Dear Litster... (continued)

[LikeableMe]

Dear Litster,

Surely you were taught manners at some point? Or do they go out the window when the other head takes control?

Sincerely,

Pissed off Litster

 

[Farawyn]

LanceGibs,

Do NOT EVER quote me and call me 'dear' anything you POS!

I don't care what your opinion is, stay away from me.

This.

 

[formertroll]

Dear lister who sent me advice to email someone,

Please message me again. I deleted my inbox and need to update you.

Scared as shit, happy as a lark lister

 

[SweetMystery]

Dear Quiet Litster,

Only you could look at the pic of pancakes I sent you and come up with buttery nipples. This is one of the many reasons I you. Let me know when you get back and you can butter anything you want.

Yours,
Blank Canvas Litster

 

[JugheadJane]

Dear wild winds Litster,

Today I hate these 10,841km between us even more than usual.

Signed, “down and dirty, baby” Litster.

 

[LikeableMe]

Dearest cuddly litster,

I find myself wanting to talk to you constantly, my heart is trying to speak for itself without engaging my brain, and I don’t know how much sense it makes. My heart isn’t used to being woken up. It’s exhilarating, it’s scary - I’m not used to this. It makes feel a bit weird too. I think we may have more in common than we realise!

Please don’t forget me.

Love,
Your weird, anxious friend

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Dear on a need to know basis,

I'm glad you want me to know.

Even if it is hard and difficult to know.

But I'm here for that.

And y'know...all the good shit too.

Signed,
Dr catharsis.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear Catharsis;
would you believe I didnt even recognize that it was catharsis? All I can say is, you make it easy to tell you because you never make me feel like I'm a burden. plus you talk about as much as me.... after 11 am

~your talkative pillowfort dweller.

PS... please dont make me have to eat someone's face. It might be funny... but it would not be pretty.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Dear Catharsis;
would you believe I didnt even recognize that it was catharsis? All I can say is, you make it easy to tell you because you never make me feel like I'm a burden. plus you talk about as much as me.... after 11 am

~your talkative pillowfort dweller.

PS... please dont make me have to eat someone's face. It might be funny... but it would not be pretty.

Dear face eater

Are you trying to say I'm shit in the mornings?

Yeah. Guilty as charged.

Signed,
Not enough sleep.

 

[BadAmy]

Dear Literotican...
It's another Foreigner morning..❤
And it is definitely urgent.
Signed
Hotblooded

 

[Avenger1968]

Dear Missing Litster,

I'm back after my forced hiatus. You're not around. I miss my Pet.

Your Litster Sir...

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Literotican...
It's another Foreigner morning..❤
And it is definitely urgent.
Signed
Hotblooded

Litster,

You're a real head-knocker who can't wait another moment. You thought you passed your own shadow by the bedroom door. Never mind me, I'm just a dirty white boy.

Cold as ice Litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear occasionally post-stalking Litster,

(Yes, You)

That thing you sent me last night is still the best. Thing. Ever.
You won’t remember so you’ll just have to trust me on that.

Grinning, but exhausted Litster.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Furry One,

Thanks for being a gentleman perv.
It means a lot.

Careful or I'll get out my pony beads

Semi-Respectfully Yours,

Man-made Brat

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear Mr. Wonderful;
You keep reaching into my life and fixing things I didn't realize were broken.
Good conversations are good. Meaningful. What is with all these mountains you dwarf so I can step over them? What is that even?
I owe you an apology...this isn't it. More than that I owe you a thank you....a huge thank you. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
Oh and cause I know you'll see it here:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw this is old but apparently you don't know it..??

~ sincerely
Being cured of skittish

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Dear Mr. Wonderful;
You keep reaching into my life and fixing things I didn't realize were broken.
Good conversations are good. Meaningful. What is with all these mountains you dwarf so I can step over them? What is that even?
I owe you an apology...this isn't it. More than that I owe you a thank you....a huge thank you. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
Oh and cause I know you'll see it here:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw this is old but apparently you don't know it..??

~ sincerely
Being cured of skittish

Dear longer skittish

Never seen it. I like it though.

Not sure why you feel the need to apologise,or what for.

Signed,

Off to earn my anime brownie points

P.S. After my "terrible" parenting suggestion yesterday, how about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXvsl8xgRxc

*insert evil cackle*

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear lister who sent me advice to email someone,

Please message me again. I deleted my inbox and need to update you.

Scared as shit, happy as a lark lister

Dear Sas, Haal Litster,

So glad for the update. Good things come to those who risk. And then bide their time.

Occasionally good at giving advice Litster

 

[Farawyn]

You,

You know who you are, and the fuck of it is, I don’t. You have no reason to hurt me, yet you did. All I wanted was a slice of life that was mine, after years and years of not being myself, not speaking, not upsetting the apple cart. Shutting my mouth. Pushing my heart down.
Farawyn was my safe place. My solace. Everyone knew me as Farawyn. I’ve only ever been Farawyn.
You fucker. Who are you to judge me? You’re here, too, in your little cocoon of anonymity. Imagine if your real life found out about you? How would you feel?
Coward.

Fuck you,
I know who I am without my name.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You,

You know who you are, and the fuck of it is, I don’t. You have no reason to hurt me, yet you did. All I wanted was a slice of life that was mine, after years and years of not being myself, not speaking, not upsetting the apple cart. Shutting my mouth. Pushing my heart down.
Farawyn was my safe place. My solace. Everyone knew me as Farawyn. I’ve only ever been Farawyn.
You fucker. Who are you to judge me? You’re here, too, in your little cocoon of anonymity. Imagine if your real life found out about you? How would you feel?
Coward.

Fuck you,
I know who I am without my name.

 

[JJonah]

You,

You know who you are, and the fuck of it is, I don’t. You have no reason to hurt me, yet you did. All I wanted was a slice of life that was mine, after years and years of not being myself, not speaking, not upsetting the apple cart. Shutting my mouth. Pushing my heart down.
Farawyn was my safe place. My solace. Everyone knew me as Farawyn. I’ve only ever been Farawyn.
You fucker. Who are you to judge me? You’re here, too, in your little cocoon of anonymity. Imagine if your real life found out about you? How would you feel?
Coward.

Fuck you,
I know who I am without my name.

Seconded.

 

[TongueLust]

You,

You know who you are, and the fuck of it is, I don’t. You have no reason to hurt me, yet you did. All I wanted was a slice of life that was mine, after years and years of not being myself, not speaking, not upsetting the apple cart. Shutting my mouth. Pushing my heart down.
Farawyn was my safe place. My solace. Everyone knew me as Farawyn. I’ve only ever been Farawyn.
You fucker. Who are you to judge me? You’re here, too, in your little cocoon of anonymity. Imagine if your real life found out about you? How would you feel?
Coward.

Fuck you,
I know who I am without my name.

^

 

[LostGirlTink]

You,

You know who you are, and the fuck of it is, I don’t. You have no reason to hurt me, yet you did. All I wanted was a slice of life that was mine, after years and years of not being myself, not speaking, not upsetting the apple cart. Shutting my mouth. Pushing my heart down.
Farawyn was my safe place. My solace. Everyone knew me as Farawyn. I’ve only ever been Farawyn.
You fucker. Who are you to judge me? You’re here, too, in your little cocoon of anonymity. Imagine if your real life found out about you? How would you feel?
Coward.

Fuck you,
I know who I am without my name.

Thirded

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You,

You know who you are, and the fuck of it is, I don’t. You have no reason to hurt me, yet you did. All I wanted was a slice of life that was mine, after years and years of not being myself, not speaking, not upsetting the apple cart. Shutting my mouth. Pushing my heart down.
Farawyn was my safe place. My solace. Everyone knew me as Farawyn. I’ve only ever been Farawyn.
You fucker. Who are you to judge me? You’re here, too, in your little cocoon of anonymity. Imagine if your real life found out about you? How would you feel?
Coward.

Fuck you,
I know who I am without my name.

Shieldmaiden

 

[beachbaby179]

You,

You know who you are, and the fuck of it is, I don’t. You have no reason to hurt me, yet you did. All I wanted was a slice of life that was mine, after years and years of not being myself, not speaking, not upsetting the apple cart. Shutting my mouth. Pushing my heart down.
Farawyn was my safe place. My solace. Everyone knew me as Farawyn. I’ve only ever been Farawyn.
You fucker. Who are you to judge me? You’re here, too, in your little cocoon of anonymity. Imagine if your real life found out about you? How would you feel?
Coward.

Fuck you,
I know who I am without my name.

Dear Finally Found Yourself,

That's the rub, isn't it? In order to know you are here, and 'out' you, they have to be here too. Some people are just plain miserable and want everyone around them to be just as miserable. The joke's on them. You're finally happy.

Signed,
I will love you no matter what you ask me to call you...

 

[tnman03]

You,

You know who you are, and the fuck of it is, I don’t. You have no reason to hurt me, yet you did. All I wanted was a slice of life that was mine, after years and years of not being myself, not speaking, not upsetting the apple cart. Shutting my mouth. Pushing my heart down.
Farawyn was my safe place. My solace. Everyone knew me as Farawyn. I’ve only ever been Farawyn.
You fucker. Who are you to judge me? You’re here, too, in your little cocoon of anonymity. Imagine if your real life found out about you? How would you feel?
Coward.

Fuck you,
I know who I am without my name.

Not cool, in fact it sounds like someone's been the epitome of a hypocritical and despicable human being.

So you, whoever you are, it really does all come back around and catches up to you. Someone will out you or you'll be found out in some other way.

Fara, your the best of what this place represents.