Dear Sprinkles ....

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles

will you be my valentine

Dear Keiffers

will you buy me 2 carat diamond earrings?

 

[keiffers]

Dear Keiffers

will you buy me 2 carat diamond earrings?

dear sprinkles

will you bring yourself over so I can spank your naughty cute ass

 

[Jail]

Dear Jail:

You are an encouragement to all of us women just by your attitude. You're strong and confident, sexy and not afraid to say what you mean. You're HOT, Babes and NAUGHTY to boot. Nope, you don't have to do anything special to be an encouragement. Your mighty existance on Lit is enough

An encouragee? Why, you're looking at one Sweetie!

*giggles* I got two on my mind right now

 

[Sprinkles22]

dear sprinkles

will you bring yourself over so I can spank your naughty cute ass

Awww. You think it's cute? Really??

 

[Sprinkles22]

*giggles* I got two on my mind right now

*smirk* uh-huh

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Azul:

Sprinkles has to admit a dozen and diamonds are my favorite. However, since I have "champagne taste on a Budweiser budget", a dozen and a nice, romantic dinner is just as special.

So you defintely want the roses and diamonds then.

 

[DLL]

Dear DLL:

Please clarify that question for me, my blonde roots are confusing me (lol). Do you mean what should you GET or what should you GIVE TO your lover?

...........

 

[mark197205]

I meant what to buy for my valentine...forgive me I just arrived home last night and had a blonde moment in wording that question...

*looks away so as not to spoil the suprise when it arrives....*

 

[DLL]

*looks away so as not to spoil the suprise when it arrives....*

.....

.

 

[thump]

Lotions are good, but use the kind for sensitive skin. The ones that are scented, like the VS type, tend to sting after shaving in those areas. Baby oil is really soothing, but of course, you have to worry about it leaving an oil stain on your clothes

I say just use thump...Im more soothing than baby oil...the only stains I leave are on the sheets and the only thing red will be your butt.

 

[Sprinkles22]

I say just use thump...Im more soothing than baby oil...the only stains I leave are on the sheets and the only thing red will be your butt.

Where can I get some of this thump??? I think I need to try it!

 

[Sprinkles22]

laughing....dont peek Mark

sprinkles will have to answer this in pig latin now..lol

Earday LLDay,

Ouldway ivegay ightnay foay akednay assionpay. On'tday nowkay a anmay howay oesn'tday ikelay exsay.

(damn Mark, you made that hard!!)

 

[thump]

Where can I get some of this thump??? I think I need to try it!

Right next to the dressing room at your local WalMart Or, just leave your light on, I will be right there.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Right next to the dressing room at your local WalMart Or, just leave your light on, I will be right there.

Oh, now that you mention it, I think I've seen it at the Walmart. It's that sexy thing lurking, just as you said...right outside the dressing rooms.

*grabs keys to head to Walmart right now, before they run out*

 

[thump]

Oh, now that you mention it, I think I've seen it at the Walmart. It's that sexy thing lurking, just as you said...right outside the dressing rooms.

*grabs keys to head to Walmart right now, before they run out*

Ohhh, there is always a special stash saved just for you.

 

[peachheart]

Okay Sprinkles. I need help.. i have been with my man for 11 yrs almost 12.. i need to know what to get him for V-day? i usually cooking him a special dinner.. but i want to do something different this year.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Ohhh, there is always a special stash saved just for you.

and a new, fresh batch worked up everyday, huh?

 

[thump]

and a new, fresh batch worked up everyday, huh?

At least everyday.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Okay Sprinkles. I need help.. i have been with my man for 11 yrs almost 12.. i need to know what to get him for V-day? i usually cooking him a special dinner.. but i want to do something different this year.

Peachheart:

How about a day at a Rejuvination Spa? An entire day of pampering, just for him? The ones around me all advertise special "Men's Packages". And that night, you can continue your tradition of the romantic dinner and sweet love.

 

[Sprinkles22]

At least everyday.

sometimes, more?

 

[thump]

sometimes, more?

Yea...sometimes

 

[Heartless Bastard]

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker​

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker​

Dear HB,

WOW! That could be a major problem. My suggestion is to kiss me instead. I've a feeling the only noise you'll hear is your heart beating with excitement.

 

[Heartless Bastard]

lol good answer

Dear Sprinkes, dear Sprinkes,...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed just married

- John Prine is always good for a giggle...

 

[Sprinkles22]

Thank you HB for bringing a smile to my face!