Dear Litster... (continued)

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Beautiful Litster,

I know you're hurting and I wish I could take away some of your pain. You were the first girl to befriend me on Lit and now I couldn't imagine my life without you in it. We've laughed together, cried together, shared secrets and embarrassing stories. You make my world a brighter, happier place. I think you're pretty great, and I know I'm not the only one.

Anyone who let's you go didn't deserve you to begin with. You are worth it, pretty girl. Nothing gold can stay.

Xoxo,
BFF Litster

What a cheering section!!!

Dear you,

You just want to see me shake my pompoms.

Meet me out behind the bleachers after the game, 'kay?

Signed,
Cheeky cheeks

 

[interestedtoknow]

Ms cheeks,

Is the show open to others?

Signed,

Looking for the box office

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ms cheeks,

Is the show open to others?

Signed,

Looking for the box office

Dear box office seeker,

Are you looking for season tickets?
Cos those are premium, but come with snacks.

Signed,
Getting in deeper than I imagined

 

[The_gladiator]

Dear box office seeker,

Are you looking for season tickets?
Cos those are premium, but come with snacks.

Signed,
Getting in deeper than I imagined

Dear likes it in deep litster
You have my interest peaked now too

Butts in a lot litster

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

Damn, Man! Here's hoping you get to the next 40% quickly.

Best wishes.

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

Best wishes. I know it’s a bitch.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

I remember the last time, wishing you a speedy recovery.

 

[Trekka]

Dear IHateCranberries,

I'm so sorry you're going through this! Big hugs. Hang in there. I wanna say "this too shall pass" but it seems in poor taste.

Be well

Thinkin boutcha,
Grateful for the update Litster

 

[Sexybritches69]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

Wishing you a speedy recovery!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

The most important thing is you are on your road to recovery. I recall the last time this happened so you take care.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

Speedy recovery to you. I hope you are getting a bit spoiled by the fam while you get better.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear non-investor in OceanSpray,

You're current situation concerns me and I pray for a recovery posthaste!

Hopefully they weren't the hereditary type and all the usual diet and lifestyle changes can prevent future reoccurrences.

Or look into some chanca piedra , which has some anecdotal success. I would imagine, though, with your reduced kidney function, your doctor would (understandably) frown on any deviation from your recommended treatment plan.

If you need anything, do not hesitate to reach out.

Signed,
Usually full of piss and vinegar, so never had to deal with the stones

 

[parker77]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

Dear Mr. Cranberry,

Hang tough and see ya around. We need your brand of humor here.

Sincerely,

It’s slways something ain’t it?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

Wishing you a speedy recovery. Glad to see your sarcastic ass is still alive and snarking.

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear "stoned" clown litster,

Wishes for a speedy recovery, and the good drugs until you're recovered. Never went through it myself, but understand it's one of the most painful things imaginable. Feel better soon.

Signed,

Standing on a long line of lady Litsters, all wanting to kiss it better...

 

[justasimplegirl]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

Dearest IHC,

I hate to hear that you've been in such pain, but I'm glad you're on the mend!! Hang in there, sweetness.

Missing your special brand of humor,
jsg

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Dear Between a rock and a hard place,

Just now saw that you have been having troubles. Glad to see your function levels increasing and wish you a speedy recovery!

Signed,
Always late to the well wishing party.

 

[Starlightangel]

Dear Litster,

Well that wave of rage came out of the blue!

Congratulations. You’ve crushed me. Destroyed me. Despite your being convinced that I should have seen the silent, non-visible clues, I really didn’t see it coming.

Signed,
Defeated Bitch

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear IHC Litster,

Show your kidneys who’s boss and get well soon!

Signed,
Sending good wishes Litster






Dear Defeated Bitch Litster,

Don’t let the bastards get you down. When you’re up to your neck in shit you have to hold your head high.

Signed, don’t know you but butting in anyway Litster

 

[rainbowdash30]

Dear people who don't read profiles,

You all suck.

Love,
Raine.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Inquiring Litsters,

Instead of messaging all of you back individually, I figured I would give a quick update here. I do take breaks for various reasons from this place, however this time was not planned. My left kidney shut down on me again. My urologist found 9 kidney stones clogging me up and my kidney decided to say fuck you.

A week in the hospital and 4 lithotripsys’ later, I’m back to 60% kidney function. This is the second time as some of you know that my kidney(s) have been clogged with stones. This one luckily was only on the left side, Unlike the last time a few years ago.

I’m home, I’m sore, but glad I’m getting healthier by the day. Thanks for checking up on me. My apologies for not returning messages sooner. I will as I have the energy.

Signed,

Doesn’t matter how much cranberry juice I have in my fridge.

Dear Sensei,
Hoping you have a speedy recovery, and get back to full functionality soon. I know this is a bitch, but things will get better.

Awaiting your return, so I can learn more life lessons from the Master.

Grasshopper Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Can't Be All Bad Litster,

I have a request!

How do you feel about 'He's A Tramp'?

Because it's fun and flirty, just like you.

Signed,
Thinks You've Got What It Takes Litster

 

[BadAmy]

Dear sweet as honey Litster....
Sometimes I need to be led... Show me?

Signed,
Dirty Mouthy redhead.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear sweet as honey Litster....
Sometimes I need to be led... Show me?

Signed,
Dirty Mouthy redhead.

Dear Sexy Sassy Redhead,

Does this help?
https://youtu.be/IwR4JewmdWU

Signed,
Show And Tell Litster