Dear Lilli

[tnman03]

Oops, I must have missed the hundred post requirement in the T&Cs - oh, well, I’ve been submitting the occasional post and story on here for quite a while, so hopefully I’ll get away with it!

I’m very much male, in spite of the username, which has a special meaning for me - sorry to disappoint the e-Sapphism fans!

Thank you to all of you wonderful people for your support and encouragement. I can’t wait to e-meet you! It’s going to be a wild e-party, the wilder the better. As for the details of venue, (un)dress code etc., I may be Lilli’s Daddy, but I know better than to get in the way of the girls when they get their teeth into organising a wedding! Best to give them their head, so to speak ...

xxx

Hmm...I'm suspecting there's some history involving a 1958 Ariel MC. Now wouldn't it be nice to have one of those for touring the countryside with the lovely e-bride riding on the pillion seat behind you.

 

[Little_Sister]

I may be Lilli’s Daddy, but I know better than to get in the way of the girls when they get their teeth into organising a wedding! Best to give them their head, so to speak ...

xxx

Is that the same as giving them head? I'm all for public e-cunnulingus.

 

[LitMasterJ]

Is that the same as giving them head? I'm all for public e-cunnulingus.

I’ll e-lick you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

So both of my dates have accepted, yay!

Zach will be sporting his coat of armour, minus the codpiece. And Daddy has opted to go with an elegant black evening gown, which will show off his hairy chest nicely.

At first he was concerned with if there was going to be an open bar, and whether he needed to take the day off work, but when I told him there would be hot tubs, he was all over that shit.

LitMasterJ is to wear a Speedo, is that correct? And I'm hoping that just_e will be properly wearing his kilt.

My goodness, but our gentlemen will be quite a vision!

 

[Little_Sister]

I’ll e-lick you.

Where?

LitMasterJ is to wear a Speedo, is that correct?

I think the correct term is mankini

 

[LitMasterJ]

Where?



I think the correct term is mankini

Right on your boots.

 

[Little_Sister]

Right on your boots.

Kinky... and not in the good way.

 

[LitMasterJ]

Kinky... and not in the good way.

That actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Where?



I think the correct term is mankini

Mankini! Ha ha ha!

I wonder what size he wears?

 

[LitMasterJ]

Mankini! Ha ha ha!

I wonder what size he wears?

I always wear things a size too small so my bulge is extra-bulgy.

 

[elli1point1]

So both of my dates have accepted, yay!

I'll bring Tom Hiddleston as my date.

 

[Little_Sister]

I always wear things a size too small so my bulge is extra-bulgy.

BS!! He just likes to show off his trampy stampy

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41zTkrlUskL.jpg

But for real tho... do you have ANY body hair??

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1435/0352/products/TB28oImmFXXXXXLXXXXXXXXXXXX__2828435950_large.jpg?v=1474759527

I'm not saying I zoomed in or anything, I'm not a perv, but when I zoomed in I didn't even see any peach fuzz.

https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1oVaHKpXXXXX2aXXXq6xXFXXXc/MAB-84-Party-crazy-funny-sexy-Borat.jpg_350x350.jpg

 

[Little_Sister]

I'll bring Tom Hiddleston as my date.

And Taylor Swift?

 

[LitMasterJ]

BS!! He just likes to show off his trampy stampy

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41zTkrlUskL.jpg

But for real tho... do you have ANY body hair??

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1435/0352/products/TB28oImmFXXXXXLXXXXXXXXXXXX__2828435950_large.jpg?v=1474759527

I'm not saying I zoomed in or anything, I'm not a perv, but when I zoomed in I didn't even see any peach fuzz.

https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1oVaHKpXXXXX2aXXXq6xXFXXXc/MAB-84-Party-crazy-funny-sexy-Borat.jpg_350x350.jpg

For formal events like an e-wedding I wax everything. Even my eyebrows. Johnny Sins style. You know what I'm saying.

 

[elli1point1]

And Taylor Swift?

Piss off, I'm through with you.

 

[Little_Sister]

For formal events like an e-wedding I wax everything. Even my eyebrows. Johnny Sins style. You know what I'm saying.

Mmmm. Yes please.

 

[Little_Sister]

Piss off, I'm through with you.

J and I will take her off your hands. Just say'in

 

[LitMasterJ]

J and I will take her off your hands. Just say'in

Taylor is welcome with me, for sure.

 

[Little_Sister]

Taylor is welcome with me, for sure.

For sure. I mean I know this is photo shopped but still. She is still welcome in my bed.

 

[LitMasterJ]

For sure. I mean I know this is photo shopped but still. She is still welcome in my bed.

I'll admit...that would be an absolute fantasy come true.

 

[Jordan90]

I have an e-painting by Jack Vettriano, passed down to me from my e-grandmother, which I would like to e-gift to the happy couple!

Many Happy E-Returns!!!

 

[elli1point1]

J and I will take her off your hands. Just say'in

cheers...

 

[Artfan2]

For sure. I mean I know this is photo shopped but still. She is still welcome in my bed.

And afterwards, she'll write a song about it.

 

[Little_Sister]

And afterwards, she'll write a song about it.

Ohhh.. Can you imagine a TS song about group sex. That would be amazballs.

 

[ydahecnot]

More amazeballs? A song about her domming me all night long