Dear Wings

[InternationalFunboy]

Dear Fun'in,

No, no one has. I suppose you're going to tell me there's a reason for that.

-W

Often times people can't see what's right in front of them. Also they are not as clever as I am, nor are they as willing to rip off dialogue from an 80's movie starring Robert Downey Jr.

 

[Wings]

Often times people can't see what's right in front of them. Also they are not as clever as I am, nor are they as willing to rip off dialogue from an 80's movie starring Robert Downey Jr.

Well RDJ is the man.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dear Pretty as a Picture,

Well, I'm in the same boat as a storm knocked many of my seedling trays around and I am pretty sure I have carrots growing with my poppies. I say just plant them and then be pleasantly surprised.

-W

sage advice.

 

[Sunshine]

Dear Sunny,

There will be dress selfies. I'm stuck in a wine room for an hour before I can head to the ceremony. There might be drunken selfies.

-W







Yay! Finally something to look forward to! but when is it?

 

[Sunshine]

Last question:

Dear Wings,

I sit writing to you in a diaper. I WISH I were kidding, but no. This period has been beyond heavy. Think I should have ablation and throw away the dipies?

Seriously SUnny

 

[spacekowboy]

Dearest Winged One,


Would you let WOB know that her ass gives me needs?


Like Fez from That 70's Show kind of needs.

 

[Wings]

Dear Sunny,

There will be dress selfies. I'm stuck in a wine room for an hour before I can head to the ceremony. There might be drunken selfies.

-W







Yay! Finally something to look forward to! but when is it?

Friday night.

 

[Wings]

Last question:

Dear Wings,

I sit writing to you in a diaper. I WISH I were kidding, but no. This period has been beyond heavy. Think I should have ablation and throw away the dipies?

Seriously SUnny

Dear Sunny,

Get the procedure, no need to go through that kind of torture!

-W

 

[Wings]

Dearest Winged One,


Would you let WOB know that her ass gives me needs?


Like Fez from That 70's Show kind of needs.

Dear Needy,

I'll let her know but she should also know that her posterior gives many people on here the needs. But you're just about the nicest one so I'll put in a good word.

Word.

-W

 

[neci]

dear wings,

have you had a hen's party yet?

i think you need a lit one.

love,

neci

 

[spacekowboy]

Dear Wings,


Thank you for all your wisdom.





And the cleavage.

 

[Wings]

dear wings,

have you had a hen's party yet?

i think you need a lit one.

love,

neci

I had one a few weeks ago but not the traditional bar hopping, inappropriate groping kind. I could go for one of those!

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,


Thank you for all your wisdom.





And the cleavage.

And the fish.

 

[Sunshine]

Dear Sunny,

Get the procedure, no need to go through that kind of torture!

-W

Who else can you confide in the first time you wear a diaper but the good people of lit? A diaper, two pads and a super tampon, determined to make it through the night without a repeat of last nights events.

It's time for this and the constant anemia to end. CHEERS

 

[Garnate]

nothing is as good as dinner for breakfast.

-W

Soul sister.

 

[neci]

I had one a few weeks ago but not the traditional bar hopping, inappropriate groping kind. I could go for one of those!

i hope i didn't fuck it up already.

 

[Wings]

i hope i didn't fuck it up already.

I love you, woman. I need to go to bed but keep the groping up because I love it. Thank you.

 

[Wings]

Who else can you confide in the first time you wear a diaper but the good people of lit? A diaper, two pads and a super tampon, determined to make it through the night without a repeat of last nights events.

It's time for this and the constant anemia to end. CHEERS

Men have no idea how good they have it.

Soul sister.

Damn right! And breakfast for dinner. That's how I like it.

 

[Garnate]

Damn right! And breakfast for dinner. That's how I like it.

Yasssss! I can only eat breakfast foods at dinner because weirdo.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Men have no idea how good they have it.

Yes, we actually do know how good we have it.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Dear Wings,

I hit a scratcher for a moderately awesome pile of cash. After taxes I think it is going to be $100,000. WTF am I going to do with it? $50K for sure is going under the mattress.

So the question: What is the best way to spend the fun $50K?

BND

 

[Not Normal]

Men have no idea how good they have it.

Oh, I know how good I got it!

Damn right! And breakfast for dinner. That's how I like it.

Yasssss! I can only eat breakfast foods at dinner because weirdo.

Freaks.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Wings,

I want to meet a guy born before 1975 who is sane, interesting, looks good covered in dairy products and is not bitter. Is there hope?

Luv,

Birdy

 

[Paendragon]

dearest wings,

how should i go about cheering myself up? i just over stressed, and the residual blah is bringing me down.

love,

neci

Dear Wings,

Should I send neci a link to an unsolicited picture of my cock'n'balls to cheer her up, or would that be crass?

Signed,

I've got danglies.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

WINGS

Lets get Laurel to change the name of GB to BEST OF THE PLAYGROUND.