Dear Litster... (continued)

[The_Ghost_Man]

Dear hatrick Litster

When you put it like that, pegging sounds like a something I might actually be interested in. We should get together sometime.

 

[crvygirl]

Dear Hiding Litster,
When I see you, I find myself wondering how much energy you put into keeping your online life (lives?) secret from your wife. I'd bet some money she probably knows a lot more than you give her credit for.

Dear Pirate Litster,
You're a genuinely sparkling person. Shine on, sir.

Dear o'er the Pond Litsters,
Not a one of you is without the warmth and charm I remember. Thank you.

 

[mellowyellows]

Dear Female Litster,

Even guys like for you to say hello every now and again. When we are saying hello you assume we are trying to get in your pants. So the other obvious choice is for you to say hello and get into ours.

Sincerely
Sir

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Female Litster,

Even guys like for you to say hello every now and again. When we are saying hello you assume we are trying to get in your pants. So the other obvious choice is for you to say hello and get into ours.

Sincerely
Sir

Dear Sir

What if I'm not wearing pants?

Sincerely,
Sassy and barefoot

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Dear Sir

What if I'm not wearing pants?

Sincerely,
Sassy and barefoot

Dear Sassy and Barefoot,

Then it makes our job so much easier.

Sincerely,
Answering on behalf of all men for Sir

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

dear whoever wants to read this....
I envy those of you who keep your message box open.
But.... I got tired of only being approached by married and taken people.
If I wanted to be a whore, I could make that a side job in real life.

So, unless people want to start paying for it, no thank you.

Signed,
Elsa, the Ice Queen

 

[Xerxes82]

dear whoever wants to read this....
I envy those of you who keep your message box open.
But.... I got tired of only being approached by married and taken people.
If I wanted to be a whore, I could make that a side job in real life.

So, unless people want to start paying for it, no thank you.

Signed,
Elsa, the Ice Queen

Dear principled Litster,

My first reaction to your post was to line up cash in hand. Then it occurred to me that probably wasn't the appropriate course of action. Not that it wouldn't be worth every dollar.

Seriously though, good for you. Never settle.

Sincerely,
Nobody relevant

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Female Litster,

Even guys like for you to say hello every now and again. When we are saying hello you assume we are trying to get in your pants. So the other obvious choice is for you to say hello and get into ours.

Sincerely
Sir

Dear Sir,

You know what has to be done!!!!

Signed,

Waiting......waiting........still waiting!

 

[mellowyellows]

Dear Sir,

You know what has to be done!!!!

Signed,

Waiting......waiting........still waiting!

Dear Litster,

Brrrrrrrr

 

[mellowyellows]

Dear Sir

What if I'm not wearing pants?

Sincerely,
Sassy and barefoot

Dear Sassy and barefoot,

Clothes are overrated ......

........so is life without Sirs...

Sincerely

Sirs of the world.

 

[shadow_anon2u]

Dear Sassy and barefoot,

Clothes are overrated ......

........so is life without Sirs...

Sincerely

Sirs of the world.

Dear Sir,

How absolutely correct you are!

Sincerely,

A Brat

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Sassy and barefoot,

Clothes are overrated ......

........so is life without Sirs...

Sincerely

Sirs of the world.

Dear Worldly Sir,

You are correct on both accounts.
Sadly, I don't have a say in it.

Signed,
Clothed and wandering

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear friend Litsters,

I'm thinking that next time I'm unwell I'm going to set up a system called "Too horny to pay attention?".

For every message that is basically a "I know you're poorly but I'm sure I can convince you that you want to play if we flirt and banter for a while" - I'm going to add on a week after I'm better that you will have to wait before I give you more than a friendly 'hi, how are you?'.

For every message that is in essence a real, caring friendly "I hope you're ok, if you want some company then I'm happy to talk about life and I promise to not mention sex at all", then you get my attention as soon as I'm feeling the urge to be naughty again.

It has gotten a little tedious at times when I have had to repeat "no, I'm not well". And just because I'm logged on doesn't mean it's open season. Don't make me kick your arse next time I'm unwell, you know I don't like being mean.

Yours most sincerely,

Libido-goes-on-holiday-when-poorly Litster

 

[janeyl]

Dear o'er the Pond Litsters,
Not a one of you is without the warmth and charm I remember. Thank you.

dear been MIA for far too long Litster,

this place has been much the poorer for the absence of you...

welcoming seeing those crvs again

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

So you don't hear about my next sex chair idea just yet?

Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Litster,

Brrrrrrrr

Dear Brrrrrr,

Don't be a wuss!!!! Get your rear-end up here!!!!!

more!

 

[Corbal]

Dear Shareholder,

Mustard just throws off the taste of my ham and Doritos sandwiches. Mayo rocks and the fact that you don't like it, makes me want to slather it on both pieces of bread.

Plus no matter how much you shake mustard, when you turn that fucker over to squeeze some onto your bread, inevitably you get mustard's pre-cum. Nothing ruins sandwiches more than mustard pre-cum. It's a frustrating and downright nauseous feeling, when you pick up your bread, tilt it to the side, and watch mustard jizz run off the bread.

Signed,

Fuck mustard. Mayo Rocks

Dear Mustard Fucker,

Who said anything about mustard? That particular condiment was perfected by the French's brand. While I like their quality product, my original post referenced Heinz Corp; or as we smart-folk like to call it; ketchup. Instead of rambling about mustard-jizz softening your bread and burning the hepatitis sores in your mouth and on your cock, swing by your local burger joint and slap some red stuff on your sammy and shut the fuck up.

Signed,
BitchfaceMcFaddenfluff

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Mustard Fucker,

Who said anything about mustard? That particular condiment was perfected by the French's brand. While I like their quality product, my original post referenced Heinz Corp; or as we smart-folk like to call it; ketchup. Instead of rambling about mustard-jizz softening your bread and burning the hepatitis sores in your mouth and on your cock, swing by your local burger joint and slap some red stuff on your sammy and shut the fuck up.

Signed,
BitchfaceMcFaddenfluff

Dear Bitchface,




Just saying hi!

 

[Corbal]

Dear Bitchface,




Just saying hi!

Weakest Dear Litster ever. For shame.

Signed,
Ballstothewall

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Weakest Dear Litster ever. For shame.

Signed,
Ballstothewall

Dear Ballstothewall,

Show me your tits.

Signed,

How's that?

 

[Corbal]

Dear Ballstothewall,

Show me your tits.

Signed,

How's that?

Haha. I don't have tits!

Cockswinging Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Haha. I don't have tits!

Cockswinging Litster

Bullshit!!!!!!!!

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Knowing Choody Litster

Because it is that day when we're told to be sappy, I will tell the kois to splish so hard that you are left soaking, dripping wet at nomnom time. Oh, and the oinkwoof has orders to give you a big slobbery smooch just from me

Thank you for the light, it means I can see where to leave the cake

Grinches are not just for Christmas Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear on the Chop choo Litster

The man with the red pen will
be there with you sharing the 75th today.
You have to smile at his faultless intuition.

Looking under the shed Litster

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear friend Litster,

I don't call it lurking, I peek. And I only peek when certain names pop up...

You make me laugh, but you already know that.

Sometimes silent Litster