Dear Litster... (continued)

[Endless_Night]

Dear Daily Litster,

My heart bleeds.

Hair-Stroking Litster

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Dear Litsters,

Happy Friday!

Bye now!

 

[badjanus]

Dear Hurt and bruised,

I've got your back (and the front too) if you'll let me.

Me

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Estimada Amiga:
Escribo para inquirir sobre el estado de mi cordura.

Si la encuentras antes de yo, por favor... llámame inmediatamente.

Quedo a la espera de su respuesta,

Esquivando Los lobos...

 

[Trekka]

dear Janeyl,

Wassup?!? Hope England is treating you well.

Knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers and swamp cunts are going to continue to do whatever it is that they do around here, regardless of anything anyone says, posts. Etc..


A good portion of the Lit community makes a great argument for things like The Purge... just sayin'...

We had an Asshat thread at one time, but I think it simply drew more attention from the aforementioned lobotomy rejects, and failed miserably to dissuade the behavior for which they were called out..

That said, there are some good eggs around here. A few have unfortunately *cracked* up a bit from wear* and tear.
https://t00.deviantart.net/foYouHjkPKETv0WMhbk-ZPLRrcE=/fit-in/700x350/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre00/5fe1/th/pre/f/2014/282/9/a/cracked_egg_with_lips_s_by_adnrey-d8256fq.jpg

Signed,
I'd rather be in a frittata anyway..

Dear Eggs-cellent Litster,

Adding "knuckle dragging mouth breather" to the household vernacular.

Best,
Laughing Linguist Litster

 

[Trekka]

Also swamp cunts.

 

[TongueLust]

That said, there are some good eggs around here. A few have unfortunately *cracked* up a bit from wear* and tear.


Signed,
I'd rather be in a frittata anyway..

Dear Frittata,

Yup, I'm a little cracked up.


Signed,

Loca Love.

 

[frankswife]

Dear Lurking Litster,

I see you! Come see me

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Eggs-cellent Litster,

Adding "knuckle dragging mouth breather" to the household vernacular.

Best,
Laughing Linguist Litster

Also swamp cunts.

Dear LL,

Ever so obliged to amend your vocabulary,

Thoughtfully,
My bite and my bark run neck-n-neck

Dear Frittata,
[
Yup, I'm a little cracked up.


Signed,

Loca Love.

Muah

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear You'll Never Know Litster,

That was not very sporting, if you ask me.

And not at all what I had in mind.

I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel, and you get nothing.

Signed,
Not Losing Any Sleep Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear More Than You Know Litster,

You keep saying you don't know, but you've been killing it for lo, these many months.

Mmmm, baby yeah... just like that... right there right there right there... oh god - FUCK!

Keep up the good work, Daddy.

Signed,
Wouldn't Change A Thing Litster

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litster,

That hurt. And I'm pissed off with myself that you managed to do that.

And people wonder why I try to keep everyone at a distance, and prefer to just keep it light and fun. Oh yes, of course, 'you're different'. Except you're not.

Signed,

Searching for chill.

 

[badjanus]

Dear Litser that is searching for chili.

Here you go....I got ya!
http://blog.just-eat.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/spicy-food-cool1.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Litster,

I still have a crush on you. Thank you for describing your snow in wonderful detail. I adore you still ....

Litster,

‘Tis not me, but welcome back to the snow globe. Bikini season isn’t far away.

Litster

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Dear Litsters,

Good morning and Happy Friday!

Ciao!

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litser that is searching for chili.

Here you go....I got ya!
http://blog.just-eat.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/spicy-food-cool1.jpg

Dear weirdo,

It's this kind of shit why you needed a good editor. Ooooh, BURN!

Hope you get a bite soon.

Signed, Hot to trot.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear weirdo,

It's this kind of shit why you needed a good editor. Ooooh, BURN!

Hope you get a bite soon.

Signed, Hot to trot.

Dear Hottie.
Take the peppers. We'll make salsa.

Signed, Helpful like that.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Searching for chili,


Someone is just not on the same sheet of music with you, clearly. And that's too bad, ....for them. Be yourself, be amazing, just like you are. Look to the horizon of the new day and new adventures. There is only one direction to go and thats onwards. Smile with your fellow travellers you meet along the way, even if its only for a little while. And yes, definitely have more chilis. (How that fits in here idk, your word, not mine, I brought you some)

You'll be ok, I promise.



Signed
Chili connoisseur



https://www.worldatlas.com/r/w728-h425-c728x425/upload/43/0e/79/shutterstock-223001230.jpg

 

[OldUncleJack]

Dear Kittenister,

OMFG.....

daddy

 

[angelofthenorth]

Dear Kittenister,

OMFG.....

daddy

Dear Daddy

You're welcome

Kittenister

 

[Pantyboy74]

Dear Kittenister,

OMFG.....

daddy

Dear Daddy

You're welcome

Kittenister

Dear kittenister and daddy.

Awwww.

Bro

 

[OldUncleJack]

Dear kittenister and daddy.

Awwww.

Bro

dear Bro....

 

[lacandy]

Dear Searching for chili,


Someone is just not on the same sheet of music with you, clearly. And that's too bad, ....for them. Be yourself, be amazing, just like you are. Look to the horizon of the new day and new adventures. There is only one direction to go and thats onwards. Smile with your fellow travellers you meet along the way, even if its only for a little while. And yes, definitely have more chilis. (How that fits in here idk, your word, not mine, I brought you some)

You'll be ok, I promise.



Signed
Chili connoisseur



https://www.worldatlas.com/r/w728-h425-c728x425/upload/43/0e/79/shutterstock-223001230.jpg

Dr. Hot (Pepper) Man,

This is amazing advice! I think we all needed to read that because it applies to all of us.

I need to take up needle point. Anyone have a big ass pillow I can embroider this on?

Seriously, I may print these words and carry them with me so in those moments when I am kicking myself for a Lit-decision, I can read them and know that it's alright.

Signed,
A girl who thinks with her heart too much

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Dear You Know Who You Are Litsters...

Thank you.

Signed,
Grateful.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Dear Listers,

Thank you for being there for me, making me smile and laugh.

Dear Friend,

I accept your apology.