Dear X,

[EMPRESSLAINIE]

Dear Doctor

I dont believe your BS about these unnecessary procedures having less chance of infection. You will probably kill me Thursday.

 

[Cathleen]

Dear Friend on phone,

You owe me -- you made my eyes see things it shouldn't! Send homemade goodies, NOW!

Me

 

[bobsgirl]

Dear Friend on phone,

You owe me -- you made my eyes see things it shouldn't! Send homemade goodies, NOW!

Me

You didn't like it?

 

[Cathleen]

You didn't like it?

Ummm, did you? ;p

 

[NippleMuncher]

Dear Friend on phone,

You owe me -- you made my eyes see things it shouldn't! Send homemade goodies, NOW!

Me

You didn't like it?

Ummm, did you? ;p

Ladies, ladies, please, there is plenty of me to go around!

 

[NippleMuncher]

FUCKING SPAMMERS!!!!!!

Sorry to have yelled, there seems to be a dirge of these assholes around the net at the moment. We're having a similar problem on the hobby site I moderate.

 

[Eilan]

Dear co-workers in another office:

It sucks that some of you have decided to sabotage students in the name of resisting change. I hope you get your fucking ovaries nailed to the wall.

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

Dear Work Computer,
I didn't want to change my password yesterday. Why do you think sleeping made me change my mind?

Thanks,
ANV

 

[bailadora]

Dear X

I can't believe it's been 16 years since your passing. I miss you.

 

[bailadora]

Dear X:

unless it's an emergency, stop repeatedly calling me. If I didn't answer your text, your call to my lan line or my cell phone, there's a pretty good chance I've got something else going on. Would you stop, already?

*annoyed*

 

[NippleMuncher]

Dear X:

unless it's an emergency, stop repeatedly calling me. If I didn't answer your text, your call to my lan line or my cell phone, there's a pretty good chance I've got something else going on. Would you stop, already?

*annoyed*

X2 to include all the fucking politicians, survey companies, and other spammers who love to hear the sound of a ringing phone that is never answered.

*annoyed*

X1,000,000

 

[Kat1971]

Dear x

Please stop being a bitch to me and love me like you used to.

 

[Submission13]

Life is good!

Dear X I hope your happy. I am! I still have the water.... Peace

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Electricity,

Why do your calculations involve so many complex figures? Damned numbers.

Ladies, ladies, please, there is plenty of me to go around!

He's right ladies, there is a lot of him to go around.

http://www.8bitfix.com/attachments/f97/4152d1316235922-nsfw-real-gamers-fat-nerd-computer.jpg

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Pmann

You know calculus. Get over yourself..


Electricity

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Pmann

You know calculus. Get over yourself..


Electricity

Well played Electricity. Well played.

 

[NippleMuncher]

He's right ladies, there is a lot of him to go around.

Now, now pmann, you had your chance at this luxury liner and you blew it!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now, now pmann, you had your chance at this luxury liner and you blew it!

I should have grabbed a ride when I had the chance. The Big White Goat is closed to me forever.

 

[HappyAlone]

dear x
alas you have disappointed me as i was warned you would. I guess i should have taken the advice given. Lesson learned - people dont deserve 2nd chances. X(

 

[JamieJ424]

Dear garbage man,

Thanks for nothing, and I mean that sincerely. I hope your penis is a stunted wreck that makes women weep.

Your pal,

J

 

[Lion_Roar]

Dear X, Y and Z:

Thanks for being amazing friends. This past year has been one of my hardest and I appreciate you guys being there for me, even just for the little things. I plan on letting you guys know as soon as I figure out an appropriate way to show you my gratitude.

Your friend,
Me, Myself and I

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Sucked In Consumer,

I can't believe you fell for this... I just repackaged something old and called it cutting edge and you bought it. Bwhahahahaha.

Cheers,
Apple

 

[bailadora]

Dear Apple,

I'll fall for everything you do.

Always,
Crushing on you Consumer

Even with the change in the charging/docking connector? It's got a lot of people pissed off.

 

[JamieJ424]

Dear Johnson,

I know there are a lot of lovely ladies around and our testosterone surges as soon as we walk in the door, but I will quit wearing those shorts if you quit perking up at the gym. It's awkward. You feel me?

J

 

[HappyAlone]

dear x
thanks for proving to me that giving second chances is pointless. you dragged me thru the mud, i stood up and faught back. i gave you a chance to prove you care, and you threw it in the dirt. so thank you for ruining 2nd chances for everyone from here on out. theres no point when its obvious people refuse to change or work on themselves. i would have done anything for you. your loss. i'm fucking worth more than you think so fuck you.