Dear Texas

Those of us who live here, and are trying to make it a better place wish you would shut the fuck up.
 
This is a super serious thread. Super.

I've been to Texas. I like texas, or at least the parts i saw.

The riverwalk was overrated though.
 
Now I shall commence bumping my legendary "Dear [Noun]" threads. They were legendary if I hadn't mentioned that.
 
This is a super serious thread. Super.

I've been to Texas. I like texas, or at least the parts i saw.

The riverwalk was overrated though.

I kinda liked the riverwalk, but I haven't been since I was in junior high, so it might not be as cool as I remember.

There was a hearing tonight on the ridiculous abortion bill that Perry wants to push through tonight that only just now broke up. A whole bunch of folks protesting it went in to testify, and kept it going until the committee finally got too tired to listen anymore. Cool stuff, and I hope it helps.
 
Dear Texas:

You are awesome. Thank you for teachers like Cynthia Ambrose, who instructed her Kindergarten students to...

...line up and hit a 6-year-old boy so he knows "how it feels to be bullied."

"It started out as a pat," [another teacher] said. "Then she told the class, `Come on, hit him harder.'"

"I've never heard of anything like this in my 30 years," Salinas Elementary School Principal Jeffrey Large said. "I've heard of teachers using excessive force, but never putting students against other students."

Prosecutor Patrick Ballantyne said in court Thursday that the incident was "so far outside the bounds of classroom discipline to where it becomes criminal."​

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new...texas-guilty-of-telling-students-to-hit-bully
 
I kinda liked the riverwalk, but I haven't been since I was in junior high, so it might not be as cool as I remember.

There was a hearing tonight on the ridiculous abortion bill that Perry wants to push through tonight that only just now broke up. A whole bunch of folks protesting it went in to testify, and kept it going until the committee finally got too tired to listen anymore. Cool stuff, and I hope it helps.

http://jezebel.com/100s-of-pro-choice-texans-took-over-a-b-s-abortion-hea-530164208
 
Texas

Texas is the best!! Born here,raised here, and will die defending the great state of Texas!

If Texas is so bad why is it the fastest growing state?

If you come to Texas look me up and I will buy you an ice cold beer!
 
Texas is the best!! Born here,raised here, and will die defending the great state of Texas!

If Texas is so bad why is it the fastest growing state?

If you come to Texas look me up and I will buy you an ice cold beer!

Lots of people are deeply stupid and buy into your crap.
 
texas has burned before, and it will burn again. fortunately there are lots of rivers.
 
Lots of people are deeply stupid and buy into your crap.

Hey Sean have you ever been here? I have never been to California but I never say anything bad about the state.

I will be there in November maybe you can show me around the gay bars.
 
Yep, been to Texas. Even if I hadn't I've met enough people from there. You're a foolish state filled with foolish people.

I'll show you around the gay bars but you have to promise to pretend your from Florida. I want them thinking I'm bringing someone who'll love and tolerate them not hate and persecute them.
 
Wait, is he saying that NYC only has gay bars?

Cause as long as I've been here, I could've sworn there was more to the city.
 
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