Dear Litster... (continued)

[KarenB59]

Dear Local Litster,
I've figured out you have me blocked. I haven't figured out why. We've only spoken here a few times and most of them were just 'how have you been' pm's. So I'm not even sure you'll see this. But if you do, there have been some bad storms around here and I hope you've kept safe and dry.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh good. Drama.

Oh shucks. I missed it.

The least people could do is include links to other threads they reference.

I missed it too.

I'm too lazy to turn sigs back on. I guess I'll have to read a book instead!

 

[CuriousChurro]

Dear Litsters who called me a sociopath (1) and tolde me to "go fuck yourself" (2)

May God forgive you? I'm not even religious.

It's this: I hope you guys have some sense as to how can you say such to people whom you barely know.

Now in the words of my ancestors: gago at tangina niyo rin.

Peace out.

 

[JennyNo1]

I missed it too.

I'm too lazy to turn sigs back on. I guess I'll have to read a book instead!

A book? Don't get crazy on us!

 

[badjanus]

http://brokeassstuart.com/wp-content/pictsnShit/2016/04/GoodMorningVietnam.gif

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear friends, and those who just like to be nosy

My apologies if I concerned anyone with my last post. It was NOT an announcement of my leaving Lit, or anything that was meant to be so dramatic! I obviously worded it wrongly. I had simply meant that I reached my limit of ignoring the meanness that gets smeared here sometimes.
I’m not perfect, or innocent in this. I can be snarky too. But since my return, I promised myself that I wouldn’t slide into real negative posting. I’m here to have fun. And yes, that means flirting, as well as joking, and sometimes talking “normally”. I’m not here to demand attention. Well, I mean, apart from right now. Obviously, I’m demanding attention right now! LOOK AT ME! See? Every single person who posts anything demands some attention. Whether it is a whining “why hasn’t he replied to me”, to a bragging “I’ve just had AMAZING sex” (bitch! ), to a reaching out “I need my friends at times like this”.
Yes, I did feel paranoid that I’d over-posted. I’m not stupid (shut up), and I’m aware that I’m not liked by everyone. I don’t give a rat’s arse about that – put me on ignore if I bother you. BUT. This said, I do not want to become a poster who regularly dominates threads. I try to be aware of how much I talk on threads outside of the UK room and I felt embarrassed to think that I’d become someone I would be annoyed at myself.
Do not think for a moment that I left Lit yesterday feeling like I’d been forced to be quiet. I was NOT bullied. Lit wasn’t a nice place for me yesterday (FOR me, not TO me, there’s a difference!), and I should have left earlier than I did. There was too much viciousness in places and then seeing more snark, that I think was directed at me, flipped the bitch switch in me. I was super tempted to write the rants, to post the bitch comments that were at the tip of my fingers. But I chose not to. My post yesterday was simply meant to say that I would not engage in pointless passive-aggressive posting, but that I was going to walk away from it. Come on now, you wankers, did you really think that I’d be so easily beaten down?

So, if you don’t mind, I’m going to log off again and get back to my meditation. Well, it’s a bottle of wine, but I swear it works just as well!

Signed your incessant Lit whore

Now, you can stop reading and STOP creating drama using my name! You are allowed to stop paying attention now. Stop reading. Stop it. Geez, just click another thread already!

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Incessant Whore,
I post a lot. I worry about it myself sometimes too.
I've decided fuck it.

Post where you want Litster

PS I like you. <3

PPS Mmmm wine.

 

[hairball18]

Dear friends, and those who just like to be nosy

My apologies if I concerned anyone with my last post. It was NOT an announcement of my leaving Lit, or anything that was meant to be so dramatic! I obviously worded it wrongly. I had simply meant that I reached my limit of ignoring the meanness that gets smeared here sometimes.
I’m not perfect, or innocent in this. I can be snarky too. But since my return, I promised myself that I wouldn’t slide into real negative posting. I’m here to have fun. And yes, that means flirting, as well as joking, and sometimes talking “normally”. I’m not here to demand attention. Well, I mean, apart from right now. Obviously, I’m demanding attention right now! LOOK AT ME! See? Every single person who posts anything demands some attention. Whether it is a whining “why hasn’t he replied to me”, to a bragging “I’ve just had AMAZING sex” (bitch! ), to a reaching out “I need my friends at times like this”.
Yes, I did feel paranoid that I’d over-posted. I’m not stupid (shut up), and I’m aware that I’m not liked by everyone. I don’t give a rat’s arse about that – put me on ignore if I bother you. BUT. This said, I do not want to become a poster who regularly dominates threads. I try to be aware of how much I talk on threads outside of the UK room and I felt embarrassed to think that I’d become someone I would be annoyed at myself.
Do not think for a moment that I left Lit yesterday feeling like I’d been forced to be quiet. I was NOT bullied. Lit wasn’t a nice place for me yesterday (FOR me, not TO me, there’s a difference!), and I should have left earlier than I did. There was too much viciousness in places and then seeing more snark, that I think was directed at me, flipped the bitch switch in me. I was super tempted to write the rants, to post the bitch comments that were at the tip of my fingers. But I chose not to. My post yesterday was simply meant to say that I would not engage in pointless passive-aggressive posting, but that I was going to walk away from it. Come on now, you wankers, did you really think that I’d be so easily beaten down?

So, if you don’t mind, I’m going to log off again and get back to my meditation. Well, it’s a bottle of wine, but I swear it works just as well!

Signed your incessant Lit whore

Now, you can stop reading and STOP creating drama using my name! You are allowed to stop paying attention now. Stop reading. Stop it. Geez, just click another thread already!

That was a long post. Are you sure it was only one bottle of wine. Or whine.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear friends, and those who just like to be nosy

My apologies if I concerned anyone with my last post. It was NOT an announcement of my leaving Lit, or anything that was meant to be so dramatic! I obviously worded it wrongly. I had simply meant that I reached my limit of ignoring the meanness that gets smeared here sometimes.
I’m not perfect, or innocent in this. I can be snarky too. But since my return, I promised myself that I wouldn’t slide into real negative posting. I’m here to have fun. And yes, that means flirting, as well as joking, and sometimes talking “normally”. I’m not here to demand attention. Well, I mean, apart from right now. Obviously, I’m demanding attention right now! LOOK AT ME! See? Every single person who posts anything demands some attention. Whether it is a whining “why hasn’t he replied to me”, to a bragging “I’ve just had AMAZING sex” (bitch! ), to a reaching out “I need my friends at times like this”.
Yes, I did feel paranoid that I’d over-posted. I’m not stupid (shut up), and I’m aware that I’m not liked by everyone. I don’t give a rat’s arse about that – put me on ignore if I bother you. BUT. This said, I do not want to become a poster who regularly dominates threads. I try to be aware of how much I talk on threads outside of the UK room and I felt embarrassed to think that I’d become someone I would be annoyed at myself.
Do not think for a moment that I left Lit yesterday feeling like I’d been forced to be quiet. I was NOT bullied. Lit wasn’t a nice place for me yesterday (FOR me, not TO me, there’s a difference!), and I should have left earlier than I did. There was too much viciousness in places and then seeing more snark, that I think was directed at me, flipped the bitch switch in me. I was super tempted to write the rants, to post the bitch comments that were at the tip of my fingers. But I chose not to. My post yesterday was simply meant to say that I would not engage in pointless passive-aggressive posting, but that I was going to walk away from it. Come on now, you wankers, did you really think that I’d be so easily beaten down?

So, if you don’t mind, I’m going to log off again and get back to my meditation. Well, it’s a bottle of wine, but I swear it works just as well!

Signed your incessant Lit whore

Now, you can stop reading and STOP creating drama using my name! You are allowed to stop paying attention now. Stop reading. Stop it. Geez, just click another thread already!

Dear Incessant Lit Whore,

Just shut up and post already. No one really dominates the board anyhow. To think otherwise is eotistical. Enjoy yourself, have fun, leave a few cookies for other people if you wanna. It's all good. Whiners are gonna whine about you no matter what, if not you, then someone else. It ain't about you.


Passes a Litbeer to You Litster

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear H channel couple.

I've lost total respect for both of you. It saddens me that I used to think highly of you..yeah.. especially you..liars and going behind people back who love you..SMH. I'd kill for that kind of devotion.

Signed couldn't hold it in Lister.

 

[Chasingdreams]

Happy Birthday!

It’s 12:03am and officially your birthday. Can’t wait to send you your present later. You will have to check your email. Happy Birthday my sweet va_boy. I hope you have an amazing day!

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear friends, and those who just like to be nosy

My apologies if I concerned anyone with my last post. It was NOT an announcement of my leaving Lit, or anything that was meant to be so dramatic! I obviously worded it wrongly. I had simply meant that I reached my limit of ignoring the meanness that gets smeared here sometimes.
I’m not perfect, or innocent in this. I can be snarky too. But since my return, I promised myself that I wouldn’t slide into real negative posting. I’m here to have fun. And yes, that means flirting, as well as joking, and sometimes talking “normally”. I’m not here to demand attention. Well, I mean, apart from right now. Obviously, I’m demanding attention right now! LOOK AT ME! See? Every single person who posts anything demands some attention. Whether it is a whining “why hasn’t he replied to me”, to a bragging “I’ve just had AMAZING sex” (bitch! ), to a reaching out “I need my friends at times like this”.
Yes, I did feel paranoid that I’d over-posted. I’m not stupid (shut up), and I’m aware that I’m not liked by everyone. I don’t give a rat’s arse about that – put me on ignore if I bother you. BUT. This said, I do not want to become a poster who regularly dominates threads. I try to be aware of how much I talk on threads outside of the UK room and I felt embarrassed to think that I’d become someone I would be annoyed at myself.
Do not think for a moment that I left Lit yesterday feeling like I’d been forced to be quiet. I was NOT bullied. Lit wasn’t a nice place for me yesterday (FOR me, not TO me, there’s a difference!), and I should have left earlier than I did. There was too much viciousness in places and then seeing more snark, that I think was directed at me, flipped the bitch switch in me. I was super tempted to write the rants, to post the bitch comments that were at the tip of my fingers. But I chose not to. My post yesterday was simply meant to say that I would not engage in pointless passive-aggressive posting, but that I was going to walk away from it. Come on now, you wankers, did you really think that I’d be so easily beaten down?

So, if you don’t mind, I’m going to log off again and get back to my meditation. Well, it’s a bottle of wine, but I swear it works just as well!

Signed your incessant Lit whore

Now, you can stop reading and STOP creating drama using my name! You are allowed to stop paying attention now. Stop reading. Stop it. Geez, just click another thread already!

Dear Lit Whore,

I leave you alone for a few minutes....

Call me, you know where I'm at.

Always Lurking Litster

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Incessant Whore,
I post a lot. I worry about it myself sometimes too.
I've decided fuck it.

Post where you want Litster

PS I like you. <3

PPS Mmmm wine.

That was a long post. Are you sure it was only one bottle of wine. Or whine.

Dear Incessant Lit Whore,

Just shut up and post already. No one really dominates the board anyhow. To think otherwise is eotistical. Enjoy yourself, have fun, leave a few cookies for other people if you wanna. It's all good. Whiners are gonna whine about you no matter what, if not you, then someone else. It ain't about you.


Passes a Litbeer to You Litster

Dear Lit Whore,

I leave you alone for a few minutes....

Call me, you know where I'm at.

Always Lurking Litster

Dear perverts,

Fuck me I didn't realise that that was such a long post ha! Wow. I really can talk some shit. But woohoo, it got me lit beers and invitations

Oh, but by the way, Mr T... Don't be telling me that it isn't all about me!?!! I *KNOW* that this is the Matrix! You're all just created to keep me entertained and distracted while my body is used as a battery for some kinky robot sex-toy

Signed THE Lit whore.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear perverts,

Fuck me I didn't realise that that was such a long post ha! Wow. I really can talk some shit. But woohoo, it got me lit beers and invitations

Oh, but by the way, Mr T... Don't be telling me that it isn't all about me!?!! I *KNOW* that this is the Matrix! You're all just created to keep me entertained and distracted while my body is used as a battery for some kinky robot sex-toy

Signed THE Lit whore.

Well, since you asked so nicely....meet me in the attic

Signed your Lit Gigolo

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear perverts,

Fuck me I didn't realise that that was such a long post ha! Wow. I really can talk some shit. But woohoo, it got me lit beers and invitations

Oh, but by the way, Mr T... Don't be telling me that it isn't all about me!?!! I *KNOW* that this is the Matrix! You're all just created to keep me entertained and distracted while my body is used as a battery for some kinky robot sex-toy

Signed THE Lit whore.

Dear Lit Whore,

I know it's all about you. I'm here just for your entertainment.

Signed,
Wonders what entertainment she might desire

 

[Tallulah82]

Well, since you asked so nicely....meet me in the attic

Signed your Lit Gigolo

Dear jiggling Litster,

Attic sex? Hot damn! Let's go break the rafters

Dear Lit Whore,

I know it's all about you. I'm here just for your entertainment.

Signed,
Wonders what entertainment she might desire

Dear entertainer,

Suddenly I'm feeling like Commodus! Are you my Maximus?

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear perverts,

Fuck me I didn't realise that that was such a long post ha! Wow. I really can talk some shit. But woohoo, it got me lit beers and invitations

Oh, but by the way, Mr T... Don't be telling me that it isn't all about me!?!! I *KNOW* that this is the Matrix! You're all just created to keep me entertained and distracted while my body is used as a battery for some kinky robot sex-toy

Signed THE Lit whore.

Dear Fellow Matrix Enablers,

She found us out, fellas. Send in the Chippendale Dancers and have Magic Mike lead them. We gotta head this off before the other Litsters catch on. I'll fire up the monster truck and order us all chili dogs with onions and jalapenos. The Lit Whore needs to keep the fucking machines powered just a little longer. (Btw, shouldn't that be your title?)

Signed Lit Engineer


https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/elkodaily.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/fb/7fbe801e-a4e9-11e3-9638-001a4bcf887a/5317fcaba289b.image.jpg

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Fellow Matrix Enablers,

She found us out, fellas. Send in the Chippendale Dancers and have Magic Mike lead them. We gotta head this off before the other Litsters catch on. I'll fire up the monster truck and order us all chili dogs with onions and jalapenos. The Lit Whore needs to keep the fucking machines powered just a little longer. (Btw, shouldn't that be your title?)

Signed Lit Engineer


https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/elkodaily.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/fb/7fbe801e-a4e9-11e3-9638-001a4bcf887a/5317fcaba289b.image.jpg

Dear Lit engineer,

Unfortunately, the whole Chippendale/Magic Mike thing does nothing for me. If you want this battery to keep working to full potential, then give me a group of Danny DeVito's like in that episode of Friends. *dribbles*

 

[Pantyboy74]

Dear Lit engineer,

Unfortunately, the whole Chippendale/Magic Mike thing does nothing for me. If you want this battery to keep working to full potential, then give me a group of Danny DeVito's like in that episode of Friends. *dribbles*

Dear lit whore

You know what I look like.

Getting policeuniform ready...

Signed

Chunky monkey.

 

[Longtallhubby]

.....

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Been Here Awhile Litster,
You're always posting that you want to get pm's and to take the time to get to know someone. And that you don't get many pm's. So I'll send you a message to say hello or ask something and I always get short replies. That's fine. I don't think we have that much in common. But if you do that to everyone who messages you I can understand why you have a problem connecting.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Dear Spammer,

While I am thrilled to see you feel that you have mastered the English language well enough to go off on an enterprising adventure, I am so sorry I didn't just jump at the enticing offer to join you in another chat room with your first pm....yes you did even mention it was free....sweetening the pot.

I am sorry you lost patience in the ten minutes in between your first chat/meeting request and your second and felt the need to repeat the message. Again.....sorry you are having to wait on me to join you. You know...I'm shy like that.

Oh, spoke too soon...my what an eager little beaver you are sending it out yet a third time! Good for you...I'll be right there!

You really should spend more time out of your mom's basement even if you do live in northeast bumblefuck.

Didn't even get this posted and yet the fourth shows up....asshole!

 

[HBergeron]

Dear Litster PM 'Come-on" girl

I was honored that you chose to contact ME on your first day as a new member. The nude photo you sent had me convinced that, despite our age difference, I had a chance to find a true, lasting love with you. Even though you're young enough to be my daughter, I'm pretty sure you're NOT my daughter. You were so generous of spirit to give me that link to a chat room, and assure me that it was FREE!

I will always kick myself for not taking you up on your spontaneous declaration of love. Perhaps I'm just too shy, perhaps I'm just not ready for the stark, unyielding, unconditional love I could have had with you.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear list posters above,

That is some funny shit! My sarcastic heart grew three sizes just reading your post. Rofl
Ah the trials of true love.

Tumble weed

 

[Farawyn]

Dear KIK Litsters,

Who contacted me in the last few days. I deleted your messages. My dad died and I’m not in the mood to talk.
It’s not you.


Fara