Dear Litster... (continued)

[Girly_girl]

Dear all Litsters,

I wonder how many times something like this has been, or could have been written here. Just today there is this, and two different people who PMed me with an essentially similar sentiment.

I know for myself, I've been hurt too at times.

I wonder...can't we do better?

I have probably caused some of my own hurt, we all make mistakes.

Signed,
Working on the Golden Rule
(no, that's a reference to Honey's post above... )

Dear FOFara and GoldenRule Litster

Must be something in the air as of lately... Sucks

Putting walls back up Litster

 

[lillianaZ]

Dear Listers,

I thought you were my friends.
I’m sorry that I loved you. I wasted my heart on you.

Fuck off,
Fara

Dear FOFara,
I think you are a thoughtful and down to earth person. I appreciate what you bring to Lit.
I'm sorry you ran into a few jackasses.

signed,
Occasionally useful

 

[Trekka]

Dear Never Lets You Top Me Litster,

How do you feel about watching me pee?

What if I was sat on the toilet, naked and barefoot and shivering a little from the cold tile floor, would you bring me a rug and place it under my feet? What if I was shy and embarrassed from being unclothed in front of you, would you caress my arms and tell me I'm pretty? What if I was too self-conscious to let go, would you put your hands on my knees, spread my thighs wide, run your hands over my skin and blow warm air across my pussy?

Would you finger my fluffy curls and gently open my lips, telling me in a low voice how much the sight of me turns you on? Would you tenderly stroke my clit with one finger, encouaging me to let go and let it flow? 'C'mon little girl, don't be shy. Do you want to show me what you've got for me?'

Yes. You know I do. I want to. Terrified and so aroused, I want you to see it all.

My face flushing deep pink, sweat breaking out on my brow and upper lip, my heart pounding and my breath coming fast. Shit! Suddenly i want to run away. I can't do this, I don't want to do this, I don't want you to see me like this. Shit shit shit.

Will you let go and let me run like a frightened bird? Or will you lean in closer, the solid form of your body between my legs blocking my escape. Will you take my head in your hands, kiss my forehead, look me in the eyes and say, 'Little girl, I want you to pee. We're not going anywhere until you do.'

This. This is what it would be like to top me. This is what I would want.

Signed,
Typically More Than They Bargain For Litster

Dear Good Bargain Litster,

This is hot as fuck.

Never settle for less.

Sincerely
Thinks This Is Priceless Litster

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Dear Sometimes Self-Conscious Litster,

Even when your voice trembles, you are magnificient. Even in that moment when you feel at your worst, know there is someone out there admiring your strength and excited to hear from you.

Every moment is one to show your colors, but never feel you have to. Continue to be you.

Signed,

Always a Fan Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Good Bargain Litster,

This is hot as fuck.

Never settle for less.

Sincerely
Thinks This Is Priceless Litster

Dear Priceless,

I like to write. Thank you.

Signed,
Sometimes Shy Kitten

 

[Farawyn]

Dear FOFara,
I think you are a thoughtful and down to earth person. I appreciate what you bring to Lit.
I'm sorry you ran into a few jackasses.

signed,
Occasionally useful

Occasional,

Just 2.
And one muddled up the guts to apologize.

This place is a hole, lately. Fake deaths. Backstabbing. Alts.
I actually have real life friends. I suspect the ones that fall into the categories I mentioned do not.
This is not how you act.
Sad, that the good people here often make me forget I’m on a porn site on the net.
But we can’t seem to shake the assholes, can we?

Signed,
Whatever, it’s your conscience.

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear Litster

There was always something about your supercilious self which made my skin crawl. That hasn't changed.
You don't get to call the shots, motherfucker

Why am I surprised Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,

Weeks ago you told me we'd get through these days together. You didn't fail me. Thank you for being so sweet and caring, and for making me feel so special.

I like you.

Your Princess

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Dear Litster,

Trust is in short supply nowadays.

Even shorter after this.

Stay away.

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Litster,
I thought you were a stand up kind of guy. I hate being wrong.

 

[Mindfondler]

Dear Litster (or non-Litster),

The great thing about passive aggression is that I can return it to sender and you'll never know whether it was really about you or someone else. It's not brave or classy, is it?
.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litster (or non-Litster),

The great thing about passive aggression is that I can return it to sender and you'll never know whether it was really about you or someone else. It's not brave or classy, is it?
.

Dear undecided Litster,

I believe that, like almost everything, passive aggression has it's purposes when used at the right time, and in the right place. It's not always about bravery, or being classy. Imo, as long as it doesn't make you feel worse afterwards, or slowly drip-feeds a growing bitterness within, then it may serve it's purpose.

Yours, classless gob-almighty.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Dear Hack N' Slash Litster:

It has just come to my attention that you want to get me legless. Well, I happen to very much like those where they are, very much attached to the rest of me. I kind of need them, you see.

However, if you are open to suggestions, I can think of a few places where my legs might like to go. I hope you don't mind, though, as it can get a little crowded. Where my legs go, my hands tend to follow along.

Best regards,
Tea For Me Litster

 

[Farawyn]

Dear undecided Litster,

I believe that, like almost everything, passive aggression has it's purposes when used at the right time, and in the right place. It's not always about bravery, or being classy. Imo, as long as it doesn't make you feel worse afterwards, or slowly drip-feeds a growing bitterness within, then it may serve it's purpose.

Yours, classless gob-almighty.

Dear gob,

Lotta chiding going on by the men folk, lately.

Laughing,
What’s a gob?

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Hack N' Slash Litster:

It has just come to my attention that you want to get me legless. Well, I happen to very much like those where they are, very much attached to the rest of me. I kind of need them, you see.

However, if you are open to suggestions, I can think of a few places where my legs might like to go. I hope you don't mind, though, as it can get a little crowded. Where my legs go, my hands tend to follow along.

Best regards,
Tea For Me Litster

Dear Tea Litster,

I didn't mean in a Boxing Helena kind of way

And bloody hell, just how crowded???!! Don't worry, if we drink enough to not be able to walk straight (legless) then I reckon you'll not be the only one whose hands are trying to go where legs normally go. We just need to watch out for the hands and legs that we didn't expect to find...

Signed, Tequila!

Dear gob,

Lotta chiding going on by the men folk, lately.

Laughing,
What’s a gob?

Dear Laughing,

Those bloody men, huh? Though, I do like a bit of chiding. It's like a little flag for me, to know who might be a decent challenge on being able to boob-flash and see if they can remember what they were about to say.

Ah! Gob is slang for mouth.

Signed, the flipping English one

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Self Litster,

STOP DOING THAT.

Signed,
Exasperated Litster

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Dear Litsters,

Hi. Happy New Year.

Signed,

The Most Boring, UnInteresting Litster to Ever Haunt These Boards

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ah! Gob is slang for mouth.

Signed, the flipping English one

Ahaa . . . . like the Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper. That makes perfect sense

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Dear Litsters,

Hi. Happy New Year.

Signed,

The Most Boring, UnInteresting Litster to Ever Haunt These Boards

Dear Most Boring,

You haven't met me. I've just got ridiculously excited over a bacon sandwich.

Signed,
I Live An Uneventful Life Litster

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Beachbaby Litster...

What a wonderful and most beautiful hearted soul you are...

I finally picked up my packages here yesterday...and what did I see?...

The most sweet and thoughtful gift from you...I was so deeply touched...not just by your immense generosity... but also the fact that you took the time to send something specific to me and my heart...You had tears rolling down my cheeks...it was perfect and deeply deeply touching...

Ive never seen anything like it...so fricking awesome...and something I will cherish daily...and the other thing I will be wearing lots with the beautiful message...

It came at the best time...Im so in awe...

Im beyond grateful to have to as my close dear friend...you are beautiful and kind...loving and supportive...and always there...

I love you very much with all my heart...

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Most Boring,

You haven't met me. I've just got ridiculously excited over a bacon sandwich.

Signed,
I Live An Uneventful Life Litster

WHAT? THERE'S BACON??????

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/18203133/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=4.png/bacon-dog-tease_design.png

 

[iLackBrainCells]

WHAT? THERE'S BACON??????

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/18203133/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=4.png/bacon-dog-tease_design.png

I know, I was the same! I tore at the packaging like a caveman at a Mastodon.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Layover Litster,

In case you didn't believe me, I really am happy that you had your layover here. I really am happy that I got a chance to meet you and talk with you, and I always said I give great hugs!! I am only sorry that that one night, Everyone in Seattle also needed to go to the airport, so it took forever to get back to the airport. You are as much of a pain in the ass in person as you are on here, and I wouldn't change a thing, So thank you, thank you, thank you.

Sincerely,

Always willing to be your taxi driver during layovers Litster!!!

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Layover Litster,

In case you didn't believe me, I really am happy that you had your layover here. I really am happy that I got a chance to meet you and talk with you, and I always said I give great hugs!! I am only sorry that that one night, Everyone in Seattle also needed to go to the airport, so it took forever to get back to the airport. You are as much of a pain in the ass in person as you are on here, and I wouldn't change a thing, So thank you, thank you, thank you.

Sincerely,

Always willing to be your taxi driver during layovers Litster!!!

Lay,

Sassy, did I ever tell you what a great ass you have? I did??!
Okay.

Love,
TextOnly

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear lawyerly Litster,

Thank you - every day. Even when I'm in a shitty mood it makes me smile.

Sincerely,

Wishing to be lawyerless Litster