Dear Litster... (continued)

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litster,

You know where to find me if you want to. But I don't think you really want to. Every time we've talked these last few months, it was because I reached out first. And to get you to talk is like pulling teeth. And I'm not a dentist. So...


If it sounds like you, it might just be.

Tired Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Boys Are Stupid Litster,

I just really wanted to type out 'boys are stupid.'

Signed,
Silly Girl Who Likes The Boys, Sometimes Even The Stupid Ones

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Everyone

Can everyone agree that this place is supposed to be fun? Some of you need to stop treating people like shit.

Signed,

Confused by the Drama

 

[Dribble]

Llama llama
Red pajama
What is all this
Llama drama?

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear PGers,

Oh my. Drama on the internet?!
Really??!
Come on...

Bless Your Hearts,
Shaking my Head Jr.

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Litster,
I would pm you but I believe I did the last time. There is a fine line between showing interest and stalking and to be honest I don't know where it is so I'll just sit here and wait for you to message me this time.

Signed,
If You Want to That Is.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear Litster love of my life;
I love you. I still do. You are breaking my heart, and you know it. But in the end from your perspective I did too. I will only repeat that I sincerely believed I had explicit and specific permission. That said, there is very little I wouldn't do to fix this, or us, or me, or you...
Please please please please just have mercy. You know my heart and soul are at your feet, please dont step on them on your way out the door. Please put your bag down, turn around and hold me tight and never ever let go. I'll do anything.

You have my love, devotion, appreciation, and apologies from the bottom of my heart.
Not looking forward to Christmas...
Please come home.


Tldr: I fucked up. I didnt mean to. I'm sorry. I would give anything to fix it. I love you. Please forgive me.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear STTGBFF....
Thank you for getting me and being you.
Thank you for being one of the best things in my life.
I adore you.
I wish I could buy that wagon and deliver it personally.
Under the Weather Litster

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Karen, Cady, Ms. Norsbury, and Gretchen...
Not Becky. Not Plastic.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2c16872f4b8dbecdbf4a7a248ff48f5c/tenor.gif?itemid=4438741
~Always your Janis.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Karen, Cady, Ms. Norsbury, and Gretchen...
Not Becky. Not Plastic.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2c16872f4b8dbecdbf4a7a248ff48f5c/tenor.gif?itemid=4438741
~Always your Janis.

Dear Janis,

So. Fucking. Fetch.

-I need to watch this again.

 

[Shi_One81]

Dear Litster,

This is the time of year that’s hardest for me - from now until about April. Please bear with me, I know that’s a large amount of time and know I’m doing my best to make it through each day. Today, I feel like a failure because I did have a big panic attack. Thank you for your friendship and understanding. It’s noticed and appreciated.

Me

 

[JJonah]

Dear Sickster,

This too shall pass. Remember: it’s not REALLY pneumonia until you’re in an ambulance, enroute to a hospital getting sodomized with a thermometer.

Get well soon.

Signed,

Some variety of BFF

 

[Taegul]

Dear sleepless,
You're my favorite type of insomnia. I'd count sheep if they hadn't already run away terrified after watching what you make me do to a pillow.

Sincerely,
Tossing and turning Litster

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Miss Mayor,

Thank you for making me laugh.

Just a fowl

 

[FantasywrittenonFlesh]

Dear lister,

You’ve got this.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Dear Party Fowl,

I'm good for a laugh and a song if nothing else.

Signed,
That's Mademoiselle Mayor

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Not Talking Litster,
I hate excuses. Why don't you just be honest?

Signed,
Conversation is a two way street litster

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Blah blah blah,


Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah vagina blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah insert blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah. Quasimodo blah blah, blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah leakage blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah tuna blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah micro-penis blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah!

Anal blah blah blah blah blah blah juice. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Heineken blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah squirted blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah Bob Barker blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah fist blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah? Blah blah blah. Blah! Blah! Blah!

Blah,

Blah blah huh.

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Not The Sharpest Tool Litster,
I guess you didn't know that if Skype messages aren't deleted they will show up when you message someone. No matter if it was back in May. No matter if you change your name. No matter if you change your story. No matter if everything you said in May is totally different from what you said this time.
You might want to remember that the next time you want to be a lying as....., jerk

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Investgative Litsters,

If anyone is super-fabulous at doing searches, could you please find me my precum thread?

Yes, you read that right. The Precum Thread. Don't judge.

TIA!!


Signed,
Hopelessly Bad At Techie Stuff Honey

 

[tolyk]

Dear Investgative Litsters,

If anyone is super-fabulous at doing searches, could you please find me my precum thread?

Yes, you read that right. The Precum Thread. Don't judge.

TIA!!


Signed,
Hopelessly Bad At Techie Stuff Honey

I looked through your last 8 pages of crested threads, wasn't in there. Maybe it was deleted. For a better search, I'd ha e to know which sub forum you created it on. Probably am pics, yeah?

 

[Loradai]

Dear Over Dominate Litster,

When I ask to have some time to think, I assume you will allow me to have more than 10min before you bother me for an answer.
Signed,
Done with you!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I looked through your last 8 pages of crested threads, wasn't in there. Maybe it was deleted. For a better search, I'd ha e to know which sub forum you created it on. Probably am pics, yeah?

Playground

 

[tolyk]

Playground

No luck, only two threads I could find with the word precum (or pre-cum) in the entire playground were started by two people that were not you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No luck, only two threads I could find with the word precum (or pre-cum) in the entire playground were started by two people that were not you.

Thanks