cloudy
Alabama Slammer
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Dear Madam,
When I called you, five nights ago, I asked if your two boys could come play with mine, and spend the night.
Three days later, you finally came by the house. I mistakenly thought you might be concerned with your children, since you hadn't called, nor had you been home when I called you. But, I was mistaken.
No, you weren't concerned about the boys, you were wanting to question me about your ex, since you had seen him in the neighborhood, and figured he'd come by here. He had, since he has a truck that belongs to me, and was making arrangements to pay for the damn thing.
He left you six months ago....deal with it. He is not coming back. And, no, I will not answer any of your questions about what he said while he was here, since it had absolutely nothing to do with you. While I'm sympathetic to your situation, I'm more concerned about these children that, by that time, had been here three days with no word from you.
Thank you, by the way, for taking one of them with you when you left, since he was plainly asking to go home, however, you seem to have forgotten one of them. He's been here five days now, with only one change of clothes. He's a good child, but here's a news flash: I didn't take him to raise.
Since you see fit to leave your children with me for this length of time, I will be sending you an itemized bill for their upkeep. So far, it will include:
5 gallons of milk
3 family-sized bottles of chocolate syrup
3 boxes of poptarts
4 pkgs of hotdogs
2 loaves of bread
4 lbs of bacon
2 dozen eggs
6 bags of chips
10 liters of pop (I'm drinking koolaid, since there's none left for me)
2 bottles of excedrin
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
When I called you, five nights ago, I asked if your two boys could come play with mine, and spend the night.
Three days later, you finally came by the house. I mistakenly thought you might be concerned with your children, since you hadn't called, nor had you been home when I called you. But, I was mistaken.
No, you weren't concerned about the boys, you were wanting to question me about your ex, since you had seen him in the neighborhood, and figured he'd come by here. He had, since he has a truck that belongs to me, and was making arrangements to pay for the damn thing.
He left you six months ago....deal with it. He is not coming back. And, no, I will not answer any of your questions about what he said while he was here, since it had absolutely nothing to do with you. While I'm sympathetic to your situation, I'm more concerned about these children that, by that time, had been here three days with no word from you.
Thank you, by the way, for taking one of them with you when you left, since he was plainly asking to go home, however, you seem to have forgotten one of them. He's been here five days now, with only one change of clothes. He's a good child, but here's a news flash: I didn't take him to raise.
Since you see fit to leave your children with me for this length of time, I will be sending you an itemized bill for their upkeep. So far, it will include:
5 gallons of milk
3 family-sized bottles of chocolate syrup
3 boxes of poptarts
4 pkgs of hotdogs
2 loaves of bread
4 lbs of bacon
2 dozen eggs
6 bags of chips
10 liters of pop (I'm drinking koolaid, since there's none left for me)
2 bottles of excedrin
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
