Dear Mom and Dad,

[Guest]

I am feeling much better thanks to the TLC you have provided. my 'meow' is nearly back to normal and my friskiness is returning. Soon I'll be back to my usual hyper-active self.

As a thank you for the care I received while I was under the weather, I will no longer be taking one poop per month on the carpet.

Love,

Argyle

 

[teddybear4play]

"The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Bloodhound Gang
Hooray For Boobies

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick (had a lotta dick)
I've had a lotta time (had a lotta time)
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
How could I ever eat your ass when you treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick (had a lotta dick)
I've had a lotta time (had a lotta time)
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan, I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick (had a lotta dick)
I've had a lotta time (had a lotta time)
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S. Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties!
Now show 'em them titties!
P.S. Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties!
Now show 'em them titties!
(Would you fuck me for blow?)


TB4p

 

[Spinaroonie]

Dear Mom and Dad

I have the anthrax

You die now

Are you afraid?

Death to America
Death to Israel

Allah is good

Love,

Argyle

Fixed it for ya

 

[Guest]

I am thirsty.

Meow.

 

[Mischka]

Your water bowl has been refilled with fresh filtered water.

Prrr...

 

[Guest]

(slurp slurp)

Thank you, Mom.

(Prrrrrrrr)