Dear Litster... (continued)

[AlwaysFara]

Dear New Guy Litsters,

Asking a million personal questions, and then getting flouncy when we (yes, we, we know you’re hitting us all up) don’t answer...
Fuck off.
You’re creepy.

Signed,
None of your fucking business

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Hershey's tshirt wearing Litster,

Holy moly that top looks great on you!!

Just saying, from one goddess to another, Litster

 

[numeniusa]

Dear Lister of the high temperature words,

I only just saw this now.

I'm still laughing! Thank you!

"Definitely not trying it, just in case" Litster

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Litster,

I almost messaged you late last night, but I stopped myself. The night terrors are back and I can’t sleep. You’re the only one who’s ever had a calming effect on me. My best friend, my rock. I invested so much to be kicked to the side like trash. I literally have no one to talk to. No one who knows or even understands the real me. My friends have all slowly faded away. That whole “I’m here for you if you need me” thing is honestly bullshit.

Having a solo pity party

Dear Solo-But-Not-Really,

I'm sorry, this is wrong. It would be kinder if people left us alone, if they are going to abandon us in the end. I hope that you know there is a place for you to vent.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Random Litster Men,

Please stop PMing me with your questions about penises, your masturbatory plans for the afternoon, etc. etc. ad nauseum.

If you want to respond to a post that i have made, please do it on-thread, not in my box. It's rude and it's creepy.

I'm getting tired of having to remove myself from conversations i didn't want to be having in the first place. Next time you'll likely get no response, and put on my ignore list.

This is Lit. Be as pervy as you like! But for crying in a bucket, have some fucking manners about it.

Signed,
One Warning Honey

 

[rlaflamme]

Dear Random Litster Men,

Please stop PMing me with your questions about penises, your masturbatory plans for the afternoon, etc. etc. ad nauseum.

If you want to respond to a post that i have made, please do it on-thread, not in my box. It's rude and it's creepy.

I'm getting tired of having to remove myself from conversations i didn't want to be having in the first place. Next time you'll likely get no response, and put on my ignore list.

This is Lit. Be as pervy as you like! But for crying in a bucket, have some fucking manners about it.

Signed,
One Warning Honey

Dear One Warning Honey,

I am saddened that that happens so often to you, and I am sure it happens to many of the ladies here.
Let's hope chivalry and class come back some day.

Signed,
Dreaming of a happy future.

 

[Mariachoo]

Dear Litster,

Even though I tease you about my impatience, I’m not THAT naughty! Take care of you, because you deserve self care and self love (haha, not THAT self love, the other kind). I’ll be here waiting, wearing your favorite outfit, and holding a whiskey

Signed,
Maria with the Single Malt
(It’s like Becky with the Good Hair)

 

[Eisranac]

Dear Lipster,

Keep it up and you will no longer have a lower lip.

Be careful.

Signed,

Liperotican

 

[rlaflamme]

Dear lister,

We were having a good conversation and you have disappeared. At least I thought we were.

Signed,
Alone

 

[BadAmy]

Dear hot lip service,
Stop giving me a reason to bite it.
Sincerely,
Don't stop.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dear Random Litster Men,

Please stop PMing me with your questions about penises, your masturbatory plans for the afternoon, etc. etc. ad nauseum.

If you want to respond to a post that i have made, please do it on-thread, not in my box. It's rude and it's creepy.

I'm getting tired of having to remove myself from conversations i didn't want to be having in the first place. Next time you'll likely get no response, and put on my ignore list.

This is Lit. Be as pervy as you like! But for crying in a bucket, have some fucking manners about it.

Signed,
One Warning Honey

Dear Wet Blanket -

Usually you women are encouraging us to open up, share and communicate our feelings better. If not you, who else are we gonna share with?


~ Rude AND Creepy

 

[lacandy]

Dear Wet Blanket -

Usually you women are encouraging us to open up, share and communicate our feelings better. If not you, who else are we gonna share with?


~ Rude AND Creepy

Dear Rude and Creepy (yeah right!)

You know where to find me

Signed
This does not apply to all of Lit

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear RAC,

We mean open your heart and share emotional feelings.

Not open your fly and start ... feeling.

I can see how it would be confusing.

SMH litster

 

[emsway]

Dear RAC,

You’ve made such huge strides in your ability to open up and share your, um, feelings. I would hate to see you roll back on that progress. Perhaps we should double up on your therapy sessions?

Signed,

Your concerned Emotional Wellness Therapist

 

[ydahecnot]

Litsters,

Alas, I don’t have much of an, um, opening salvo.

Litster (who is still traumatized by the brief “hairy bear” profile pic of RAC)

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Litster,

Go away. Please.

Sincerely, truly and deeply,
My-Skin-Crawls-When-I-See-Your-Name Litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Litster,

Go away. Please.

Sincerely, truly and deeply,
My-Skin-Crawls-When-I-See-Your-Name Litster

Litster,

Ouchies!

Litster

 

[Suz_anne]

Litster,

Ouchies!

Litster

Sunshiney Litster,

Not you, silly. This isn't a "the litster above you" thread, is it?

But if what I said was ouchies to the intended litster - I'm okay with that.


Can't Help That I'm Repulsed Litster

 

[The_Silver_Fox]

you are an enigma

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dear Sanctimonious Litster,
https://66.media.tumblr.com/4cf5a70607a1d6b34c746afda9a36365/tumblr_ojd5ntm9eB1qi3anpo1_400.jpg

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Creepy PM Litster,

Work on your one liners. They don’t stand alone.

Or better yet,
fuck off

 

[rlaflamme]

Dear Litster,

It has been fun talking, and I look forward to hearing from you.

Thank you for taking some time for me.

Signed,
Smiles

 

[rlaflamme]

Dear okay, you hate me,

I have never talked to you or seen you posting on the forums I visit, so I have no idea what brought on your tirade. You dislike me for things I posted but I still have no idea what you are talking about.

But your tirade of what horrible things I do was interesting to read, and no, you do not get a reply through the PM system.

I hope you had fun typing up the long list of insults, enjoy your day.

Signed,

Evidently a very bad person....

 

[Eisranac]

Dear sound expert,

You are correct, but you are completely missing the point.

Colorfully yours,

Roy G. Biv

 

[BadAmy]

Dear Roy.
You are my colorwheel, a fantastic array of incredible love and joy which completely illuminates my life.
I am better because of you. Happier because of you, and hopeful because of you.
I see the future, and it is bright.
Always, yours.
Fellow termite terrace resident.
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