Dear X:

[scheherazade_79]

There's actually a human being that does that?! *blinks*

Hell yes! And she used to cook them all, put them into takeaway boxes, label them and freeze them every Sunday afternoon.

Things started going wrong between us when I accidentally defrosted her entire freezer on a Monday morning...

And everything in her house was arranged in geometrical shapes - even if it was in drawers and cupboards.

She was really exciting in bed, though

 

[Vermilion]

Originally Posted by scheherazade_79
When was the last time you came home and decided what you felt like eating, rather than running on your weekly eating schedule, where all your dinners are ready-cooked and labelled for each day of the week?

I keep *trying* to do this, but somehow my life gets in the way...
It'd be so nice to just defrost dinner instead of having to cook it after a long day...
x
V

 

[scheherazade_79]

I keep *trying* to do this, but somehow my life gets in the way...
It'd be so nice to just defrost dinner instead of having to cook it after a long day...
x
V

But where's the spontaneity? Isn't it way more fun to come home and think - "What do I feel like eating tonight?"

 

[Vermilion]

Hell yes! And she used to cook them all, put them into takeaway boxes, label them and freeze them every Sunday afternoon.

Things started going wrong between us when I accidentally defrosted her entire freezer on a Monday morning...

And everything in her house was arranged in geometrical shapes - even if it was in drawers and cupboards.

She was really exciting in bed, though

Somehow that sounds like sarcasm...
x
V

 

[Vermilion]

But where's the spontaneity? Isn't it way more fun to come home and think - "What do I feel like eating tonight?"

Sure... so you have 5 frozen meals in the freezer... pick one

(i think the day-labelling was a bit much)

Mind you Friday would be a bore..
x
V

 

[FatDino]

Hell yes! And she used to cook them all, put them into takeaway boxes, label them and freeze them every Sunday afternoon.

Things started going wrong between us when I accidentally defrosted her entire freezer on a Monday morning...

And everything in her house was arranged in geometrical shapes - even if it was in drawers and cupboards.

She was really exciting in bed, though

She sounds like one of my roomies...except for the last part.

 

[scheherazade_79]

She sounds like one of my roomies...except for the last part.

Maybe we could hook them up?

She was just too civilised for me at the end of the day

 

[FatDino]

Maybe we could hook them up?

She was just too civilised for me at the end of the day

That roomie of mine isn't gay, though...so I don't think it'd work. And the gay one would be too primitive for her too.

 

[Guest]

dear vana

i know u think i'm a perv and all that but its soooooooooooooooooooo sexy when you say that. i cant help it

jessi

 

[Nirvanadragones]

dear vana

i know u think i'm a perv and all that but its soooooooooooooooooooo sexy when you say that. i cant help it

jessi

Dear Jessi

Firstly, purely out of curiousity, how many women have you flirted with in the last 5 minutes? Just asking . . .

Secondly, I know you're a pervert. And yes, it's my expert opinion.

Vana
xxx

P.S. I'll make sure never to say that infront of you again.

 

[Guest]

Dear Jessi

Firstly, purely out of curiousity, how many women have you flirted with in the last 5 minutes? Just asking . . .

Secondly, I know you're a pervert. And yes, it's my expert opinion.

Vana
xxx

P.S. I'll make sure never to say that infront of you again.

dear vana

youre av's driving me crazy

and i love it when youre all cross with me and everythin

 

[Samandiriel]

dear vana

youre av's driving me crazy

and i love it when youre all cross with me and everythin

Dear Fem,

How hard were you dropped on your head?

just curious.

Sam.

 

[Guest]

Dear Fem,

How hard were you dropped on your head?

just curious.

Sam.

dear sam


how jealous is it possible for you to be?

just askin.

jessi

 

[Samandiriel]

dear sam


how jealous is it possible for you to be?

just askin.

jessi

Dear Jessi,

Jealous? of You?

I laugh......HAHAHA.....Like this....with my head thrown back and hands at my sides. HAHAHA!

Sam.

 

[Guest]

Dear Jessi,

Jealous? of You?

I laugh......HAHAHA.....Like this....with my head thrown back and hands at my sides. HAHAHA!

Sam.

pmsl!!! i can see that.

 

[FatDino]

Dear Raspberry flavored Danone Yogurt,

Why do you have to have raspberry seeds in you? I sometimes like to "chew" my yogurt, how can I now when you have dozens of little brown grains in you? And you're not even a big cup.

Your questioning eater,

Dino.

 

[_Lynn_]

Dear X

I am curious to hear your explanation. You are saying all these things about Me, about My life and My choices. You have decided I am wrong, that I am unstable and sick.

Telling others that what I have done in My life this past year is wrong was a bad move on your part. Laughing as you shared what you see as My stupidity was your down-fall.

One mistake was in who you said this to. She is one of My good friends. Oh, you didn't know that did you? Facts might help. Oh but you don't need facts, you know everything already don't you?

But the one I really get a kick out of???

WE NEVER MET!!

You better hope we don't meet, because as much as I don't want to pre-judge you.........I am afraid this will stick with Me.

You made a bad decision. I can only hope you don't make all decisions in your life this way.

Signed,

ML

 

[Vermilion]

Dear X

I am curious to hear your explanation. You are saying all these things about Me, about My life and My choices. You have decided I am wrong, that I am unstable and sick.

Telling others that what I have done in My life this past year is wrong was a bad move on your part. Laughing as you shared what you see as My stupidity was your down-fall.

One mistake was in who you said this to. She is one of My good friends. Oh, you didn't know that did you? Facts might help. Oh but you don't need facts, you know everything already don't you?

But the one I really get a kick out of???

WE NEVER MET!!

You better hope we don't meet, because as much as I don't want to pre-judge you.........I am afraid this will stick with Me.

You made a bad decision. I can only hope you don't make all decisions in your life this way.

Signed,

ML

Dear ML,

I'm curious, how come you capitalise your um... are they called personal pronouns? Me, My, Mine etc...

Just wondering if this was another culture divide between the Uk and US or just a personal preference...?

x
V

 

[FatDino]

Dear ML,

I'm curious, how come you capitalise your um... are they called personal pronouns? Me, My, Mine etc...

Just wondering if this was another culture divide between the Uk and US or just a personal preference...?

x
V

Dear Mils,

You're too cute.

She was just emphasizing her being pissed off at whoever pissed her off.

It's not a cultural difference, no, it's not.

Dino.

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Mils,

You're too cute.

She was just emphasizing her being pissed off at whoever pissed her off.

It's not a cultural difference, no, it's not.

Dino.

Dear Dino,

I've seen her do it othet times too, though...

x
M

 

[FatDino]

Dear Dino,

I've seen her do it othet times too, though...

x
M

Dear Mils,

It's just her way of emphasizing matters. Like mine is italizing or bolding the entire word.

Dino.

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Mils,

It's just her way of emphasizing matters. Like mine is italizing or bolding the entire word.

Dino.

Dear Dino,
youse is wong.



She just PMed me... apparently she employs BDSM grammar <smirk>
Chew on that

x
V

 

[Guest]

Dear Dino,
youse is wong.



She just PMed me... apparently she employs BDSM grammar <smirk>
Chew on that

x
V

dear everybody

thats soooo sexy!!

check here http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=312029 for how she used it

i just cant get over this poem

a very horny fem

 

[FatDino]

Dear Dino,
youse is wong.



She just PMed me... apparently she employs BDSM grammar <smirk>
Chew on that

x
V

Dear Mils,

How wrong is mine compare to yours, huh?

Dino.

~~~

Dear Fem,

Are you ever NOT horny?

Dino.

 

[Guest]

Dear Mils,

How wrong is mine compare to yours, huh?

Dino.

~~~

Dear Fem,

Are you ever NOT horny?

Dino.

no................