Dear Litster... (continued)

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Dear Penguins Litsters,

Congratulations a very well-earned Stanley Cup. Excellent team cohesion and fine coaching carried the day.

Pains Me To Post This Litster :(
 
Just...you know.

Because it crosses my mind now and then.

-Wings
 
Dear Litster

Maybe that song could play, if we ever, you know, do grown up things

Contemplative Litster
 
Dear Cockatar Litster,

I see you found a post of mine referencing an author I enjoy. You should have done more research - you might have found ONE of the many posts discussing how I am not impressed (and rather nauseated) by pics of men's dicks in my face unsolicited.

It takes more than a quote you can Google and a package on display to impress me.

And sometimes I'm a bitch.

Signed,
Never approach me with romance Litster
 
Dear Cockatar Litster,

I see you found a post of mine referencing an author I enjoy. You should have done more research - you might have found ONE of the many posts discussing how I am not impressed (and rather nauseated) by pics of men's dicks in my face unsolicited.

It takes more than a quote you can Google and a package on display to impress me.

And sometimes I'm a bitch.

Signed,
Never approach me with romance Litster

DL...ignore the disenchanted or malcontents and continue being the interesting person who writes so well that you are. As to the "bitch" comment...I've seen no such indication and don't see it in your nature.

Just another Lit lister...
 
Dear Litster

Um, ah...shit I forget what I was going to say. No big deal

L:rose:
 
Dear Cockatar Litster,

I see you found a post of mine referencing an author I enjoy. You should have done more research - you might have found ONE of the many posts discussing how I am not impressed (and rather nauseated) by pics of men's dicks in my face unsolicited.

It takes more than a quote you can Google and a package on display to impress me.

And sometimes I'm a bitch.

Signed,
Never approach me with romance Litster

Dear Beautiful Bitch Litster,

Uhhh...bad time to show you my new photo spread? It's DICKTACULAR!

Also I'll have some genuinely impressive book quotes ready for you once I finish the 50 Shades series. Chick's like those books right?

:p bwahahahaha

Wuvvies,
Awesome Guy Litster
 
Dear Beautiful Bitch Litster,

Uhhh...bad time to show you my new photo spread? It's DICKTACULAR!

Also I'll have some genuinely impressive book quotes ready for you once I finish the 50 Shades series. Chick's like those books right?

:p bwahahahaha

Wuvvies,
Awesome Guy Litster

Dear Button Pusher Litster,

You know I hate that fucking series more than I hate atrocious grammar (which the first book contains - cannot speak for the rest). And the words "dicktacular" and "spread" in the same post are rather disturbing....

Signed,
Grumpasorous Litster
 
Dear Button Pusher Litster,

You know I hate that fucking series more than I hate atrocious grammar (which the first book contains - cannot speak for the rest). And the words "dicktacular" and "spread" in the same post are rather disturbing....

Signed,
Grumpasorous Litster

Dear Grumpytush Litster,

Oh yeah, 50 Shades is the dumbest ever. I've only read random quotes and reviews of the books. They sound like 2 star review lit stories. Like they were written by someone who doesn't at all understand relationships and sex.

And I thought for sure you'd like the word DICKTACULAR. :p

Pusher of Buttons Litster
 
Dear Grumpytush Litster,

Oh yeah, 50 Shades is the dumbest ever. I've only read random quotes and reviews of the books. They sound like 2 star review lit stories. Like they were written by someone who doesn't at all understand relationships and sex.

And I thought for sure you'd like the word DICKTACULAR. :p

Pusher of Buttons Litster

Dear Dicktacular,

You KNOW how I love to recreate words - I mean I did tell you about my asstastic neighbors last night.

And you and I could write a better book than 50 Shades of Crap. And I don't even like romance or erotica. There is a good chance everyone would end up dead, like Shakespeare's works. :cool:

Signed,
Somewhat smiling - but don't push your luck
 
Dear Dicktacular,

You KNOW how I love to recreate words - I mean I did tell you about my asstastic neighbors last night.

And you and I could write a better book than 50 Shades of Crap. And I don't even like romance or erotica. There is a good chance everyone would end up dead, like Shakespeare's works. :cool:

Signed,
Somewhat smiling - but don't push your luck

Dear Cute lady trying not to smile,

Oh yeah, it'll end with nukes flying, for sure. But before that there will be some crazy humpage. And ladyjizz.

Ladyjizz is a word I made up. Hot, huh? I'll give you a few minutes to finish your hard, squirting orgasm.

:p

The Cocktacular Rocktacular Ayatola of Cock and Rolla Litster
 
Dear Cute lady trying not to smile,

Oh yeah, it'll end with nukes flying, for sure. But before that there will be some crazy humpage. And ladyjizz.

Ladyjizz is a word I made up. Hot, huh? I'll give you a few minutes to finish your hard, squirting orgasm.

:p

The Cocktacular Rocktacular Ayatola of Cock and Rolla Litster

Fuck you - you made me laugh.

There ends my resting bitch face.
 
Sorry my thoughts about basic human rights weren't what you came to Lit for. Stay in your close minded world. Here, I will start a thread for you...

ABC's of insults for people who suck at life

Asshole
Bitch
Cunt
dickhead
 
Dear most favoritest Litsters -

I think that my time here has finally run its course. These days when I come here (not that kind...pervs ;) ) I find myself more angry than happy like I did when I first came.

I've written this a hundred times over the past year or so, and thought maybe if I just hang out a little longer things will be fun and positive like they used to be...but, I've come to the conclusion that I just don't belong here anymore.

I thought that I would go out in a blaze of glory and air all my issues, but really that's not me, and if nothing else I have always been me here and I don't want to leave being someone else...

I will still pop in and check my PMs because there are people here that I adore and don't want to lose touch with. Most of you who are friends know how to get ahold of me (though had to delete Yahoo recently because of a crazy, so if you want my new email PM me :) ).

To those who have made me smile, laugh and moan a little, thank you. I cherish every moment with you. I am so glad for my time here and those that I have gotten to know. Lit has helped me figure out who I am not only on a sexual level, but others as well. For your friendship and encouragement and support, I will be forever grateful.

Be kind to each other!

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

Signed,
Ghost Candy
 
Dear most favoritest Litsters -

I think that my time here has finally run its course. These days when I come here (not that kind...pervs ;) ) I find myself more angry than happy like I did when I first came.

I've written this a hundred times over the past year or so, and thought maybe if I just hang out a little longer things will be fun and positive like they used to be...but, I've come to the conclusion that I just don't belong here anymore.

I thought that I would go out in a blaze of glory and air all my issues, but really that's not me, and if nothing else I have always been me here and I don't want to leave being someone else...

I will still pop in and check my PMs because there are people here that I adore and don't want to lose touch with. Most of you who are friends know how to get ahold of me (though had to delete Yahoo recently because of a crazy, so if you want my new email PM me :) ).

To those who have made me smile, laugh and moan a little, thank you. I cherish every moment with you. I am so glad for my time here and those that I have gotten to know. Lit has helped me figure out who I am not only on a sexual level, but others as well. For your friendship and encouragement and support, I will be forever grateful.

Be kind to each other!

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

Signed,
Ghost Candy


((hugs)) You will be missed.
 
Dear most favoritest Litsters -

I think that my time here has finally run its course. These days when I come here (not that kind...pervs ;) ) I find myself more angry than happy like I did when I first came.

I've written this a hundred times over the past year or so, and thought maybe if I just hang out a little longer things will be fun and positive like they used to be...but, I've come to the conclusion that I just don't belong here anymore.

I thought that I would go out in a blaze of glory and air all my issues, but really that's not me, and if nothing else I have always been me here and I don't want to leave being someone else...

I will still pop in and check my PMs because there are people here that I adore and don't want to lose touch with. Most of you who are friends know how to get ahold of me (though had to delete Yahoo recently because of a crazy, so if you want my new email PM me :) ).

To those who have made me smile, laugh and moan a little, thank you. I cherish every moment with you. I am so glad for my time here and those that I have gotten to know. Lit has helped me figure out who I am not only on a sexual level, but others as well. For your friendship and encouragement and support, I will be forever grateful.

Be kind to each other!

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

Signed,
Ghost Candy

I don't think this is a good thing.

Very sad to see Candy go.
 
Dear most favoritest Litsters -

I think that my time here has finally run its course. These days when I come here (not that kind...pervs ;) ) I find myself more angry than happy like I did when I first came.

I've written this a hundred times over the past year or so, and thought maybe if I just hang out a little longer things will be fun and positive like they used to be...but, I've come to the conclusion that I just don't belong here anymore.

I thought that I would go out in a blaze of glory and air all my issues, but really that's not me, and if nothing else I have always been me here and I don't want to leave being someone else...

I will still pop in and check my PMs because there are people here that I adore and don't want to lose touch with. Most of you who are friends know how to get ahold of me (though had to delete Yahoo recently because of a crazy, so if you want my new email PM me :) ).

To those who have made me smile, laugh and moan a little, thank you. I cherish every moment with you. I am so glad for my time here and those that I have gotten to know. Lit has helped me figure out who I am not only on a sexual level, but others as well. For your friendship and encouragement and support, I will be forever grateful.

Be kind to each other!

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

Signed,
Ghost Candy

l hope you find what you are looking for....Good luck to you, you will be missed.
 
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