Dear Penthouse...

[where]

I blame the constraints of editing, when I'm trying to get things near perfect, it's fun to pop into Lit and be less gentlemanly - I'll give myself a slap :caning:

I would have offered but I don't really know you well enough

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hey babe... how's tricks?

Well, ya know. I've been better, but it's nothing a couple of painkillers won't fix. At least I'm not a sheep in New Zealand!

 

[shereads]

You have such prurient inclinations....unlike the rest of us.

Prurient is an underused word.

 

[jomar]

Prurient is an underused word.

I inserted my papason uvula catawampus into her evergreen prurient.

Oh crap! Sorry, wrong thread.

 

[shereads]

I inserted my papason uvula catawampus into her evergreen prurient.

Oh crap! Sorry, wrong thread.

There's no wrong time or place to say "uvula."

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I really need to practice my wolf whistle. I must be doing something wrong.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I really need to practice my wolf whistle. I must be doing something wrong.

I whistle real good. I just need Sarah around to appreciate.

 

[TE999]

Yeah, that'll show 'em.



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Woman strips in anger at wolf whistles
Thursday, May 22, 2008

A woman who felt harassed when road workers whistled at her stripped naked in response, police said.

Workmen in the small northern farming town of Kerikeri, New Zealand, were repairing the main street when the young woman, an Israeli tourist, took offence at their attention.

She calmly stripped bare to use an ATM - bringing an abrupt halt to both the whistles and the road work - then put her clothes back on and walked away.

Sgt. Peter Masters said the woman told police she didn't take kindly to the men's wolf-whistles.

"She said she had thought '... I'll show them what I've got,' " as the men whistled at her, he said.

"She gave the explanation that she had been ... pestered by New Zealand men. She's not an unattractive-looking lady," he said.

Police treated the incident "as a one-off."

"She was taken back to the police station and spoken to and told that was inappropriate (behaviour) in New Zealand," he added.

The woman was due to leave New Zealand later today.

Look for the security camera pictures any day now on YouTube.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I just miss seeing a naked woman. Not porn naked, real naked and not porn woman, but a real woman.

 

[rgraham666]

Moi aussi. Sigh.

 

[secretme]

Okay, so this isn't entirely related... BUT! After reading the title of the thread I couldn't help but share!

This is a MUST listen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSarrLlHFEw

 

[slyc_willie]

Okay, so this isn't entirely related... BUT! After reading the title of the thread I couldn't help but share!

This is a MUST listen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSarrLlHFEw

Snerk.

 

[Tarakin]

Okay, so this isn't entirely related... BUT! After reading the title of the thread I couldn't help but share!

This is a MUST listen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSarrLlHFEw

LOL!!

 

[jomar]

Okay, so this isn't entirely related... BUT! After reading the title of the thread I couldn't help but share!

This is a MUST listen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSarrLlHFEw

Funny, but would have been better without the distracting laugh-track.