Dear Litster... (continued)

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Litster

In your dreams

Litster

I really don't have a Dear Litster post...

But...

I saw you roaming around and wanted to give you a hug...

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

Buh...buh...

Litster

 

[Trekka]

Dear Solar Powered Litster,

You know, sunshine, properly beamed through a little light rain, creates a rainbow.

Gratefully,
Always Likes Your Style Litster

 

[BlackCashmere]

Litster,

Buh...buh...

Litster

And a big hug for you too...

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

Yes, a hug. Totally unbidden too

Litster

 

[DarkSimian]

If they were honest they wouldn’t even be here!!!

Meh. Lighten up. You do you and let everyone else do themselves.

Dear Wise Banana Eating Litster,

Isn't that kind of the point of Lit?

Asking for a friend Litster

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Dear Now I just stay away from the bs and speak up only when I feel it's needed Litster,

Thank you for always being there for me regardless, I appreciate you.



Signed,

Not looking forward to hurricane season Litster.

This will be our 3rd Natural Disaster together and I'll be there for this one too. King Kong won't get blown away lol. I appreciate you as well, I am glad we're close.

 

[TongueLust]

This will be our 3rd Natural Disaster together and I'll be there for this one too. King Kong won't get blown away lol. I appreciate you as well, I am glad we're close.

Dear King Kong Litster,

I hate them. *Sigh*

Blame the Gypsy.


Signed,

Need to stock up on water Litster.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Eager to be thanked,

Dedicated to you, and only you. My dearest Sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ32gSLNHfA

Yours sincerely,

knickerless for you

 

[numeniusa]

Litster,

Buh...buh...

Litster

Owner Litster,

Quick, I'll let you in the back door...*

"Sucker for sunny" Litster

* not a euphemism. Although, now I think on it....

 

[OldUncleJack]

Dear litster

Fond memories!

Open door litster

EDIT

despite the accusation, this post has nothing whatsoever to do the the poster above me...its not that kind of thread!

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Lady Litsters,

Upon further reflection, I feel like I may have crossed several lines, which was never my intention. I use humor as a defense mechanism, and to get people to like me. But I am an acquired taste. So I will refrain from including you in my jokes. I'm sorry for any inconvenience.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my attic.

Litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Owner Litster,

Quick, I'll let you in the back door...*

"Sucker for sunny" Litster

* not a euphemism. Although, now I think on it....

Litster,

That is so a euphemism.

Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litsters,
Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot


Seriously,

Me

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Lady Litsters,

Upon further reflection, I feel like I may have crossed several lines, which was never my intention. I use humor as a defense mechanism, and to get people to like me. But I am an acquired taste. So I will refrain from including you in my jokes. I'm sorry for any inconvenience.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my attic.

Litster

Dear get your ass outta there!!

We got cleaning to do!!

You've never crossed a line with me, so count me outta that worry.

Loving my silly friend Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Lady Litsters,

Upon further reflection, I feel like I may have crossed several lines, which was never my intention. I use humor as a defense mechanism, and to get people to like me. But I am an acquired taste. So I will refrain from including you in my jokes. I'm sorry for any inconvenience.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my attic.

Litster

Dear Teasing and Taunting Litster,

Um, hell no. Nobody sends beastie to the attic.

If people get upset with something you said and you apologize, there's no reason to go away... and they need to quit being such a stick on the mud.

Now, about that thing you promised me.

Signed,
Your silly barefoot friend

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Dear 999,

Thank you for the voicemail. It meant the world.

Bubbles.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Litster afraid of my Sap,

I know you are not good with emotions and the sappy shit, and I try to limit it. But only with you. But since you hang up before I can really lay it on. I really am proud of you. You have worked hard and I know you don't feel that you deserve to be where you are at. But you do! You are smart as fuck. Maybe now that you are hearing it from your Co-Workers and not just me, you will start to feel it a little bit.

Deal with it. I love you no matter what!!!
Best friend Litster.

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Wise Banana Eating Litster,

Isn't that kind of the point of Lit?

Asking for a friend Litster

I don’t know. I don’t know what the point is, or if there is one. It’s the only way I know.
Come out of the attic.

 

[DarkSimian]

I don’t know. I don’t know what the point is, or if there is one. It’s the only way I know.
Come out of the attic.

Now THAT sounds like a euphemism.

Ceiling Dwelling Litster

 

[Farawyn]

Now THAT sounds like a euphemism.

Ceiling Dwelling Litster

I have leftover bagels...

 

[DarkSimian]

I have leftover bagels...

Cream cheese?

Human Garbage Disposal Litster

 

[Farawyn]

Cream cheese?

Human Garbage Disposal Litster

Scallion cream cheese. It’s delish.

From,
Only eats NY bagels and pizza

 

[barefootgirl69]

Scallion cream cheese. It’s delish.

From,
Only eats NY bagels and pizza

Dear bagel and pizza litster,

NY pizza is the best... I know this because I had some at the NY Pizza place at the beach in San Diego once.

As for bagels, I only eat Thomas' ... not much choice around here, but I do accept care packages.

Sincerely,
2 cents worth Litster

 

[Farawyn]

Dear bagel and pizza litster,

NY pizza is the best... I know this because I had some at the NY Pizza place at the beach in San Diego once.

As for bagels, I only eat Thomas' ... not much choice around here, but I do accept care packages.

Sincerely,
2 cents worth Litster

2 cents,

It’s in the WAWTER!

Love,
I don’t have an accent, YOU do.