dear men

[Jail]

oh fuck yeah, this is what i'm talking about

http://www.littlereddog.co.uk/david/03.jpg

mmmmm I'd twirl my fingers and my toes through that chest

 

[Hester]

I hope he finds whatever he's looking for.

you're ok for a newbie!

(do you have a hairy chest?)

 

[SeaDaddy1]

you just know there has to be major hairy manliness under this!

http://leatheroaks.org/Files/JockstrapTotem/Dcp01636a.jpg

I looked like this after being thrown from a motorcycle once. One of the nurses looked at me after they wrapped me up, winked at me, and asked "Are you sure its' not hot under there baby?"

Got any idea how hard it is to laugh and flirt back under these circumstances?

 

[Lorelei_11]

I looked like this after being thrown from a motorcycle once. One of the nurses looked at me after they wrapped me up, winked at me, and asked "Are you sure its' not hot under there baby?"

Got any idea how hard it is to laugh and flirt back under these circumstances?

I got stuck at... got any idea how hard it is, and had to read it again to get the flow of the whole sentence.

Hmmm... was it hard because of embarrassment, or because the nurse roleplay fantasy is one of yours?

 

[Hester]

http://ensuciate.aitor11.com/postimages/252190_hugh_jackman_.jpg

 

[Hester]

for the extreme hirsutophiles

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/1212twins/funny%20pics/hairy_man_copy.jpg

 

[Hester]

not hairy, but still hot (for xander, in a totally hetero way, of course)

http://xcc.xanga.com/ba4d167452c3348051647/b20375866.jpg

 

[Hester]

ai papi!!!

http://static.flickr.com/54/113390780_74885582ab.jpg?v=0

 

[Olivianna]

http://jedijenn0.tripod.com/Xmen/wolverine08_lrg.jpg

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I got stuck at... got any idea how hard it is, and had to read it again to get the flow of the whole sentence.

Hmmm... was it hard because of embarrassment, or because the nurse roleplay fantasy is one of yours?

Maybe a little of both. Embarrassed because I couldn't move freely as I wanted to. Nurse roleplay popped into my head because of the way she smiled and twirled her hair. Talking incoherently because of the mixture of pain and laughter. (Sensitivity of the bruised ribcage). As I thought she was gone, I turned to hold the padded bed and said out loud "Boy, I really fucked that one up". She said, "It worked". And put her Phone # in my pants. (I was trying to cover my ass w/the patient's night gown and trying to "act manly" at the same time.) I just KNOW this had to be hilarious to anyone looking.

She ended up being my wife for 16 yrs, divorced several months ago.

 

[Hester]

http://jedijenn0.tripod.com/Xmen/wolverine08_lrg.jpg

i like the scratches---i can imagine i made them

 

[Lorelei_11]

Maybe a little of both. Embarrassed because I couldn't move freely as I wanted to. Nurse roleplay popped into my head because of the way she smiled and twirled her hair. Talking incoherently because of the mixture of pain and laughter. (Sensitivity of the bruised ribcage). As I thought she was gone, I turned to hold the padded bed and said out loud "Boy, I really fucked that one up". She said, "It worked". And put her Phone # in my pants. (I was trying to cover my ass w/the patient's night gown and trying to "act manly" at the same time.) I just KNOW this had to be hilarious to anyone looking.

She ended up being my wife for 16 yrs, divorced several months ago.

Wow! now that had to be the most amusing how we met story, for your friends.

Also, you must have later enjoyed the nurse roleplay fantasy, she already had a nurse uniform. Thats one of the fantasies I'd like to live out one day.

 

[Hester]

I looked like this after being thrown from a motorcycle once. One of the nurses looked at me after they wrapped me up, winked at me, and asked "Are you sure its' not hot under there baby?"

Got any idea how hard it is to laugh and flirt back under these circumstances?

she wrapped you in jock straps?

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Wow! now that had to be the most amusing how we met story, for your friends.

Also, you must have later enjoyed the nurse roleplay fantasy, she already had a nurse uniform. Thats one of the fantasies I'd like to live out one day.

Surely your not talking about the 16 yrs of hell with an occasional breaks of heaven?(laughing).

 

[EternalWinter]

i like chest hair. and i doubt i'm the only one.

i like to mindlessly run my fingers through it after a good rogering or when we're cozying on the couch on a rainy sunday. i like the way it subtly traps your smell so it's more intense when i put my head on your chest. i like the way a few strays poke out of the top of your shirt and the thoughts that run through my head when i see them. i like following your happy trail with my tongue and the wonderful place it leads me. i like the way it look so...manly, and even how it grays as you get older.

please don't shave, wax, pluck or otherwise remove it (unless you look like the missing link or have a penchant for wearing leisure suits and gold chains).

thanks!
love,
hester

Wax? Pluck? *shudders*

Look, it's a cold day in hell when I bother combing the hair on my head...no worries here.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

she wrapped you in jock straps?

NO! I just got a second look at it.

You know what I meant, you just like embarassing us sensitive manly types don't ya?

 

[Lorelei_11]

Surely your not talking about the 16 yrs of hell with an occasional breaks of heaven?(laughing).

lol... Sorry to hear that, my marriage didn't go so well either... yeah, hell is a good description.

Its to bad you know, your meeting was certainly memorable, and I would have thought it would include some roleplay. It sounded highly sexually charged.

Good start, bad middle and end? Most things end badly.. don't they. Which is sad, I used to be an idealist, now I"m a realist.

 

[Hester]

i am off to bed to dream of hairier pastures.

 

[Cleopatra]

Can I just say, that if I wasn't attached. I would so do Cleo?



Hairy chest or not.

At least check, (which was about two minutes ago) my chest remains hairless.

 

[symbolicflame]

It looks like a jacket.

I bought one off ebay! Good price, suppose to be cold this winter.

 

[spacekowboy]

Well i'm glad i'm a little on the fuzzy side . Some of the pictures in this thread disturb me though.

 

[Jailhouse]

mmmmm, that guy is so hawt.

Well, it helps if you have a really killer body in addition to the awesome chest hair.

 

[bptalt]

For you kiddo.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

lol... Sorry to hear that, my marriage didn't go so well either... yeah, hell is a good description.

Its to bad you know, your meeting was certainly memorable, and I would have thought it would include some roleplay. It sounded highly sexually charged.

Good start, bad middle and end? Most things end badly.. don't they. Which is sad, I used to be an idealist, now I"m a realist.

Not all bad. Roleplay happened alot in our marriage. But there wasn't enough substance, I guess. (MY feelings). Racking my brain over it ain't gonna help now. I too am an idealist, but an idealist can be very dangerous once he or she takes action. Maybe I've become dangerous.

Anyways, there is a reason for everything and everything has a reason.

 

[Hester]

For you kiddo.