Dear Litster......:

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Dear Online Shopping Litster,

I'm pretty sure I'll survive without the 24 cup mini muffin pan and the turkish towels. I'm also quite sure I don't need the printed palazzo pants, even though they are "pretty." I already have a makeup brush kit, and while the watch with the 23 interchangable bands was nice, I don't need another watch.

As I told you, I don't need anything for Christmas. I'll get what I want in just over 2 months when I see you again.

Signed,
Thankful You Don't Have My Address Litster

 

[vibes]

Dear Edensgarden,
what the fuck! Why did you take off your lovely avatar?
Your vibes

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear easypeasy,

Clear as the proverbial mud. Hahahaha.

Lit Educated Lister.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Address-less one,

You're reminding me of Him. I can't get a straight answer either. . And I so want to spoil.. Just a little.

Signed I'd take a PO Box..

 

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Dear PO Box,
He knows my reasons. They are valid, albeit silly. Even though I surprised him, and it is a bit unfair. I'm a brat like that.

Signed,
Already Spoiled Enough

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear bacon loving litster...

Please know you have nothing to do with my funk... No one does really... Hormones, depression, and gloomy days all contribute.

This too shall pass...

I should have kept one of your tshirts.

Your DG

 

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Dear Not Quite The Winner Yet,

You're lucky red is one of my favorite colors. You're also lucky your reaction has me intrigued. I can't wait to see it in person.

Signed,
Over the major hurdle

 

[GingerVixen]

Dear sexy Litster,

Dammit, I was really hoping we could Skype tonight. I was so craving a little girl-on-girl.

Signed,
Devilish and bored Litster

 

[Kat73]

Dear Used to be Mine Litster,

Thinking about you this week.

Me

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear girl on the beach ,

Nice tittie!!

~ me

 

[troubledone]

Dear very worked up litster

Please do not be cross litster

 

[Thandi]

Dear MIA Litster

You are missed.

Signed

Just me

 

[Pondlife]

Dear vanishy antipodean Litster
hope all is well down there
rightside up litster

 

[Pondlife]

Dear DG Litster
I'd send one but they'd likely deny it entry on public safety grounds
Yours wondering what to buy Litster

 

[luvthedesserts]

Dear You’ll receive your delivery between 5 and 25 business days

Though, I did go the selfish male route and got you what we’ll need to be together to enjoy. That was the real thought behind it. And if you don’t like it, I’ll be happy to rip it off you and toss it against the wall.

Signed,
The clothes scatterer

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Scattered...
*Barking laughter*

Signed Thinks You Two Are Adorable

 

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Dear Quite Adorable Herself Litster,

I caved. After two days of online shopping with him, I caved. He won that battle.

Signed,
Desserts Are My Weak Spot Litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Scared Litster,
I'd hold you all night long
Me Litster

 

[troubledone]

Dear litster
you paly the game well litster

 

[luvthedesserts]

Dear Desserts Are My Wet Spot Litster

http://www.torontorealtyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Winning.jpg

Sincerely,
Fully Prepared To Grovel For ^^ That In The Completely Off The Wall Way Only I Can Litster

 

[Miles Long]

Dear Illiterate Litster,

Gkhfbfyd isn't a word, but you don't know that. Also, why are you on a written-word website if you can't read? Draw your answer if you must.

Miles

 

[thinking_theo]

Dear Litster,
i still miss you...


Me

 

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Dear Completely Off His Rocker Litster,

Yes, I remember you making a similar face.

Happy To Be Home Litster

 

[luvthedesserts]

Dear Watch It Litster

I don't appreciate the constant cracks about my age. If I could find my walker, I'd get out of this rocker and show you a thing or get some oatmeal. Hmmm. I wonder why I'm in the kitchen?

Sincerely,
Wondering When The Short People Will Leave

 

[GingerVixen]

Dear Beautiful Litster,

If I bought you a plane ticket, would you sit on my face?

Sincerely,
Soaking Wet Litster