Dear Litster...

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

Four weeks today.

*sighs*

And yet sometimes it feels like not a day.

Such is the nature of eternal.

I miss you.

Hope you're smiling out there.

Em yeu anh, mai mai...agape style.​

Dear Litster,

....I'll give odds that he is not smiling and he feels as miserable as you because he also misses his love terribley...

...anyone want to take a suckers bet?....

... ...

 

[asian_princess]

hugs lil one

...it's friday niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, i need my boogie partnerrrrrrrrrr cos you know..."some motherfuckers think they're born to dance..."

Dear Litster,

....I'll give odds that he is not smiling and he feels as miserable as you because he also misses his love terribley...

...anyone want to take a suckers bet?....

... ...

*sniffles*

fank you.



but you're wrong.
but it's ok...i really do i want you to be wrong *nods*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Stop kicking yourself.

Ok. Now... you TOTALLY just lined me.

So there

You may resume kicking yourself now.

xo,
Appysnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Do I look like a manwhore to you?

*stops kickin' myself*

Loves you,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Sometimes you ask very hard to answer questions.

*winds your foot up again to resume the self kickingness*

Loves you more, (but get your hands off my alcohol.)
Appysnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

The answer was actually very, very easy, you bitchardo!!

I loves you. And therefore will stay away from your alcohol . . . until Monday. And then it's my turn again.

Loves you,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

The answer is that you're "very very easy"?

*sighs* why do you waste your breath on these obvious statements of truth.

I loves you, too. Even though you're obviously deluded.
I told you I was catching up to you.

I'll get back to you after the holiday season.

Maybe you can have a drop in your egg nog or something.

*pinches you*
Appysnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Here I state it first . . . I will never be able to outwit you.

And yes, I'm very, very easy . . . everyone knows that

*nods* Meetcha back here after the fuckin' holidays. Hopefully.

*pinches you harder*
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

What's wit got to do, got to do with it?....What's wit but a second hand way to win fiiiiiiiiiiiights when you don't know how to make a real argument.

Those are the original lyrics *nods*

But they didnt think that as many people could relate to it...as opposed to feeling fucked up about love. *grins*

And yes, you are very, very easy.
Thank God, or else we'd never have been friends

Now..these fucking holidays you speak of...is this a Southern thing? Cos I would so move there is it was.

*pinches you harder still, but out of love of course...and considering what we think of love, technically it shouldn't hurt..or something...where's my tequila??
Appysnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

What's wit got to do, got to do with it?....What's wit but a second hand way to win fiiiiiiiiiiiights when you don't know how to make a real argument.

Those are the original lyrics *nods*

But they didnt think that as many people could relate to it...as opposed to feeling fucked up about love. *grins*

And yes, you are very, very easy.
Thank God, or else we'd never have been friends

Now..these fucking holidays you speak of...is this a Southern thing? Cos I would so move there is it was.

*pinches you harder still, but out of love of course...and considering what we think of love, technically it shouldn't hurt..or something...where's my tequila??
Appysnort.

Dear Litster,

I'm sorry I misled you . . . to clarify . . . there is NO fuckin' down here in the South . . . or . . . if there is . . . think "Elmo". *shudders*

Keep drinkin'.

I'm gonna miss you.

Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

You have just proven that you are the AntiChrist.

I can't believe what you just told me.

But now i realise, you're just trying to get me to hand over the rum bottle!!!

SNEAKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

btw...it's the same as a normal thread.
And you can only attach 5 files at a time.

Enjoy.

xo
APpysnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

You're assumin' that I had the ability to start even a normal thread?

*shakes head* You have way too much faith in me.

Fuck. It didn't work? *shrugs* Not like ya wanted to see that stuff anyway.

You are evil.

Mwah,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

You're assumin' that I had the ability to start even a normal thread?

Dear Litster,

See here...for why I am such a good friend and anticipated your needs a week in advance.

You may thank me when the PMs requesting for your worn underwear start rolling in.

I am friend to all.
Appysnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

See here...for why I am such a good friend and anticipated your needs a week in advance.

You may thank me when the PMs requesting for your worn underwear start rolling in.

I am friend to all.
Appysnort.

Dear Litster,

It was wrong of you to start that thread. *sniffles*

Furthermore . . . I'm willin' to make a bet that I get NONE of those requests as the thread I'm considerin' startin' is more of a public service announcement

You're a smartass, too,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

There are no "wrong" action, in the Appy is always right, rule.

And it's about time we made another bet, considering I'm still reaping the PUNISHMENT from the last few we've had.

And my ass thanks you.
Even if it's a little pissed that you want it for it's brain and not it's body.

You're an all sorts of things, ass, but mostly, apparently, a very soon to be, naked.
Appysnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

The bet is on! Er . . uh . . . when the thing starts. *nods* You just like losin', don't ya?

Ignorin' that,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

By way of nature, being Appy, the winner, I can't lose.

But sure it's on...or off, well, the bet is on...once things are taken off...preferably the worn underwear to send to the pervy PM-ers.

*pinches you with your naked ass*
Appysnort.

 

[djegypto]

Dear Litster(s),

Good morning/afternoon.

Hope all is well Enjoy your friday!

djegypto

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

YOU are a glutton for punishment.

Thank you for the one millionth "No worries. It never happened." and for meanin' it.

You apparently know how to handle me (shut up!). And, yeah, it's irritatin' . . . but I appreciate it because instead of sayin' it over and over, you just let your actions prove that you truly do accept me the way I am.

Basically what I'm sayin' is that I think you're crazier than me and all my friends put together. *nods*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster.

You really are.

*nods*

My hat off to you.

 

[Trxjw]

Dear Litster,

I'm sorry, but I'm not the type to compete for your attention. I guess you just can't have enough can you?

-J

 

[Guest]

Dear Listers

This week hasn't been easy for me for one reason or another.

Thanks for being there, being YOU and consistantly reminding me why I love you.

 

[djegypto]

Dear Litster(s),

It is now 5:48pm CST. I'm feeling rather tired and need some music to keep me awake.

Oh well, c'est la vie. Hope this finds you in good tidings.

--djegypto

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Er . . . what happens if I welsh on a bet?

I love you,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Nothing much.

You like pain right??

xo,
APpysnort.