Dear nice officers from Canterbury Police, UK

[Guest]

The Literotica poster known as cantdog is definitely one of ST's alt-identities. I know she makes posts on this site. I know this to be a fact.

So, please be kind enough as to confiscate ST's home computer, laptop computer, work-place computer, etc. in order to establish - for yourself - that ST is a member of the Literotica under assumed user IDs (check her bookmarks).

Thank you.

P.S.
I no longer make posts on the General Board: therefore, any suspitious looking user-names are not my creation.

 

[Guest]

Also, any posts made on this discussion forums are being auto-logged. In order to find out who posted what post from which computer, please contact the owner of the Literotica site Laurel or Manu.

Thank you.

 

[cantdog]

Now fuck off, officers.

(hey, CV-- who's ST?)

 

[neonlyte]

(hey, CV-- who's ST?)

Stereo Type

Just a guess.

 

[cantdog]

I'm always interested to meet my doppelgangers, if any. My daughter had a customer who reminded her so strongly of me that he had to turn around and face her before she knew. She can't tell me his name for confidentiality reasons, but I'm always looking, now.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Now fuck off, officers.

(hey, CV-- who's ST?)

Shirley Temple?

Shania Twain?

 

[cantdog]

Speaking of police and Shirley Temple Black--

My Spybot has to destroy another copy of a 'bot called "DSO exploit" every time I log onto the network. No matter what I do. I think my ISP is installing it at their server. I mean every time! Can they do that?

 

[TheEarl]

ST I think is Scarlett Thomas, who's an English author and appears to be CV's objet de stalk.

The question has to be asked that if cantdog was Scarlett Thomas, then why would the police want to confiscate his/her computer. I wouldn't have thought they'd give a monkeys.

My name's not really The Earl, you know? I'm posting here under an assumed user-ID too.

Police! Come and arrest this awful, awful man!

The Earl

 

[Guest]

ST alts

carsonshepherd
vella_ms
The Earl
hmmnmm
sweetnpetite
English Lady
SnoopDog
Sub Joe
Dom Joe
Couture
Tatelou
CharleyH
haldir
PG13
brigtlyiburn
impressive
lucky-E-leven
minsue
cheerful_deviant
neonlyte
evil Alpaca

etc., etc.

 

[TheEarl]

ST alts

carsonshepherd
vella_ms
The Earl
hmmnmm
sweetnpetite
English Lady
SnoopDog
Sub Joe
Dom Joe
Couture
Tatelou
CharleyH
haldir
PG13
brigtlyiburn
impressive
lucky-E-leven
minsue
cheerful_deviant
neonlyte
evil Alpaca

etc., etc.

Bwaaaahahahahahahah!!!







Bwaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Oh thank you, that's made my day. Just out of interest, is your name Quentin Poulsen?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

ST I think is Scarlett Thomas, who's an English author and appears to be CV's objet de stalk.

The question has to be asked that if cantdog was Scarlett Thomas, then why would the police want to confiscate his/her computer. I wouldn't have thought they'd give a monkeys.

My name's not really The Earl, you know? I'm posting here under an assumed user-ID too.

Police! Come and arrest this awful, awful man!

The Earl

You can't edit your post now. Don't you feel foolish?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

If Cantdog is actually Scarlett Thomas, he's doing a really good job of pretending to be from Maine. He deserves and Emmy or something.
p.s. Notice CV doesn't put my name on his list of alts. And my name is actually Scarlett(on Lit anyway). Wouldn't I be the obvious choice? Though this might be because he thinks Carson and I are the same person.

 

[English Lady]

English Lady
Tatelou
haldir
neonlyte


when we all meet up in May it's gonna be fun

we mustn't like the other personalities, or they don't like us.

I still think ST stands for Sanitary Towel anyways.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Though this might be because he thinks Carson and I are the same person.

We've never seen Carson's ass, so the jury is still out.

 

[TheEarl]

Originally posted by TheEarl

Originally posted by TheEarl

Originally posted by TheEarl
Feeling a bit odd CV?

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

We've never seen Carson's ass, so the jury is still out.

It's half that size, trust me.

 

[cantdog]

Gentlemen, please.

I can write a scenario where they'd give a monkey's, as you say, and want ST's alts besides. If ST has been turned in for something, then they would have additional charges to append to the docket if it turned out ST had done other crimes under other aliases.

 

[LadyJeanne]

It's half that size, trust me.

Is that your ass in the AV? You have a great ass. Are you into shaving?

~ Anon

 

[cantdog]

What if one of my stories had a character who ACTUALLY was underage, or even a donkey in disguise? ST would then be a child pornographer or at least someone who writes up sex with donkeys.

 

[TheEarl]

Chilled Vodka = Quentin Poulsen and I claim my free sack of hammers.

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Is that your ass in the AV? You have a great ass. Are you into shaving?

~ Anon

Hey, wanna chat?
-Avid Lurker

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Chilled Vodka = Quentin Poulsen and I claim my free sack of hammers.

The Earl

It all makes perfect sense now, Earl. I nearly peed my pants when I found this on Google.

Anyone who has visited more than one rugby chatboard has heard the name, that of a sad and exiled loner carrying on conversations with himself under various names, often between as many as five characters of his own making at the same time, relentlessly engaging in a personal war with anyone who dares to mock not just the charade but it's transparency, before decamping to other rugby sites and importing his battles there.

So, what are you going to do with all those hammers?

 

[TheEarl]

MissScarlett: I know. I'm scared that Chilled Vodka is actually Quentin Poulsen, cause he's showing several worrying signs (the foremost being accusing everyone on a board of being the same person) and you have no idea of the kind of shit that Mr Poulsen gets up to on some of the rugby boards I lurk at.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I personally think you are ill.

 

[hotchkiss]

ST alts

carsonshepherd
vella_ms
The Earl
hmmnmm
sweetnpetite
English Lady
SnoopDog
Sub Joe
Dom Joe
Couture
Tatelou
CharleyH
haldir
PG13
brigtlyiburn
impressive
lucky-E-leven
minsue
cheerful_deviant
neonlyte
evil Alpaca

etc., etc.

By the sound of this theres only gonna be two or three of us there in may!

Where the fuck do the Cantebury Coppers come into this? I live near Cantebury and this is scaring me! If they take my PC I'll have nothing to live for, apart from my kids, my missus, the cat, the prospective new dog (A Mally) and My JEEP, JEEP OOH JEEP