Dear Litster... (continued)

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《 I will say the whole, "I don't talk with my lit-SO on the board" makes it hard to know who is "taken" and makes it easy to accidentally step on toes. I would prefer it if lit SOs were listed in signatures like Uncle. :D

:eek:

Like on Fet?

Is married to...
Is dating...
Is fucking around with...
Does oral only with...
Engages in rockstar cyber with...
Crawls around on their knees and wiggles their ass for...

😂
 
:eek:

Like on Fet?

Is married to...
Is dating...
Is fucking around with...
Does oral only with...
Engages in rockstar cyber with...
Crawls around on their knees and wiggles their ass for...

😂

Never been there. Not all of us are as wild as you. :eek:

But that said... That would make the waters around here a lot less murky. :cool:
 
Dear Litsters,

I like flirting. I come here to have lighthearted fun. I’m really not looking for an SO. I created an account after reading some of the forums and seeing how close some people seemed in threads. It just seemed fun place to blow off a little stream. Goodness knows I’m not exciting irl. It’s nice to have an escape.

That’s my only intention. If I’ve stepped on anyone’s toes, it was because I wasn’t aware of any issue. I don’t *think* I have.

Signed,
“Covering Her Bases Litster Who Is Glad To Have Gotten That Off Her Chest and Who Always Worries About Pissing Someone Off”.
 
Dear All those worried about toe-stepping,

I'm pretty sure I don't give a shit anymore. I'll ask forgiveness before I'll ask permission in most places, but especially here.

In real life? As in real people who actually are who and what there say they are? Sure, I'll flirt, and inappropriately at that. But here?

*kirsch* That'd be a big "fuck no", Good Buddy...*kirsch*

Wayyyy too much gets read into it. Wayyy too many think that by flirting you're asking for a private chat session. Wayyyy too many get their balls twisted when you say, "No."

Waaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much bullshit. Waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much thinking it's all harmless fun and games...untill it's not.

Kinda of like when my boys are fighting in the den. They're having a great time, until one lands a punch... then it's all Hell, "Mooooommm!!!! Look what he did to me?"

So, um...nope.

Watching Lit, oftentimes is like watching a bunch of drunks around at a midnight party discuss how much fun it would be to pour gasoline onto themselves and then do a rain dance around the bonfire.

Do not get me wrong. I'm not a holier than thou, yer all going to Hell, pit-preacher..

I'm just a cunt who can't deal with bullshit.


Just saying,
Pulling on her Waders
 
Dear All those worried about toe-stepping,

I'm pretty sure I don't give a shit anymore. I'll ask forgiveness before I'll ask permission in most places, but especially here.

In real life? As in real people who actually are who and what there say they are? Sure, I'll flirt, and inappropriately at that. But here?

*kirsch* That'd be a big "fuck no", Good Buddy...*kirsch*

Wayyyy too much gets read into it. Wayyy too many think that by flirting you're asking for a private chat session. Wayyyy too many get their balls twisted when you say, "No."

Waaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much bullshit. Waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much thinking it's all harmless fun and games...untill it's not.

Kinda of like when my boys are fighting in the den. They're having a great time, until one lands a punch... then it's all Hell, "Mooooommm!!!! Look what he did to me?"

So, um...nope.

Watching Lit, oftentimes is like watching a bunch of drunks around at a midnight party discuss how much fun it would be to pour gasoline onto themselves and then do a rain dance around the bonfire.

Do not get me wrong. I'm not a holier than thou, yer all going to Hell, pit-preacher..

I'm just a cunt who can't deal with bullshit.


Just saying,
Pulling on her Waders

When I read ^ I came running. :D

Awww you two!!! :heart::kiss::rose:
 
Dear All those worried about toe-stepping,

I'm pretty sure I don't give a shit anymore. I'll ask forgiveness before I'll ask permission in most places, but especially here.

In real life? As in real people who actually are who and what there say they are? Sure, I'll flirt, and inappropriately at that. But here?

*kirsch* That'd be a big "fuck no", Good Buddy...*kirsch*

Wayyyy too much gets read into it. Wayyy too many think that by flirting you're asking for a private chat session. Wayyyy too many get their balls twisted when you say, "No."

Waaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much bullshit. Waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much thinking it's all harmless fun and games...untill it's not.

Kinda of like when my boys are fighting in the den. They're having a great time, until one lands a punch... then it's all Hell, "Mooooommm!!!! Look what he did to me?"

So, um...nope.

Watching Lit, oftentimes is like watching a bunch of drunks around at a midnight party discuss how much fun it would be to pour gasoline onto themselves and then do a rain dance around the bonfire.

Do not get me wrong. I'm not a holier than thou, yer all going to Hell, pit-preacher..

I'm just a cunt who can't deal with bullshit.


Just saying,
Pulling on her Waders

Dear Waders,

You’re right. I tend to get all wrapped around the axle.

Thanks,
SB69
 
:eek:

Like on Fet?

Is married to...
Is dating...
Is fucking around with...
Does oral only with...
Engages in rockstar cyber with...
Crawls around on their knees and wiggles their ass for...

😂

I think everyone should do this for the month of February. Just because it's hilarious. Even if you have to make stuff up.
 
phew...
There's at least three I won't have to apologize to..
:p

....I’m sorry, did I step on your toes? :D

I wear a size 11 shoe. I can not control where my toes land. Obviously.

Your post was truth. I rarely apologize for the idiocy that comes out of my face, on Lit or in real life.
 
Bitch, you know better than that. :)

Now come sit on my lap.
Mama, you'd know they'd all be talking about our muff-diving skills if I were to come sit on your lap.. girl..please:D
:kiss::kiss: :kiss:

:kiss:a wink, and a :rose:
....I’m sorry, did I step on your toes? :D

I wear a size 11 shoe. I can not control where my toes land. Obviously.

Your post was truth. I rarely apologize for the idiocy that comes out of my face, on Lit or in real life.
*Boom*
You may step on my toes anytime you'd like, C.
You keep it real, babe.



 
phew...
There's at least three I won't have to apologize to..
:p

Apologize??? Oh hell no. Getting to see you post whenever you do is great. Even more so in the DL or ICT threads. But When you and Corbal post on the same day and in the same thread it's time to stand back and watch the festivities and good times. :)
 
Mama, you'd know they'd all be talking about our muff-diving skills if I were to come sit on your lap.. girl..please:D
:kiss::kiss: :kiss:

Our? Um... you mean your muff diving skills. It's what I say. ;):kiss:

*Boom*
You may step on my toes anytime you'd like, C.
You keep it real, babe.


^^She sure does, that's why I crush on her. :D
 
Dear Toe Avoiders,

Wow. Everyone is so careful and nice.
Meanwhile, behind the scenes? Hedonism.

Signed,
This is making me LOL
 
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