Dear Litster... (continued)

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Dear Spammer,

I, for one, am tired of playing whack-a-mole. Please go away and don't darken the Lit doors again.

Sincerely,

A very dissatisfied customer.
 
Dear Crushy Feels,

You're kind of a pain in the ass, but I sort of miss you, too.

Without you, I feel perfectly uninspired.

Perhaps just one feel would be okay.

Signed,
Space For Rent
 
dear has no pants litster
you never fail to make me laugh, I literally think you salvaged my day with just a couple silly posts.
Thank you for being you,
Muahahaha I has the pants Litster
 
Dear Overactive Litster,

You roll out a list that no one else sees. I wish you could see what we all see in the mirror and know how special and beautiful you are just as you are. It can be appreciated even from afar.

Signed,

Once that was.
 
Dear Stalker,

I know you'd appreciate this post that is specifically for you. I admit that your last pm made me smile. I liked it. I like how twisted you are. I liked it almost as much as your night in the hotel room with the curtains open.

I'd love to give you the experience you described. Kinky fucker. :kiss:

Sincerely,

The one you corrupted. :D
 
Dear Don't Think I Don't See You Adorable Litsters,

Well, you certainly took the long way around, but I'm glad you finally got there.

:heart::heart:

Signed,
Honey
 
Dear searching the stars Litster

That one moment was all it took. Hope you come back to stay soon. I miss you. :kiss:

Sincerely,

Not snatched up Litster. :cattail:
 
Dear Miss Litster,

Thanks for the new fantasies and the wet panties.
Sorry about the Lisa thing. 😂

:kiss:
little girl
 
dear litster
you spelled author wrong in your signature, unless your pen name is Arthur...?
Trying to be helpful litster

Dear helpful Litster,


Omg I'm mortified that I never caught that!!!
Thank you!

Sincerely,
Forever in your debt!
 
Dear helpful Litster,


Omg I'm mortified that I never caught that!!!
Thank you!

Sincerely,
Forever in your debt!
dear indebted litster
don't worry, I don't charge much. I think I probably can be bought with a hug
signed,
I'm probably too easy litster
 
dear indebted litster
don't worry, I don't charge much. I think I probably can be bought with a hug
signed,
I'm probably too easy litster

Dear Smarter than me Litster,

I'll pay you two hugs and one kiss on the cheek.

Sincerely, you sell yourself too short.
 
Dear Smarter than me Litster,

I'll pay you two hugs and one kiss on the cheek.

Sincerely, you sell yourself too short.
Dear giving litster

sometimes there are advantages to having my computer read things aloud to me, not many but I catch random things the eyes miss.
mmmmmm adores hugs and is now happy litster
 
Bourbon is better

:D (hope this is as funny as I think)

Signed,

Better not having you
 
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Dear Beautiful Litster,

I know you're hurting and I wish I could take away some of your pain. You were the first girl to befriend me on Lit and now I couldn't imagine my life without you in it. We've laughed together, cried together, shared secrets and embarrassing stories. You make my world a brighter, happier place. I think you're pretty great, and I know I'm not the only one.

Anyone who let's you go didn't deserve you to begin with. You are worth it, pretty girl. Nothing gold can stay.

Xoxo,
BFF Litster

I agree with that completely....
 
Dear Beautiful Litster,

I know you're hurting and I wish I could take away some of your pain. You were the first girl to befriend me on Lit and now I couldn't imagine my life without you in it. We've laughed together, cried together, shared secrets and embarrassing stories. You make my world a brighter, happier place. I think you're pretty great, and I know I'm not the only one.

Anyone who let's you go didn't deserve you to begin with. You are worth it, pretty girl. Nothing gold can stay.

Xoxo,
BFF Litster

Well said, Indie
 
Dear Beautiful Litster,

I know you're hurting and I wish I could take away some of your pain. You were the first girl to befriend me on Lit and now I couldn't imagine my life without you in it. We've laughed together, cried together, shared secrets and embarrassing stories. You make my world a brighter, happier place. I think you're pretty great, and I know I'm not the only one.

Anyone who let's you go didn't deserve you to begin with. You are worth it, pretty girl. Nothing gold can stay.

Xoxo,
BFF Litster

I agree with that completely....

Well said, Indie

What a cheering section!!! :rose:
 
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