dear mens,

[neci]

do you choke?

 

[neci]

con las colas par arriba!

 

[Wok]

do you choke?

On what?

 

[neci]

On what?

hairs.

 

[walkingeagle]

do you choke?

Not usually--

 

[Wok]

hairs.

No, just stuck in the teeth once in a while.

 

[neci]

pinches, mother fucking pubic hairs in your coffee.

 

[neci]

who knows what the fuck that dna shit is.

 

[Wok]

pinches, mother fucking pubic hairs in your coffee.

How did you know I drink my coffee while shaving my pubes?

 

[walkingeagle]

who knows what the fuck that dna shit is.

they are good for wiping your face----

 

[neci]

i just want my coffee in the morning and cremita at night.

 

[neci]

seperados quando vienen con pinches pelos.

 

[walkingeagle]

i just want my coffee in the morning and cremita at night.

How about your pubes groomed while you have coffee---

 

[neci]

my bladder is too full.

 

[walkingeagle]

my bladder is too full.

You could pee first------

 

[neci]

dear mens,
please do your own fucking laundry, and close the doors before you shit.

 

[neci]

no one needs that nastiness.

 

[Wings]

Damn right. Gross.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

dear mens,
please do your own fucking laundry, and close the doors before you shit.

I do and in response to your op, a pube in my mouth is well worth the price for eating pussy....but hey, that's just how I roll.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

pinches, mother fucking pubic hairs in your coffee.

So this guy complains to the waitress about a pubic hair in his coffee......

dear mens,
please do your own fucking laundry, and close the doors before you shit.

....he refuses to pay and goes across the street to a whore house. The waitress follows him.

no one needs that nastiness.

When the waitress finds him eating pussy, she asked him why he's buried in pubic hair, but didn't like it in his coffee. The guy says if he finds one grain of coffee in that pussy, he's not going to pay for it either.

 

[richard_daily]

do you choke?

I do. Just lift your chin up and I'll show you.

 

[RobDownSouth]

do you choke?

Just once.
One second left on the clock, we were down by 1 fucking point.
I had two free throws.
Making one shot would have tied the game for us.
Making both would have won the game for us.
I missed both.
I avoid high school reunions now.

 

[lovetoread]

Just once.
One second left on the clock, we were down by 1 fucking point.
I had two free throws.
Making one shot would have tied the game for us.
Making both would have won the game for us.
I missed both.
I avoid high school reunions now.

I was amused.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

do you choke?

No.......honest.

Woof!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I was amused.

*bows*

My work is done here.