Dear Litster... (continued)

[Eisranac]

Dear obviously offended by me,

I got your message and that of your supporters. I had no idea that posting humor was not allowed here on Literotica. I did not realize that trying to cheer people up was forbidden here.

Now I know. Your wish has been granted. You no longer have to be concerned that I will post here again. I have better things to do anyway.

Pardon me for trying.

Signed,

Out for good.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Dear obviously offended by me,

I got your message and that of your supporters. I had no idea that posting humor was not allowed here on Literotica. I did not realize that trying to cheer people up was forbidden here.

Now I know. Your wish has been granted. You no longer have to be concerned that I will post here again. I have better things to do anyway.

Pardon me for trying.

Signed,

Out for good.

You didn't get the news, everything offends people in the PG and I mean everything

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear One,
I love you.
Sometimes that's all that needs said.
~ yours.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear obviously offended by me,

I got your message and that of your supporters. I had no idea that posting humor was not allowed here on Literotica. I did not realize that trying to cheer people up was forbidden here.

Now I know. Your wish has been granted. You no longer have to be concerned that I will post here again. I have better things to do anyway.

Pardon me for trying.

Signed,

Out for good.

Dear on the Outs,

I've no idea what the drama is, but cause my friend is kinda, smitten... dont be too far *out*, ok? Ok.

~ enjoys humor and friends

 

[KarenB59]

Dear obviously offended by me,

I got your message and that of your supporters. I had no idea that posting humor was not allowed here on Literotica. I did not realize that trying to cheer people up was forbidden here.

Now I know. Your wish has been granted. You no longer have to be concerned that I will post here again. I have better things to do anyway.

Pardon me for trying.

Signed,

Out for good.

Dear Out for Good
I sure hope not. What a few want doesn't reflect the wishes of everyone here.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Dear Out for Good
I sure hope not. What a few want doesn't reflect the wishes of everyone here.

I don't know him, but I hate when self-righteous people chase a person off. People think my stance on cliques is silly, but look the crowds do chase away people and they do much behind the scenes.

 

[KarenB59]

I don't know him, but I hate when self-righteous people chase a person off. People think my stance on cliques is silly, but look the crowds do chase away people and they do much behind the scenes.

Not silly at all

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Lot peeps,

Ignore the assholeand don't let them run you off. Then therein and fill validated. Stay, tell them to fyck off. I do it often. You all have seen me do it. They tend to crawl back in their caves and shut the fuck up. Bullies don't like when you stand up and call them on their shit. Even the Lit bullies. Keep it honest and speadthe love!

Signed,


Site Tumbleweed

 

[Sexybritches69]

Dear Lit Peeps,

I’m not here enough lately to know what’s going on, and it’s fucking annoying. We really need cheat sheets for those of us not in the know.

Cheers,
Accepting Enlightenment

Dear AE,

I’m here fairly often and I still don’t know.

Signed,

You can sit with me at lunch

 

[Misshotndeep]

You didnt miss anything. The clicks are still clicking and driving people off. Same shit diffrent day. It's a vicious cycle. Lol

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear AE,

I’m here fairly often and I still don’t know.

Signed,

You can sit with me at lunch

Can I join you guys too?...I know nothing these days

 

[Sexybritches69]

Can I join you guys too?...I know nothing these days

Of course! *scoots Wonder Woman lunchbox over*.

Dear Lunch buddy,

I’ve got vegemite sandwiches in my lunchbox, wanna trade?

I feel like there might be three different dramas rolling around but then again, who can tell!

Ooh is that a Twinkie in there? What are they anyway?

Sincerely,
Cultural Appropriation by Lunchbox

Dear Lunch bunch,

I’ve never had vegemite! I will raise you a cinnamon bagel with cream cheese, carrots and hummus and a granola bar.

Love,
Still Hungry

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Lunch buddy,

I’ve got vegemite sandwiches in my lunchbox, wanna trade?

I feel like there might be three different dramas rolling around but then again, who can tell!

Ooh is that a Twinkie in there? What are they anyway?

Sincerely,
Cultural Appropriation by Lunchbox

Rofl. Someone send over the play bill. I love a good drama. Pass the veggimite. I have ham and swiss.

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear Lunch buddy,

I’ve got vegemite sandwiches in my lunchbox, wanna trade?

I feel like there might be three different dramas rolling around but then again, who can tell!

Ooh is that a Twinkie in there? What are they anyway?

Sincerely,
Cultural Appropriation by Lunchbox

Dear Lunch Lady,

Didn't Men At Work sing about a vegemite sandwich? Must be sumth'n special.

It's always best to face the other way when drama rears it's ugly head.

Signed,

I'd eat your lunch.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Burry it deep. Rofl.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear clueless...
I’m in the dark too.
I made brownies and I have pb&js

~nerdforever

 

[Misshotndeep]

Which clicks? Which people? Can we have a discourse about this without a drama? Probably not it’s likely been tried before? I don’t understand what the issues are or the clicks are at all.

Oh, I tried years ago. It turned into an episode of the mean girls. Then the guys not wanting to lose their pussy joined in. Sigh. It was a waste. And among names does nothing. There was a list once upon a time. Then they just made last and came back to do the same shit. Like I said, a vicious cycle.

Stupid phone won't let me fix my typos.

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear lunch club,

Ham is my all time favourite sandwich. I’m so plain Jane with my sandwich preferences and actually eating one right meow.

Vegemite is quite yummy if done right but it’s best on toast. I’ll send supplies for Christmas (shit up Miles Long) and post an instructional thread if you like! That would be fun.

I don’t know about clicks and drama. I wish I did know because clueless, but I’m glad not to be part of it (at least I hope I’m not!)

Sincerely,
Anyone got a box of apple juice?

Dear Green Eggs and HAM looking for Apple Juice,

Unless vegemite has bacon in it, on it, or near it, I may not like it. It would be fun to have a thread though.

My ham is baked in Jim Beam bourbon, cherry preserves, and Coca-Cola. No plain ham for this ole country boy.

Signed,

Ain't No Need Fer Drama

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Green Eggs and HAM looking for Apple Juice,

Unless vegemite has bacon in it, on it, or near it, I may not like it. It would be fun to have a thread though.

My ham is baked in Jim Beam bourbon, cherry preserves, and Coca-Cola. No plain ham for this ole country boy.

Signed,

Ain't No Need Fer Drama

You say burbon ham?

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear clueless...
I’m in the dark too.
I made brownies and I have pb&js

~nerdforever

Dear Nerdy

Brownies!?! I love you, may I have some please?

Signed,

I'd Walk A Mile fer a Brownie.

 

[haha_on_me]

You say burbon ham?

Yes-um.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Yes-um.

That reminds me of bacon. Bacon makes everything better. World, hunger, Trumps wig, wars, ice cream...just add bacon.

 

[haha_on_me]

That reminds me of bacon. Bacon makes everything better. World, hunger, Trumps wig, wars, ice cream...just add bacon.

It's like pie, bacon fills the cracks in the soul.

 

[Misshotndeep]

It's like pie, bacon fills the cracks in the soul.

I thought that was music. But as before stated bacon can do anything so I will not discount that either. Lol

 

[barefootgirl69]

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