Dear Litster... (continued)

[beachbaby179]

Litster and Litster,

Bend over and I’ll drive.

Litster

************
Dear Ladies of Lit, aka "Lit Hit Squad"

Call if...scratch that...Call when you need a lawyer or to be bailed out. I've got your backs!

~Apple Esq.

Mmmm. Two offers I can't refuse. I'm a lucky girl.

Grinning litster

 

[JJonah]

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Dear Ladies of Lit, aka "Lit Hit Squad"

Call if...scratch that...Call when you need a lawyer or to be bailed out. I've got your backs!

~Apple Esq.

Dear Apple, esq.

I advert you to the fact that the Lit Hit Squad is not entirely female. Action may be taken under USC Title IX.

I await your reply.


Yours, etc.

JJonah, BA, MA, CAGS, ACM, KCM

 

[Farawyn]

You crazy, lovely idiots,

Here and on PM. And KIK. And Skype.
I’m so humbled. You have no idea. None.
Completely overwhelmed.

Love,
Swan song

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dear Apple, esq.

I advert you to the fact that the Lit Hit Squad is not entirely female. Action may be taken under USC Title IX.

I await your reply.


Yours, etc.

JJonah, BA, MA, CAGS, ACM, KCM

*****

Dear JJ, BA, MA..etc..

My understanding of "Title IX" is that it relates to educational institutions and, although Lit definitely provides an education, it is not bound by the stipulations stated under Title IX.

Also, you have no bio info to identify which sex you identify as. Yes, I know...you're going to refer me to the posted AV and profile pic. However, as we know, not all pics are of the poster. Plus, I don't look at pics. I only read the articles.

~Apple

p.s. I'm not afraid of a legal action, but I am curious as to what "actions" you were planning on taking.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Apple, esq.

I advert you to the fact that the Lit Hit Squad is not entirely female. Action may be taken under USC Title IX.

I await your reply.


Yours, etc.

JJonah, BA, MA, CAGS, ACM, KCM

Dear squad...
Don’t forget me

~good with body disposal litster

 

[JJonah]

Dear Disposing in Detroit,

Never. We need you to come along.

Besides, it'll be a good rehearsal for that other thing we're doing.

Signed,
Still Waiting on a Passport Renewal

 

[lillianaZ]

Dear squad...
Don’t forget me

~good with body disposal litster

I'm in too! Today has been a craptastic day. I wouldn't mind bludgeoning somebody.
signed,
We're going to need a bigger car lister

PS: If we do this right, we won't need an attorney

 

[DarkSimian]

You crazy, lovely idiots,

Here and on PM. And KIK. And Skype.
I’m so humbled. You have no idea. None.
Completely overwhelmed.

Love,
Swan song

Dear Swan Song;

I hope that doesn't mean you're giving in; if you do, then the terrorists win.

Always,
Banana loving Litster

 

[tolyk]

You crazy, lovely idiots,

Here and on PM. And KIK. And Skype.
I’m so humbled. You have no idea. None.
Completely overwhelmed.

Love,
Swan song

You are loved Fara, that much is obvious. I don't understand what anyone hopes to gain from outting someone on an erotica forum anyway. Doesn't make any sense at all

 

[Avenger1968]

Ok, I know I'm new, and I mostly lurk, but I have to say one thing:

This redneck guy is all in! I understand the concept of anonymity, and this asshole broke that credo of this wonderful site all to pieces.

I know pigs are dirty, but they have one redeeming feature. They eat everything they are fed. I do mean everything! Anyone have disposal questions now?

Signed,

Make him squeal like a pig

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ok, I know I'm new, and I mostly lurk, but I have to say one thing:

This redneck guy is all in! I understand the concept of anonymity, and this asshole broke that credo of this wonderful site all to pieces.

I know pigs are dirty, but they have one redeeming feature. They eat everything they are fed. I do mean everything! Anyone have disposal questions now?

Signed,

Make him squeal like a pig

*turns on the banjo music*

https://youtu.be/gsC4kf6x_Q0

 

[Angedesoleil]

Our car music: Dixie Chicks: Earl

Hey Earl you feelin sick?
Those blackeyed peas looked alright to me.
Why dont you lay down and sleep
Wrapped up in a sheet.

It should be noted for legal reasons if assholes name IS earl. Well. . Thats just lucky

 

[Avenger1968]

*turns on the banjo music*

https://youtu.be/gsC4kf6x_Q0

Crank it up, darlin!

*covers the sounds of him yelling in the trunk...*

 

[Avenger1968]

Our car music: Dixie Chicks: Earl

Hey Earl you feelin sick?
Those blackeyed peas looked alright to me.
Why dont you lay down and sleep
Wrapped up in a sheet.

It should be noted for legal reasons if assholes name IS earl. Well. . Thats just lucky

Actually, that would make us obligated to do to him like the song says...

 

[emmy_christina]

You,

You know who you are, and the fuck of it is, I don’t. You have no reason to hurt me, yet you did. All I wanted was a slice of life that was mine, after years and years of not being myself, not speaking, not upsetting the apple cart. Shutting my mouth. Pushing my heart down.
Farawyn was my safe place. My solace. Everyone knew me as Farawyn. I’ve only ever been Farawyn.
You fucker. Who are you to judge me? You’re here, too, in your little cocoon of anonymity. Imagine if your real life found out about you? How would you feel?
Coward.

Fuck you,
I know who I am without my name.

Sending you hugs, ,
Wishing I could take you're hurt away.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*quietly slips into the back of the squad van, armed with coffee and snickerdoodles*

*and several boxes of nitrile gloves*

Hit it, Louise!

 

[RustyIron]

You crazy, lovely idiots,

Here and on PM. And KIK. And Skype.
I’m so humbled. You have no idea. None.
Completely overwhelmed.

Love,
Swan song

Dear Swan Song

Not sure what's happened here, but sends hugs and support.
sounds like someone needs a RustyIron bar smack in the head.

Signed
Out of the Loop.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear y'all..

I'm diggin' the pig idea.

Wonder what the bacon's gonna taste like?

Signed,
Raised to not be wasteful

 

[tnman03]

Dear y'all..

I'm diggin' the pig idea.

Wonder what the bacon's gonna taste like?

Signed,
Raised to not be wasteful

???Long pork by proxy???

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

???Long pork by proxy???

*nods and grins*

I hear it goes good with Chianti..

 

[shadow_anon2u]

There, unfortunately for my nose, happens to be several hog farms locally. I also have a friend with chicken houses, they have nice, nasty pits where the dead ones go. No one would notice a change in the smell there either.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

There, unfortunately for my nose, happens to be several hog farms locally. I also have a friend with chicken houses, they have nice, nasty pits where the dead ones go. No one would notice a change in the smell there either.

I am so glad they have not yet invented a way to send odors via the internet ... yet.

 

[Apisto42]

There, unfortunately for my nose, happens to be several hog farms locally. I also have a friend with chicken houses, they have nice, nasty pits where the dead ones go. No one would notice a change in the smell there either.

And a little (or a lot) of lime and even the bones will be gone in short order.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear litsters I care about;
Id talked with Daddy about taking a break and only looking on here twice a day this weekend. It has nothing to do with nothing aside from my own need to fix some work, home, and self care stuff. Recenter if you will. I had no intention of even mentioning it but now i apparently should.
Love you. See you in a while.
~ Angie is outta here.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Ok, I know I'm new, and I mostly lurk, but I have to say one thing:

This redneck guy is all in! I understand the concept of anonymity, and this asshole broke that credo of this wonderful site all to pieces.

I know pigs are dirty, but they have one redeeming feature. They eat everything they are fed. I do mean everything! Anyone have disposal questions now?

Signed,

Make him squeal like a pig

Don't forget, my gators also like snack food.