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Dear stalker,

You're so predictable, but I love it!
(Thankyou for not being a gentleman) :D

Stalkee Litster.
 
Dear Litster

You know, I sometimes wonder why you lied to me, what exactly the agenda was, although in reality I know what the answer is to both of those questions.
Was I seen as more maleable back then, more easily swayed by the words you knew I'd want to hear?
I know why you did it, I think I understand your motivations, I believe fear drove you to take that path.
Not sure I can forgive it though...I can't forgive a lot of what you've done.

The irony is that without those words, I wouldn't be where I am now.
That doesn't remove the albatross of your manipulation though.

Signed,
Disappointed Litster
 
Dear disgusting, gross, ignorant, ass hole, twatwaffle Litsters,

I don't want to cyber with you. No matter how amazing you think you are, you're not and you can't even come close to competing with who I have IRL. I'm not on here for dirty talk or cybering - once upon a time I was. I'm not anymore and haven't been in a very long time. I stick around to chat with friends in threads and get my exhibitionist streak fulfilled by posting pics once in awhile.

Signed,
If I want to talk to you you'll know it
 
makemewet69 said:
Dear disgusting, gross, ignorant, ass hole, twatwaffle Litsters,

I don't want to cyber with you. No matter how amazing you think you are, you're not and you can't even come close to competing with who I have IRL. I'm not on here for dirty talk or cybering - once upon a time I was. I'm not anymore and haven't been in a very long time. I stick around to chat with friends in threads and get my exhibitionist streak fulfilled by posting pics once in awhile.

Signed,
If I want to talk to you you'll know it
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I'm sorry, but I laughed out loud at "twatwaffle". :D
 
makemewet69 said:
Dear disgusting, gross, ignorant, ass hole, twatwaffle Litsters,

I don't want to cyber with you. No matter how amazing you think you are, you're not and you can't even come close to competing with who I have IRL. I'm not on here for dirty talk or cybering - once upon a time I was. I'm not anymore and haven't been in a very long time. I stick around to chat with friends in threads and get my exhibitionist streak fulfilled by posting pics once in awhile.

Signed,
If I want to talk to you you'll know it
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Hahaaa . . . OMG


Dear Twatwaffle Litsters . . . . some of you really just don't get it. Do you?

Signed,

Will always be doing better than you all
 
AbsintheFather said:
Hahaaa . . . OMG


Dear Twatwaffle Litsters . . . . some of you really just don't get it. Do you?

Signed,

Will always be doing better than you all
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Better than you,
Here's an example of a twatwaffle message, just an excerpt...
"now you're doggy and i get down and lick your asshole while i play with your clit.i put a finger in your pussy and then i take your juices and put them on your ass."
That's just a piece of it, and I quote. How's that for a first hello?

Signed,
Tired of twatwaffles
 
makemewet69 said:
Better than you,
Here's an example of a twatwaffle message, just an excerpt...
"now you're doggy and i get down and lick your asshole while i play with your clit.i put a finger in your pussy and then i take your juices and put them on your ass."
That's just a piece of it, and I quote. How's that for a first hello?

Signed,
Tired of twatwaffles
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Haha yeah at least start with "I introduce myself and you find I'm not a total douche." People don't seem to understand that you don't lead in with the butt stuff. Lol :p
 
makemewet69 said:
Better than you,
Here's an example of a twatwaffle message, just an excerpt...
"now you're doggy and i get down and lick your asshole while i play with your clit.i put a finger in your pussy and then i take your juices and put them on your ass."
That's just a piece of it, and I quote. How's that for a first hello?

Signed,
Tired of twatwaffles
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I know! At least use proper capitalization and punctuation!
I think the only ass in that message was himself!
 
Dear Twatwaffle Litster(s),

I could barely type twatwaffle. But anyways. NRJ is correct. Rule #211: Never *never* lead with the butt stuff!

Seconds What ^He Said Litster
 
makemewet69 said:
Dear disgusting, gross, ignorant, ass hole, twatwaffle Litsters,

I don't want to cyber with you. No matter how amazing you think you are, you're not and you can't even come close to competing with who I have IRL. I'm not on here for dirty talk or cybering - once upon a time I was. I'm not anymore and haven't been in a very long time. I stick around to chat with friends in threads and get my exhibitionist streak fulfilled by posting pics once in awhile.

Signed,
If I want to talk to you you'll know it
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So, huh huh, hey baby. Do you like, wanna do it or something?
 
makemewet69 said:
Dear disgusting, gross, ignorant, ass hole, twatwaffle Litsters,

I don't want to cyber with you. No matter how amazing you think you are, you're not and you can't even come close to competing with who I have IRL. I'm not on here for dirty talk or cybering - once upon a time I was. I'm not anymore and haven't been in a very long time. I stick around to chat with friends in threads and get my exhibitionist streak fulfilled by posting pics once in awhile.

Signed,
If I want to talk to you you'll know it
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I wonder now if somebody will use "twatwaffle" in the thread "Food...A to Z".
 
makemewet69 said:
Dear disgusting, gross, ignorant, ass hole, twatwaffle Litsters,

I don't want to cyber with you. No matter how amazing you think you are, you're not and you can't even come close to competing with who I have IRL. I'm not on here for dirty talk or cybering - once upon a time I was. I'm not anymore and haven't been in a very long time. I stick around to chat with friends in threads and get my exhibitionist streak fulfilled by posting pics once in awhile.

Signed,
If I want to talk to you you'll know it
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makemewet69 said:
Better than you,
Here's an example of a twatwaffle message, just an excerpt...
"now you're doggy and i get down and lick your asshole while i play with your clit.i put a finger in your pussy and then i take your juices and put them on your ass."
That's just a piece of it, and I quote. How's that for a first hello?

Signed,
Tired of twatwaffles
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D/L....*HFS*...Wow...I'd say that points been made. Kudos kiddo. Nicely done indeed. ;)
 
I never really got to know BackdoorBella . . . but I wonder, with that username, if there are exceptions to the rule?
 
Eva_Star said:
Interesting. I thought that was blow job date. Maybe I've been doing this wrong.

haha!
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Dating Tips* From Trekka: Blow job is totally first date material. Sure bet for securing a second date.

*follow at your own risk
 
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