox in the freezer. When I run out of bagels I'm moving onto rye bread until all the lox is finished then I'm eating coffee ice cream. Mwah ha ha.
x
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Dear Zade,
Damn you for mentioning full fat cream cheese. Look what you made me do (see above)
x
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We had a bunch of guppies, and a 20 gallon (or was it 10?) fish tank and they had babies... and the babies never got any color! They looked like minnows, but they were our babies darn it. We left it to nature, and we wound up with a tank full of the buggers. Leafy greens help, but some babies are just little survivors any darned way.
Funny story, one day the tank got horrible gross so we had to tranfers all of our guppies to a bowl. We counted em twice to make sure we had them all and then got our wet vac and got most of the water out, then I dumped the rocks in a metal strainer. After a thoughrough cleaning I set the rocks in a bucket of hot water and left the bucket off to the side while I cleaned the actual stuff in the tank.
About an hour later i went to the bucket to dump the rock in a strainer... I look down and there are 3 little guppies in the water. THREE!!! After ALL of that they survived and were in my bucket! Well we quickly tranferred them to the bowl with the other guys. We were so proud of our little survivors!
Sadly, aout a month later I came down in the morning and every single one of my fishies were dead in the tank and I never knew why
Funny story, one day the tank got horrible gross so we had to tranfers all of our guppies to a bowl. We counted em twice to make sure we had them all and then got our wet vac and got most of the water out, then I dumped the rocks in a metal strainer. After a thoughrough cleaning I set the rocks in a bucket of hot water and left the bucket off to the side while I cleaned the actual stuff in the tank.
About an hour later i went to the bucket to dump the rock in a strainer... I look down and there are 3 little guppies in the water. THREE!!! After ALL of that they survived and were in my bucket! Well we quickly tranferred them to the bowl with the other guys. We were so proud of our little survivors!
Sadly, aout a month later I came down in the morning and every single one of my fishies were dead in the tank and I never knew why
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CarolinaHeat said:dear grace,
*snicker*
your reaction to the whole thing was just too funny. next time just wave. they'll stop staring.
are we going there on my lunch break again today?
caro
Dear Caro,
My meak 'im being stared at...' 'he's stil staring' 'why the hell is he staring at me!?' were 'just too funny' eh?!
You going 'wave at him...go on wave!' wasnt helping *stern*.
No, we are not, you had a late lunch and by the time we talked i was on the bus headed home. Besides, i can't take you anywhere, we're never going to Starbucks together again. *nod*
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Dear Kids,
I'm sorry I can't afford the things you want or need. I can't even give you hot water. I'm sorry you got stuck with such a mom.
I promise it won't be like this much longer. Things will change. I promise, I'll fix things soon.
I just need time.
Mom.
I'm sorry I can't afford the things you want or need. I can't even give you hot water. I'm sorry you got stuck with such a mom.
I promise it won't be like this much longer. Things will change. I promise, I'll fix things soon.
I just need time.
Mom.
