Dear Litster... (continued)

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Dear Litster,

You want to know why?

Because the ladies of the playground
know all about you and your bullshit.

That’s why.

Signed,
Get lost

looky looky lol, no one has any right to chase someone away, it doesn't matter if they're an asshole or playa
 
Dear lunch club,

Ham is my all time favourite sandwich. I’m so plain Jane with my sandwich preferences and actually eating one right meow.

Vegemite is quite yummy if done right but it’s best on toast. I’ll send supplies for Christmas (shit up Miles Long) and post an instructional thread if you like! That would be fun. 😂

I don’t know about clicks and drama. I wish I did know because clueless, but I’m glad not to be part of it (at least I hope I’m not!) 😂

Sincerely,
Anyone got a box of apple juice?

You'll send supplies? In the mail?

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*breath*

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Dear pathetic passive-aggressive hypocritical 8th graders,

I get so tired of this bullshit. Year after fucking year after decade, the same thing keeps happening and at least 4 of you have been here almost as long as I have and YOU KEEP DOING THIS!

Cliques? Lit has never had any cliques, I don't know of what you speak!

Just shut the fuck up already. If you're an asshole, BE an asshole. Stop pretending to be anything else. Fake nice is worse.

Oh and you know that whole circle of friends crap you do, where 5 women cyber and phone fuck the same 2-3 guys? Just like in real life, you will all end up contracting the same diseases. I've seen it happen so many times it isn't even funny anymore. You think that you invented this shit? It always ends the same.

When your marriage/career/reputation falls to pieces, remember that I told you so. Remember that you didn't have to behave badly and keep those secrets.

signed,

#1 Outcast.
 
Dear pathetic passive-aggressive hypocritical 8th graders,

I get so tired of this bullshit. Year after fucking year after decade, the same thing keeps happening and at least 4 of you have been here almost as long as I have and YOU KEEP DOING THIS!

Cliques? Lit has never had any cliques, I don't know of what you speak!

Just shut the fuck up already. If you're an asshole, BE an asshole. Stop pretending to be anything else. Fake nice is worse.

Oh and you know that whole circle of friends crap you do, where 5 women cyber and phone fuck the same 2-3 guys? Just like in real life, you will all end up contracting the same diseases. I've seen it happen so many times it isn't even funny anymore. You think that you invented this shit? It always ends the same.

When your marriage/career/reputation falls to pieces, remember that I told you so. Remember that you didn't have to behave badly and keep those secrets.

signed,

#1 Outcast.

Wait, you can get STDs from phone sex? Holy shit! Good thing I always wore a condom during phone sex out of sheer force of habit. Always felt a bit silly doing that, but now I'm glad I did! :D
 
Wait, you can get STDs from phone sex? Holy shit! Good thing I always wore a condom during phone sex out of sheer force of habit. Always felt a bit silly doing that, but now I'm glad I did! :D

People on LIT do meet in person and you know people who have meet up, so keep being funny. You know exactly what he meant
 
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Dear Litster,

You want to know why?

Because the ladies of the playground
know all about you and your bullshit.

That’s why.

Signed,
Get lost

looky looky lol, no one has any right to chase someone away, it doesn't matter if they're an asshole or playa

I'm going to say this with respect SA so you can take it howsoever you please.
How is someone who is obviously venting and expressing an opinion to be interpointed as chasing someone away?
I know zip about the OP and am clueless as to whoever was being referred to. But deal lister posts are a dime a dozen and usually are just someone venting.
 
Litsters,

This is about the time to break out the “bunny with a pancake on its head” meme, though 2007 will probably want it back.

Litster
 
Litsters,

This is about the time to break out the “bunny with a pancake on its head” meme, though 2007 will probably want it back.

Litster

Dear sunny fucklust Litster

I just like saying that.

Show me the bunny!

Slept through 2007 Litster
 
I'm going to say this with respect SA so you can take it howsoever you please.
How is someone who is obviously venting and expressing an opinion to be interpointed as chasing someone away?
I know zip about the OP and am clueless as to whoever was being referred to. But deal lister posts are a dime a dozen and usually are just someone venting.

How about the words "Get Lost", c'mon you got to be joking lol
 
Dear pathetic passive-aggressive hypocritical 8th graders,

I get so tired of this bullshit. Year after fucking year after decade, the same thing keeps happening and at least 4 of you have been here almost as long as I have and YOU KEEP DOING THIS!

Cliques? Lit has never had any cliques, I don't know of what you speak!

Just shut the fuck up already. If you're an asshole, BE an asshole. Stop pretending to be anything else. Fake nice is worse.

Oh and you know that whole circle of friends crap you do, where 5 women cyber and phone fuck the same 2-3 guys? Just like in real life, you will all end up contracting the same diseases. I've seen it happen so many times it isn't even funny anymore. You think that you invented this shit? It always ends the same.

When your marriage/career/reputation falls to pieces, remember that I told you so. Remember that you didn't have to behave badly and keep those secrets.

signed,

#1 Outcast.

Applause! 💋

Go lick a boot. You have no idea.

No. You get on your knees and lick mine. :devil:
 
Dear Litster,

You sound angry and a bit crazy.

Might want to tighten up your shot group.

Signed,

Counseling is a phone call away
 
Dear Cliquesters,

You sure post pretty, pretty pictures. You're very pretty, pretty people.

But I can see such insecurity in your eyes in every single one. It is so, so sad.

- #UglyTruth
 
Dear If I Don't Like Something It Has To Go Litster
I saw a picture of the universe. I didn't see anything rotating around you. Hate to burst your bubble. :rolleyes:
 
Dear Litster,

I'm not much of one for holidays. Maybe I got jaded from all those years that someone had to work and since I'd pissed off the wrong people...

Any road, I've never been a big fan of turkey. Pizza rolls are more my speed.

Not much of a voyeur. Not for a bunch of no-neck beefcakes chunking around a pigskin anyway.

But, it's supposed to be a day of Thanksgiving 'round these parts. So, what the hell? I'm thankful for the day you walked in.

Thanksgiving done. Now for some fun.

Sincerely,

Thankful

:rose::cool:
 
Dear Cliquesters,

You sure post pretty, pretty pictures. You're very pretty, pretty people.

But I can see such insecurity in your eyes in every single one. It is so, so sad.

- #UglyTruth

I didn't expect to see this, but I agree fully.
 
Dear always wondering why I didn't believe you litster,

You are the reason why so many women on here have a hard time believing the genuine guys. You've spent months trying to tell me how special I am. How different I am. How you've wanted me for years... blah blah blah. You got mad when I told you not to feed me that bullshit. I said I didn't believe you because I see you say the same things to others. You beg me to let you show me you've changed and tell me you'll do anything to prove it.
Then out of no where you send me a PM to say you love me...WTF?

I log in tonight to see a message regarding your amazingness and skilled... uh.. skills. Now. All I can do is laugh. Cause. That's why I doubted you. That's why I didn't believe I was different or special. 11 days ago you sent me a PM saying you loved me. 😂
All I can say is.. This is EXACTLY why I didn't trust you. Because this shit happens. And I even told you why I don't trust anyone any more. The guys that actually despise games, the ones who get judged for crap like this, just got knocked down another rung because you were willing to tell me, and others, that we were special, knowing we really weren't. Don't ever message me again.

Sincerely,

Shaking my head litster.
 
Dear Shake,

I do feel bad for the Good Guys. The guy you described is why the women of Lit are cynical. Hang in there, Good Guys.

Love,
BTDT, as we all have, it seems.
 
Dear Babygirl,
I'm constantly blown away by your heart. ❤ You're so full of love and concern, respect and friendship for your fellow Litsters. On top of that, you are beautiful - inside and out. I'm so thankful to know you and......you.

Lasagna
 
Dear Pendejo Litster,

You can't say "don't tell people how to post" then do that very thing. :rolleyes:

Stop following me around.

Sincerely,

bfg
 
Dear Shake,

I do feel bad for the Good Guys. The guy you described is why the women of Lit are cynical. Hang in there, Good Guys.

Love,
BTDT, as we all have, it seems.

Thank you, I am a victim of the actions of all those asshole guys. Glad you see it LMAO
 
Dear Most Moderate of All Litsters :heart:

I love you to the stars and beyond.

You make me smile every day.


Doing my best to stay away from and not create drama (though failing at times it seems) Litster :rose:
 
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