Dear Litster...

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Nothing much.

You like pain right??

xo,
APpysnort.

Dear Litster,

Are we talkin' flu shots in the airport kinda pain?

Mwah,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,



Dude, what do i look like to you...a sadist?!?!

Smooch,
APpysnort

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,



Dude, what do i look like to you...a sadist?!?!

Smooch,
APpysnort

Dear Litster,

Er . . .

Huggles,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

*gets out my needle kit*

You can have a phallipop when we're done.

Luffs you,
Appysnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

*gets out my needle kit*

You can have a phallipop when we're done.

Luffs you,
Appysnort.

Dear Litster,

You know better than to come near me with one of those things.

Not even a Phallipop would make it better.

Luffs you more,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

You know better than to come near me with one of those things.

Not even a Phallipop would make it better.

Luffs you more,
Graciesnort

Dear Litster,

Lemme make it easy for you.

You can either FLY over here and talk me out of doing it.
OR
I can fly over there and once I'm there I'll have to do it, no use travelling all that way


*comforts the Phallipop*
Is that because you don't care for an imitation of the real thing now that's you've had so much?

Braggart.

Luffs you, despite the crazy.
Appysnort.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

I hate it when you lie to me...

Sir...

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster,

We cannot be friends, don't try..it's embarrassing to both you and me.

My friends are an elite circle whom I trust and confide in unequivocally. Relationships built over a considerable time period.

You seriously underestimate me...as well as flatter yourself..be gone.

Enough said!!

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster!

I LOVE YOU!!!

*pulls you into a tight tight tight hug*

Now...shouldn't you be getting naked and snuggling in bed with me?

*giggles*

I missssssssssssssssssssssss you

Life sucks without my Sunshine

 

[keiffers]

hope this is just in general LOL

Dear Litster

you suck - enough said

ok back to our regularly scheduled show

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster

I LUVSSSSSSSSSSSSSS my Beautiful AND misses her

*sobs*


whah..I am naked....

*takes out earrings*


Better????


Misses you honey...

 

[asian_princess]

hope this is just in general LOL

Dear Litster

you suck - enough said

ok back to our regularly scheduled show

Dear Litster,

You can tell anyone they suck that you want *nods*

*hugs tight*

Hope they stop sucking soon

Take Care

xo

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster,

You can tell anyone they suck that you want *nods*

*hugs tight*

Hope they stop sucking soon

Take Care

xo

dear litster..

thank you, but I doubt it....too many 'suckees' here

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster

I LUVSSSSSSSSSSSSSS my Beautiful AND misses her

*sobs*


whah..I am naked....

*takes out earrings*


Better????


Misses you honey...

Dear Litster,

*rolling around, laughing my ass off*

That's muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better, you know how it's not the same without you flashing the cute little backs of your ears

*tickles you there with my tongue*

I go crawl to annoy you in the other thread now*

*kiss kiss lick!*

 

[asian_princess]

dear litster..

thank you, but I doubt it....too many 'suckees' here

Dear litster,

Thank god for that...


*slurp*

 

[keiffers]

dear litster

I didn't mean it in a good way, although you are right with your conclusion also

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster,

*rolling around, laughing my ass off*

That's muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better, you know how it's not the same without you flashing the cute little backs of your ears

*tickles you there with my tongue*

I go crawl to annoy you in the other thread now*

*kiss kiss lick!*

Dear Litster,

Awwww baaaabyyyy

*flashes ummm whatever*

HAS to be more interesting than my fucking ears

*directs tongue HERE..yeah right there*

*scampers after you*

I'm right on your tail babybritches

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Lister,

One day closer to MONDAY! WOOT!

 

[Daizie]

Dear Litster,

RAWR!!!

~Her

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

How does one capture a stray cat so it won't freeze this winter....?

... ....

 

[cyikac1986]

Dear Litster,

How does one capture a stray cat so it won't freeze this winter....?

... ....

Dear Lister,

You can try a few different ways. Start setting out small amounts of canned food (better than dry). Once the cat gets used to that, contact the local humane society, ASPCA, or rescue groups and get a hava-a hart trap. Start settng the food inside there. What you do with the cat after that is up to you. Depends on the health of the cat. If it is felv/fiv positive, then the kindest thing would be euthanasia (I know....many out there would say hey, that's not right...but are you willing to adopt a cat who is positive? over a cute kitten or healthy adult?)

You can also purchase an inexpensive small dog house (through the local trader papers), stuff it with straw, and keep dry cat food out there.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Lister,

You can try a few different ways. Start setting out small amounts of canned food (better than dry). Once the cat gets used to that, contact the local humane society, ASPCA, or rescue groups and get a hava-a hart trap. Start settng the food inside there. What you do with the cat after that is up to you. Depends on the health of the cat. If it is felv/fiv positive, then the kindest thing would be euthanasia (I know....many out there would say hey, that's not right...but are you willing to adopt a cat who is positive? over a cute kitten or healthy adult?)

You can also purchase an inexpensive small dog house (through the local trader papers), stuff it with straw, and keep dry cat food out there.

...oh....then a stun gun won't work....

... ...

 

[cyikac1986]

...oh....then a stun gun won't work....

... ...

sigh...no

 

[sirgary]

sigh...no

...rats.......that's it...I can use rats.....tks, you're the best...<exit, stage left>

.... ....

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Lister,

I love you.

I'm so glad you are home, and I can't wait to hear all your news. I can't wait to hear your voice, your chuckle, your sighs...mmm...I can't wait for time with you.

Baby, crossing everything for tomorrow...well maybe not everything.



psssttttt...it's snowing up a storm, big fluffy flakes that are sticking...you know what that makes me wish for and think of. YOU