Dear Litster... (continued)

[Tallulah82]

Dear hearty friend,

Your friendship means more to me than I think you realise, despite you being a twisted fucker I won't get too mushy because then you'll think I've turned soft, and I know that you don't want that. So, all I'll say is good luck to you tomorrow, I look forward to hearing your voice again and knowing that everything is ok. And if it's not, then you'd better come back and give me that Entity shagging I fantasise about. You don't get off the hook that easily.

You'll be in my thoughts, both wanking and non-wanking, tomorrow.

Yours, the Northern One.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers and swamp cunts

Dear frittata- esque Litster,

I've been thinking to change my name here. You gave me some great suggestions.

less then hunnert percent Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear frittata- esque Litster,

I've been thinking to change my name here. You gave me some great suggestions.

less then hunnert percent Litster

Dear <100,
I dunno..
Maybe "Ape-Hanger-Rehabber"?
"Steel horse Rodeo Clown"?

I'm running out of possibilities..

Signed,

I have a fucking headache and thinking hurts my brain...

 

[lacandy]

Dear Slow Southern Litster -

I know that you are leaving soon. Please take care of yourself and be safe.

You know where to find me...

Signed,

Not a Stalker Litster

 

[Kat73]

Dear Litster,

Holding your hand through everything . I am always here for you and love you more each day.

Your Kat

 

[ADesirousKitten]

Dear Many Familiarly Named Litsters -

I've missed so many of you. Nice to poke my head back in.

~A Formerly Playful Little Litster

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Many Familiarly Named Litsters -

I've missed so many of you. Nice to poke my head back in.

~A Formerly Playful Little Litster

Dear The Litster Formerly Known as a Playful Little One,

Great to see you again!

The Captain!

 

[lacandy]

Dear neighborly Litster,

I hope everything went okay and all is well with the one you love.

Signed,

Candy-girl

 

[HBergeron]

Dear lovely Litster friend,

Just know that I will always be your friend. I understand that we all get busy with other people, but as the majority of my recent emails have either gone unanswered or replied to with a polite, yet dispassionate reply, I will relegate our interplay to those occasions where we do end up on a thread together. I will never fail to give you a very friendly 'hello' when the opportunity presents itself.

Take good care.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear Litster #1 you really hurt me today. I'm impressed. Didn't know I cared so much. You pushed buttons you don't know I have because you DONT know me. Not yet. Yes, I've been 100% open and honest and way more forthcoming than I should have been, because that's me. That does not mean you know me, or *get* how I work. Welcome to why Sir is Sir, because he has known me day in and day out for fully 15 years. He knows **exactly** how I tick. What you just pulled threatens work he has done to get me to view myself as worthwhile. What you didn't know is this: I used to habitually apologize for "taking his time" because I'd come to believe I wasn't WORTH time. It took *years* for me to quit doing it. To accept that I am worth time and effort. So yeah, you hurt me. Yeah, you pushed buttons not intentionally, but you did. It's my fault for giving you a place you didn't earn. He has earned it. Time and time and time again. Once again I have to learn that I shouldn't give a flying flip about anyone's opinion but his.

*curls up under his chair wrapped around his leg and doesn't move for a week.

~Angel

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Litster #1 you really hurt me today.

*curls up under his chair wrapped around his leg and doesn't move for a week.

~Angel

Dear Hurt.. .
*hugs you and gives you a cupcakes*
You deserve better than whatever nonsense just happened.
Remember that.
*more hugs*
~If you need a friend Litster

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Dear Litster,

I miss you.

Me.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the kind email. It was honestly not expected but appreciated.

Sincerely,

Book

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear <100,
I dunno..
Maybe "Ape-Hanger-Rehabber"?
"Steel horse Rodeo Clown"?

I'm running out of possibilities..

Signed,

I have a fucking headache and thinking hurts my brain...

Dear "Not tonite dear I got a headache" Litster,

If we are going in that direction I could also go with "roadrash".

Holding a bottle of aspirin Litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the kind email. It was honestly not expected but appreciated.

Sincerely,

Book

Litster,

Helll-o!

Litster

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dear Many Familiarly Named Litsters -

I've missed so many of you. Nice to poke my head back in.

~A Formerly Playful Little Litster

Dear FPLL

Really? Wow!

Now poke your left leg in and shake it all about.

Nice to see you

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

Would our guesses match?

Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Flirtin' With My Man Litster,

Thanks for getting him all worked up, we had a great time after you were gone!

Signed,
Better Than UPS Litster

 

[shadow_anon2u]

*curls up under his chair wrapped around his leg and doesn't move for a week.

~Angel

Dear Angel Litster,

Fuck them. There are way more assholes here that are nice & "such good people" in public, but get them in private & their true colors show. Sometimes our buttons that we think are hidden well are right out there for pieces of shit to poke at. It happens, but you have to make the choice to stick around & use that wonderful ignore feature!! There are a lot of the true, good people around here, I promise.

*hands you a shot for after Tink's cupcake. annd maybe a few more *

Don't forget to come out from under His chair.... you're gonna have to pee at some point.

Signed,

Been There, Got A T-shirt Litster

 

[lanceGibs]

Dear Litster
You get me wrong but your interests will be taken care off , always.

 

[SAFblonde]

Dear Flirtin' With My Man Litster,

Thanks for getting him all worked up, we had a great time after you were gone!

Signed,
Better Than UPS Litster

Dear Better Than UPS Litster,

I’m glad you brought this up. I don’t know which Litsters are couples so talking to “someone else's Man” is a possibility. Is there an index or something?

Signed,
Not Trying To Rock Any Boats Litster

 

[lanceGibs]

Dear Better Than UPS Litster,

I’m glad you brought this up. I don’t know which Litsters are couples so talking to “someone else's Man” is a possibility. Is there an index or something?

Signed,
Not Trying To Rock Any Boats Litster

Dear Litster
All is fair in love and war Litster

 

[LucianaGrace]

Dear Better Than UPS Litster,

I’m glad you brought this up. I don’t know which Litsters are couples so talking to “someone else's Man” is a possibility. Is there an index or something?

Signed,
Not Trying To Rock Any Boats Litster

Dear NTTRAB Litster,

Thank you, I was thinking of the exact same thing.
*applauds*

Or...now hear me out...would it be such a stretch for “someone else’s men” to take responsibility for their actions and not flirt/cyber/play with other women?

Just a curious thought.

Signed,
Curious Litster.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Dear Better Than UPS Litster,

I’m glad you brought this up. I don’t know which Litsters are couples so talking to “someone else's Man” is a possibility. Is there an index or something?

Signed,
Not Trying To Rock Any Boats Litster

Seconded. Or I guess it’s “Thirded” after LucianaGrace. If we took our hints from flirting in threads, this would be a very quiet place.

Signed,
No Drama Mama

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Better Than UPS Litster,

I’m glad you brought this up. I don’t know which Litsters are couples so talking to “someone else's Man” is a possibility. Is there an index or something?

Signed,
Not Trying To Rock Any Boats Litster

Dear NTTRAB Litster,

Thank you, I was thinking of the exact same thing.
*applauds*

Or...now hear me out...would it be such a stretch for “someone else’s men” to take responsibility for their actions and not flirt/cyber/play with other women?

Just a curious thought.

Signed,
Curious Litster.

Dear Curious and not-rocking

I guess it's up to the individual couples as to what their agreed rules are. Each side should own responsibility, absolutely. I find it amusingly coincidental that this topic has been a very recent food-for-thought for me.

I have politely rejected playing with men in the past, because they were half of a well-known couple on the threads. I can't explain why it doesn't sit comfortably with me other than I would feel like I *was* just being a filler, a warm-up act. No thanks. I have few morals, and fewer limits, but this is definitely one of them. I'm all for careless flirting on the threads (no shit, Sherlock), and more if it feels right, but I'm not willing to be a fidget cube to toy with until their real interest becomes available.

If someone I get intimate with IS part of a couple that I don't know about, well...I guess I'd just deal with it if it arises. Probably by just walking away. *shrugs*

Signed... life-jacket is secure and ready to use Litster.