Dear X,

[whynotjustsayit]

dear x
thanks for proving to me that giving second chances is pointless. you dragged me thru the mud, i stood up and faught back. i gave you a chance to prove you care, and you threw it in the dirt. so thank you for ruining 2nd chances for everyone from here on out. theres no point when its obvious people refuse to change or work on themselves. i would have done anything for you. your loss. i'm fucking worth more than you think so fuck you.

 

[JamieJ424]

Yes! I thought we had a deal and the bastard is already at it again.

http://smiliesftw.com/x/linz.gif

Naughty Johnson.

 

[NikiCole]

Dear Boyfriend,
Get off your ass, stop drinking, and pay attention to me. Have you thought this might be the reason I am stuck to the computer? And this once a month crap is not working for me.

Sincerely,
Sexually Frustrated Girlfrien

~~~

Dear Sinuses,
Enough already. I can't breath, sleep or eat.

Sincerely,
The Body you are attached to

~~~

Dear Bitches at Work,
I am not your standard issue hillbilly white girl like you think. I have a degree, I don't have 50 kids and live off welfare, but I know, there has got to be SOMETHING that we have in common. I'm just not sure what it is. Just because I am younger, a different race, keep to myself, does not mean I am racist!!!! It means my personal life and professional are kept separate.

Sincerely,
The Cracker

~~~

Dear State of Alabama,
My ex was driving the car. Please give me my license back. I know it was in my name but I do not have five grand to pay you. It was eleven years ago.

Sincerely,
Without a car

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear X,

Thanks for that.

Oh, and Dear Fine Italian Shoe Maker,

Job well done. This leather is as soft as a lamb scrotum.

 

[imemkay]

Dear Sperry,

Thank you for my new rainboots...the are adorable!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear clock...

You click so slowly.

 

[JamieJ424]

Dear Boodles, Bombay, and Beefeater;

Fuck you.

Warmest regards,

J

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

Dear Software Developers:

If you do your job right, there is no reason for updates or changes. Ever.

Seriously,
Me.

 

[Goodgirl4him]

Dear X:

Thank you for everything you've done and said. you have moved me to another exceptional plane of thought. i wish the sun wasn't going down but tomorrow it will rise again, and i hope you will be once again singing sweet thoughts and memories into my soul. i kneel before you humbly always.

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear tequila,

You sexy bitch. I swear every time I go out I will stay away from you, but I can't; particularly if I'm not paying for you. You seduce me into a threesome with you and your best friend beer. I know it's not a good idea and yet . . . I can't seem to stop myself.

You make me feel special, and sexy. . until the morning when I will rue the day I ever met you.

Why must your torment me so?

Minxy

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear X,

I am not perfect.

 

[bailadora]

Dear X,

I am not perfect.

Wait....what? You're not? Well, for fuck's sake! My illusions are being shattered left and right today.

*lip quivers*

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear sad face in the mirror,

Chin up. You've been through worse.
And apologise to the Gods for swearing at them.

Sincerely,
Broken but breathing.

Many hugs your way.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Jim,

You are an ass. I hope your nuts get chewed off by a pit bull.

Pmann

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear boss,

If you want me to do something--fine I will be happy to do it, you are paying for my services. But how about you tell me what you want instead of making me guess, and then do it again, and then change your mind, and have me do the whole fucking project for the 3rd fucking time?

You are wasting your time, my time, the client's time, and the company's time.

Sincerely,
Ready to go do any other job except Health Insurance

 

[Lion_Roar]

Dear people,

Is it really that hard to just be a nice person? I'm not asking you to go out of your way to be nice, just don't be assholes for no reason.

Ok? Thanks.
-Lion

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Dear XtraLarge,

You sure made me chuckle out loud today, hearing from you. It's SO flattering to be gotten around to months later when you're desperate for anybody to help you empty your balls. As if I care?

Incredulous (but not really)
Your "Old Lit Friend".

 

[imemkay]

Dear Rainshine,

Thanks for starting that Skarsgard-tastic thread!
I love you!!

-MK

 

[imemkay]

Dear Saucyminx,

For posting the pic that Rainshine referred to as the Holy Grail....I love you, too!

MK

 

[imemkay]

Dear Nurse Practitioner,

The patient is complaining about a "hump" at approximately the C7 level. You order a thoracolumbar xray. On your order you state "questioning scoliosis". Fyi scoliosis is a lateral curvature of the spine. The "hump" the patient is here for is called kyphosis! And that thoracolumbar image you want....yeah that's her mid to lower back....nowhere near the obvious and palpable hump in her neck!!!

Wow I need a raise!
Frustrated Radiographer

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Saucyminx,

Linking to that page has ensured I won't be leaving the house today, probably not even my bed.

Thank you.

THANK YOU.

Contented one.

Dear Saucyminx,

For posting the pic that Rainshine referred to as the Holy Grail....I love you, too!

MK

Dear Rainshine and Imemkay,

You are making me blush.

Minxy

 

[imemkay]

Dear x

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever.

 

[imemkay]

Dear Dental Hygienist,

You make my mouth happy!

Thanks for that!

MK

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear X,

Fools. You have know idea. So ninja.

 

[imemkay]

Dear auto mechanic

You charge way too much. I do not like you.