Dear Litster... (continued)

[Bookishleigh]

Dear PG litsters,

The sands in the hour glass are trickling down- nothing will halt their steady flow.

It's sad to see so many hurt or pissed due to other litsters. This is supposed to be our place to escape life's troubles (even if it's for a short time) and instead, it's become another temple of pain/anger.

I wish I could bear your burdens for you but I can't - my shoulders aren't that broad. Be kind to yourselves and forgive (but never forget.) Let karma sort things out in the next life- every one always reat what they sow. We have so few moments together... let's enjoy them while we can, please?

With hugs,
Just Another Flower

Dear Flower,

Very well-said. And in time I will forgive, because it is my nature. And definitely won't forget - lessons have been learned.

Lit was once a place where I came just to have fun, blow off steam, and forget my troubles. Sadly, I got too involved and it became a source of trouble instead. I hope to get back to where I was before - happy, carefree, and casual.

Signed,

Already feeling better Litster

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Flower,

Very well-said. And in time I will forgive, because it is my nature. And definitely won't forget - lessons have been learned.

Lit was once a place where I came just to have fun, blow off steam, and forget my troubles. Sadly, I got too involved and it became a source of trouble instead. I hope to get back to where I was before - happy, carefree, and casual.

Signed,

Already feeling better Litster

Dear Badgirl,

Yeah, seriously, don't sweat it. All is good. I mean *I'm* around.

Signed Badass Litster from another Sister Litster (whatever that means)

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear Flower,

Very well-said. And in time I will forgive, because it is my nature. And definitely won't forget - lessons have been learned.

Lit was once a place where I came just to have fun, blow off steam, and forget my troubles. Sadly, I got too involved and it became a source of trouble instead. I hope to get back to where I was before - happy, carefree, and casual.

Signed,

Already feeling better Litster

Dear Feeling Better,

It happens to all of us at some point in our time on lit. You're never alone. Being able to forgive makes you stronger than most, it's a hard skill to learn.

(And my epic first post was screwed up an autocorrect fail...d'oh!)

Signed,
A flower

P.S.
Did I see mention of wine? I've missed wine... less than two weeks and I can partake again.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Badgirl,

Yeah, seriously, don't sweat it. All is good. I mean *I'm* around.

Signed Badass Litster from another Sister Litster (whatever that means)

Dear Fellow Badass Litster,

Together, you and I could rule Lit (now that I am no longer carrying IHC's love child). Of course, it would be more fun just to rule the bedroom and the living room and the kitchen and.....

Signed,

Lit Queen

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Fellow Badass Litster,

Together, you and I could rule Lit (now that I am no longer carrying IHC's love child). Of course, it would be more fun just to rule the bedroom and the living room and the kitchen and.....

Signed,

Lit Queen

Dear Litster Queen,

Your highness, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Signed,

King NRJ from Across the Way

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear King,

And this is why I like coming here, and y'all in particular

Signed,
The Court Jester of Lit

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Litster Queen,

Your highness, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Signed,

King NRJ from Across the Way

Dear King,

And this is why I like coming here, and y'all in particular

Signed,
The Court Jester of Lit

Dear Court Jester,

I may be a tempestuous queen, but I like to think I'm also funny and kind (most of the time). King NRJ is just the huge perv to our Lit kingdom with also a fantastic sense of humor.

Let's just avoid any red weddings though.

Signed,

Also a perv Litster

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear King,

And this is why I like coming here, and y'all in particular

Signed,
The Court Jester of Lit

Dear Court Jester,

Well you're just awesome yourself, duder. As King I proclaim that you now have full access to the whore stable. And also access to the royal HBO package. If thats not generosity I don't know what is!

Signed,

King Awesome of Possum

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Court Jester,

Well you're just awesome yourself, duder. As King I proclaim that you now have full access to the whore stable. And also access to the royal HBO package. If thats not generosity I don't know what is!

Signed,

King Awesome of Possum

Ahem.....does the Queen know of thy royal whore stable?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Ahem.....does the Queen know of thy royal whore stable?

Of course! And they're all mute so it's even better (although we let them keep their tongues because, well, there is a use for that).

The Queen's Command

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Court Jester,

Well you're just awesome yourself, duder. As King I proclaim that you now have full access to the whore stable. And also access to the royal HBO package. If thats not generosity I don't know what is!

Signed,

King Awesome of Possum

Dear Your Majesty,

Thank you! It's good to be the Court Jester

Signed,

Your most loyal lackey

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Of course! And they're all mute so it's even better (although we let them keep their tongues because, well, there is a use for that).

The Queen's Command

Goddammit can I marry you? Like IRL too? Lol

 

[INeedLove]

Dear Didactic Litster (because it's one of your favorite and most overused words):

I realized today you can search WAY BACK through someone's posts - so ALL those times you told me you never hit on her and that she threw herself at you and you were just trying to be her friend, LIE! I'd link the posts (yes, plural) but I don't want to embarrass her (not that she should be embarrassed about anything other than trusting you).

It's quite obvious you don't know the meaning of the word faithful no matter what relationship you are in. Another post of yours discusses how you let your "true love" go because you were given an ultimatum of "her or me." NOT that I expected you to be faithful to me - I guess I just didn't expect you to be so full of shit.

I feel sorry for the next girl you ensnare with your bullshit - and judging from your posts you already have another one on the line (or those could be lies too - you're pretty good at that). Like I said to you before, I am quite sure you will just tell the next girl you were trying to be MY friend during a difficult time and I threw myself at you - I mean it's pretty much word for word what you told me about the last two women in your life from here.

Signed,
Got your number Litster

P.S. - Don't go throwing the love word around with the next one right away. That would make four of us.... although I'm sure you'll tell her the same lie you told me regarding all that.

P.P.S. - For everyone else I am sorry I didn't do a vocaroo to accompany this. It would have made it the epic rant, I know.

Dear Numbered Litster,
Ouch. It sounds like a hurtful situation. Just wanted to send some hugs.
Signed,
Also played hard once Litster

 

[Inspirinious]

Dear Numbered Litster,
Ouch. It sounds like a hurtful situation. Just wanted to send some hugs.
Signed,
Also played hard once Litster

Dear Also played hard once Litster:

Agree. More hugs, less hate.​

Signed,

Life is too short to waste on the negative Lister​

 

[mwmnpa]

Dear Litsters,

Doesn't it feel like summer?

Feeling Good Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Firelight Litster,

Happy Birthday!

Signed,
Cozy Kitten Litster

 

[Penuche]

Dear Litser, that was worth not being able to sleep.

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear SAM Litster,

You're missed around these parts.

Signed,

hmmmm... Agent 99?

lol

 

[makemewet69]

Dear Litster,

Why ya gotta be so rude? Dontcha know we're human too?


Signed,
Sick of the not nice word person who's mean and hateful

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Litster,

Yes, I see. Yes, you won.

Not the favorite anymore

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Not My Daddy,

Did I ask for tea? No, no I didn't.

So why were you pouring tea down my throat?

Totally uncool, dude.

Signed,
Definitely Not Your Babygirl

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Litster J

You are awesome & the reason I'm sticking around here. We've grown our friendship slowly & seem to have taken it to a new level. You've been really patient with me as I'm not one to rush into anything. You brighten up my day here when we chat. Thank you for being you

Litster L

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Rumored and Not Shaved Litster,

I'm still scratchin my noggin over the whole 'eats cats for tea' reference. I dun Googled it, and no dice. Who knew that some people would give tea to cats? Thats as far as I got. Help a brother out?

Signed,

Stumped Chump Litster

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Not My Daddy,

Did I ask for tea? No, no I didn't.

So why were you pouring tea down my throat?

Totally uncool, dude.

Signed,
Definitely Not Your Babygirl

Dear Not the Babygirl

Daddies can be very presumptuous, can't they?

Also not the BG

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Not the Babygirl

Daddies can be very presumptuous, can't they?

Also not the BG

Dear Also Not,

Word.

I will say it's been very good food for thought, and will likely become a new thread once I get my feelings sorted.

On the upside, every unpleasant experience is an opportunity to learn something, to grow, and to offer a hand of support to someone else.

Signed,
Bruised But Not Broken