Dear Litster... (continued)

[AKentuckyLady]

Dear Litster,

You were here and made a fool of yourself. You were given feedback on why you looked like a fool. You left, came back, and you *gasp* are still making a fool of yourself.

You run around, whining that you can't find a sub. Well guess what? No sub wants a Dom that doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, but simply wants to control someone. That's not being a Dom, that's domineering.

If your idea of D/s is Fifty Shades of Grey or meme's showing beautiful naked women saying, "Take me now, Master," you haven't even come close to knowing what D/s is.

So, as a favor to me and all the women here, please, get some education. Talk to a Dominant. Read books and articles and blogs and find yourself before you try to find someone to serve you. Because you're pissing us all off.

Sincerely,

A woman frustrated with your simple minded approach to something that takes a fuck of a lot more effort than you want to put into it.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,

You were here and made a fool of yourself. You were given feedback on why you looked like a fool. You left, came back, and you *gasp* are still making a fool of yourself.

You run around, whining that you can't find a sub. Well guess what? No sub wants a Dom that doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, but simply wants to control someone. That's not being a Dom, that's domineering.

If your idea of D/s is Fifty Shades of Grey or meme's showing beautiful naked women saying, "Take me now, Master," you haven't even come close to knowing what D/s is.

So, as a favor to me and all the women here, please, get some education. Talk to a Dominant. Read books and articles and blogs and find yourself before you try to find someone to serve you. Because you're pissing us all off.

Sincerely,

A woman frustrated with your simple minded approach to something that takes a fuck of a lot more effort than you want to put into it.

Dear Frustrated,

The frustrating part is when you try to help someone and it doesn't work. It shouldn't be left up to subs to try to teach a man how to Dom. Though there is a natural inclination towards leading, he should be taking charge and seeking things out in how to self-improve.

I applaud your sevice message. I would also like to point out that not all questions need to be answered with 'yes sir'... sometimes the answer is an actual answer.

Signed,

When is enough enough?

 

[bababooeyxxx]

Dear Critical of Dom want to be lister, listers,

I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that I know exactly who you are talking about. I think I've been spending to much time on here. Lol From me and many more listers...thank you.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Critical of Dom want to be lister, listers,

I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that I know exactly who you are talking about. I think I've been spending to much time on here. Lol From me and many more listers...thank you.

Litster,

I knew whom she was referring to as well.

Litster

 

[BlackCashmere]

Why not talk to the person you have issues with....instead of crucifying them publically...

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Critical of Critical Litsters,

I know that the Litster in question has been spoken to, both gently and in a facepalm sorta way, by several Litsters here.
I'm not laughing. I hope the Litster takes the hint. Finally.

Isn't stuff like this why this Dear Litster thread exists?

Signed,
This is just fine with me Litster!

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

Nana!

Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litsters,
I honestly couldn't give a fuck even if I had one to give.

I can't begin to list the amount of sincere advice I've given to posters over the years, and you know what?

It went in one virtual ear and out the other.

So, me? I don't give two shits if people want to make complete fools of themselves on here. (Which is quite often, in case anyone has been paying attention.)

I loathe the inanity of it all.

Signed,
Quietly observing from the balcony

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear thing 1 and thing 2 litsters

Maybe we can have a heartfelt conversation one day. Separately of course.

Signed

Dr. Seuss litsters

 

[Farawyn]

Litster,

Nana!

Litster

Yo, Lit.



Me.

 

[bababooeyxxx]

Dear hungry lister

Sorry, but I hope what you said wasn't important. All I can concentrate on is that avatar.

Sincerely,
Never thought I would wish to be a banana lister

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear hungry lister

Sorry, but I hope what you said wasn't important. All I can concentrate on is that avatar.

Sincerely,
Never thought I would wish to be a banana lister

Dear Doesn't get out much hungry Litster,

Nice way to tell my friend that nothing in her mind matters as much as where you wanna be.

Signed,
Rolling my eyes Litster

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Dear Litsters,

Not a day goes by where I don't think of Perkyt and Mrs. H. Man I miss them both.

Sincerely,

BMF, Pervy_Sage, FlamingVerbs, BTLvr, Dark_Kent, And Amalgamation

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litsters,

Not a day goes by where I don't think of Perkyt and Mrs. H. Man I miss them both.

Sincerely,

BMF, Pervy_Sage, FlamingVerbs, BTLvr, Dark_Kent, And Amalgamation

Youuuuuuuu!!!!!
How are you?

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Youuuuuuuu!!!!!
How are you?

Not too bad. I've been on and off for a little bit of time. Just decided to actually post in another thread. Lol. How are you?

 

[bababooeyxxx]

Dear Doesn't get out much hungry Litster,

Nice way to tell my friend that nothing in her mind matters as much as where you wanna be.

Signed,
Rolling my eyes Litster

Dear can't take a joke lister

This will probably come as a shock to you, but I get the eye roll thing a lot.

Signed,
Thanks for the welcome, climbing back into my hole lister

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not too bad. I've been on and off for a little bit of time. Just decided to actually post in another thread. Lol. How are you?

Well, I'm glad you did! Gave me a chance to say hello! I'm doing great.

Dear can't take a joke lister

This will probably come as a shock to you, but I get the eye roll thing a lot.

Signed,
Thanks for the welcome, climbing back into my hole lister

Dear Willing to Learn manners Litster

Welcome to Lit!!! Quit lurking and come out to play politely.

Signed,
Playground Police Princess

 

[bababooeyxxx]

Dear playground police princess lister

What will you do if I'm not polite?

Signed,
Hoping handcuffs are involved lister

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litsters,

Not a day goes by where I don't think of Perkyt and Mrs. H. Man I miss them both.

Sincerely,

BMF, Pervy_Sage, FlamingVerbs, BTLvr, Dark_Kent, And Amalgamation

Dear Making my Head Spin Litster,

Another name to remember? Jeez. Pick one already.

and welcome back
Sincerely,
No longer wondering who the new guy is Litster

 

[Farawyn]

Well, I'm glad you did! Gave me a chance to say hello! I'm doing great.



Dear Willing to Learn manners Litster

Welcome to Lit!!! Quit lurking and come out to play politely.

Signed,
Playground Police Princess

Dear playground police princess lister

What will you do if I'm not polite?

Signed,
Hoping handcuffs are involved lister

Dear PP and HH,

Banana bread?

I like Potassium Litster

 

[makemewet69]

Dear hungry litster,
A similar comment weeks after I joined regarding me wishing to be the hand down his pants got me a hot boyfriend and amazing sex. Keep in mind, we are two of the unicorns of Lit. It doesn't work for everyone.

Dear Litster of many names,

Good to see you! I went to message you awhile back and your account was gone. Wishing you well.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,

Let's hold hands and go for a walk... and make out.

Signed,

Barefoot and twirling

 

[bababooeyxxx]

Dear PP and HH,

Banana bread?

I like Potassium Litster

Dear hungry for potassium lister,

Is banana bread a question? The answer is always yes, I like mine with butter please.

Signed,
Pretty sure this is some sorta trap lister.

 

[Eva_Star]

Dear Snowed In Litster,

I can think of a few interesting ways to ride out the storm.

Signed,

I don't mind if you use me for my body...heat.

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Litster
Your messages are welcome and looked forward to every day. Thank you for being a gentleman.

Signed
Appreciative