RubenesqueAphrodite
Educated Redneck
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- Oct 14, 2012
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Dear LOL-ing Litster,
You mean the angelic appearances are just a façade????
Signed,
A shocked and shaken Litster.![]()
Dear Toe Avoiders,
Wow. Everyone is so careful and nice.
Meanwhile, behind the scenes? Hedonism.
Signed,
This is making me LOL

Dear Flirtin' With My Man Litster,
Thanks for getting him all worked up, we had a great time after you were gone!
Signed,
Better Than UPS Litster
Dear Wild Child,
PS. I LOVE the fetlife suggestion. That is definitely going up as a February challenge. I'm most interested in seeing who gets listed by multiple Litsters and in what capacity. I expect it will be hysterical. Is that wrong?
Dear All those worried about toe-stepping,
I'm pretty sure I don't give a shit anymore. I'll ask forgiveness before I'll ask permission in most places, but especially here.
In real life? As in real people who actually are who and what there say they are? Sure, I'll flirt, and inappropriately at that. But here?
*kirsch* That'd be a big "fuck no", Good Buddy...*kirsch*
Wayyyy too much gets read into it. Wayyy too many think that by flirting you're asking for a private chat session. Wayyyy too many get their balls twisted when you say, "No."
Waaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much bullshit. Waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much thinking it's all harmless fun and games...untill it's not.
Kinda of like when my boys are fighting in the den. They're having a great time, until one lands a punch... then it's all Hell, "Mooooommm!!!! Look what he did to me?"
So, um...nope.
Watching Lit, oftentimes is like watching a bunch of drunks around at a midnight party discuss how much fun it would be to pour gasoline onto themselves and then do a rain dance around the bonfire.
Do not get me wrong. I'm not a holier than thou, yer all going to Hell, pit-preacher..
I'm just a cunt who can't deal with bullshit.
Just saying,
Pulling on her Waders
Just a fantastic cheery ray of sunshine aren't you.![]()
Real, genuine sun burns sometimes.
I’ll take it.
Dear Wild Child,
I've read everything from here forward but had to come back to this one. For the record, I read it as tongue-in-cheek humor from the get go and thought it quite funny. All of the comments that followed were great and it's nice to see everyone's opinion, but I especially enjoyed that the whole thing started with a spot of humor.
I may have also read some humor in posts that were written without it. I tend to be amused by things I shouldn't. *shrugs*
Sincerely,
Still giggling litster
PS. I LOVE the fetlife suggestion. That is definitely going up as a February challenge. I'm most interested in seeing who gets listed by multiple Litsters and in what capacity. I expect it will be hysterical. Is that wrong?
I am more than slightly excited about the idea!
I also believe in leaving a place better than how I found it. I also believe in helping people find some bit of cheer in a place they visit many times because offline is so awful, this is the place they escape to.
At the risk of stepping on toes ... *kisses your cheek*
I like the way you think.
(Side note: "Toe stepping" made me think of "toe tapping", which led to "tap dancing", which then required me to pull up CW giving it hell on youtube. So, thanks people. I needed that.)
At the risk of stepping on toes ... *kisses your cheek*
I like the way you think.
(Side note: "Toe stepping" made me think of "toe tapping", which led to "tap dancing", which then required me to pull up CW giving it hell on youtube. So, thanks people. I needed that.)

I just hope that real genuine statements about what one observes are not colored with bitterness and cynicism. There's plenty of that to go around outside of Lit.
Does Lit have its BS? Oh yea. I've lived it in ways I would not wish on anyone. Some even of my own creation.
In the end, I refuse to let my bad experiences and hurts spread to others if I can help it.
I also like realism. I do. I invest a lot of time in determining what is real for me here or not.
I also believe in leaving a place better than how I found it. I also believe in helping people find some bit of cheer in a place they visit many times because offline is so awful, this is the place they escape to.
Some people abuse that. I get it. Its definitely not everyone.
Just a fantastic cheery ray of sunshine aren't you.![]()
I just hope that real genuine statements about what one observes are not colored with bitterness and cynicism. There's plenty of that to go around outside of Lit.
Does Lit have its BS? Oh yea. I've lived it in ways I would not wish on anyone. Some even of my own creation.
In the end, I refuse to let my bad experiences and hurts spread to others if I can help it.
I also like realism. I do. I invest a lot of time in determining what is real for me here or not.
I also believe in leaving a place better than how I found it. I also believe in helping people find some bit of cheer in a place they visit many times because offline is so awful, this is the place they escape to.
Some people abuse that. I get it. Its definitely not everyone.
cynicism....truth...tomato, tomahto..
If anyones's real life is so Fucked up they have to escape it on the regular, then they should do something about it. Not continue to bandaid it.
I can tell you, there is no beanstalk you can climb and get the golden harp.
I mean, that would be cool and shit, and I'd love to throat punch a big old giant that was being a pussy ass fee, fi, fo-ing motherfucker any day of the week.
But the reality is... that's not going to happen. And pretending that it is just makes me look ridiculous.(or crazy? I dunno, maybe there are normal people who think giant beanstalks and gold-hording giants live in the clouds? I digress...)
So, while I thoroughly believe in making people's situations better, helping, and paying forward, I do not think enabling delusional behavior is the way to go about it. I do not think clandestine, cloak and dagger relationships are good for anyone.. (despite the said "spice" they add) although I know three are those who disagree...and that's AWESOME because we need more I-type personalities in this world, right??
Someone mentioned to me that the sideline thrill is so addictive..
Well, so is meth.

I agree, I go by my personal experiences, but I don't go around purposely hurting anyone.
I just don't like when I see others assume, and jump on bandwagons without facts.
They believe the lies, when that person has never interacted with me, like what the hell?
What really confuses me, is when we do have a friendship- or so I thought, they all of a sudden start acting funny with me, without a reason.
I don't get it, I don't let anyone tell me who to talk to, or what to do... it bothers me when people are not genuine with me.
I have been the same person ever since I started Lit, I don't vacillate.
This.
*kisses your cheek*
*steps on RA’s toes*

See... "tap, tap, tap" gets me thinking of things in an entirely different direction.![]()
cynicism....truth...tomato, tomahto..
If anyones's real life is so Fucked up they have to escape it on the regular, then they should do something about it. Not continue to bandaid it.
I can tell you, there is no beanstalk you can climb and get the golden harp.
I mean, that would be cool and shit, and I'd love to throat punch a big old giant that was being a pussy ass fee, fi, fo-ing motherfucker any day of the week.
But the reality is... that's not going to happen. And pretending that it is just makes me look ridiculous.(or crazy? I dunno, maybe there are normal people who think giant beanstalks and gold-hording giants live in the clouds? I digress...)
So, while I thoroughly believe in making people's situations better, helping, and paying forward, I do not think enabling delusional behavior is the way to go about it. I do not think clandestine, cloak and dagger relationships are good for anyone.. (despite the said "spice" they add) although I know there are those who disagree...and that's AWESOME because we need more I-type personalities in this world, right??
Someone mentioned to me that the sideline thrill is so addictive..
Well, so is meth.
I agree, I go by my personal experiences, but I don't go around purposely hurting anyone.
I just don't like when I see others assume, and jump on bandwagons without facts.
They believe the lies, when that person has never interacted with me, like what the hell?
What really confuses me, is when we do have a friendship- or so I thought, they all of a sudden start acting funny with me, without a reason.
I don't get it, I don't let anyone tell me who to talk to, or what to do... it bothers me when people are not genuine with me.
I have been the same person ever since I started Lit, I don't vacillate.
Dear Tapper,
rhymes with fapper.
Love,
I know what a perv you are.

See... "tap, tap, tap" gets me thinking of things in an entirely different direction.![]()


