dear laurel

[SalviaDivinorum]

Dear Rob,
Please give Lorilei her bra back. It suits her better.

Insistently yours
Salvia

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Rob,

5th Annual? How come I don't recall the previous 4?

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I hid his ladders instead.

Noor, not feeling particularly helpful

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dear Rob,

5th Annual? How come I don't recall the previous 4?

I have no idea!

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/laday2009_zpsc1413240.jpg
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/laday2010_zpsb036b44b.jpg
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/laday2011_zps817783a8.jpg
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/laday2012_zpsc97986ea.jpg

(sorry about the misspelled name!)

 

[Lorilei]

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

Please smite Rob. Thanks!

Sincerely,
Lorilei

 

[girlsmiley]

Kbate.

Thank you.

For everything.



Oops, I'm already being rude to the staff.

"Excuse me. Would you like a hot towel?"

Love love love,

Smiley. x

 

[fluffPE]

Kbate.

Thank you.

For everything.



Oops, I'm already being rude to the staff.

"Excuse me. Would you like a hot towel?"

Love love love,

Smiley. x

Did you have phone sex with her? Nice!

 

[yossi]

Dear Iman,

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f33b19bb2a4699523002627068b29038/tumblr_mqejjo0g2D1qe8q2uo1_500.jpg

-Scout

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

How does one sign up for this phone sex?

Love,
LTR

 

[Laurel]

Dear Byron,

Kyle, Lyle, Bo Byle.

Banana Fanna Fo Fyle.

Fee Fie Fo Fyle.

Kyle.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear ltr,

It's a promise.

And I dunno. If you happen upon the sign-up sheet, send it my way. :

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

Indeed! Here it is:

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1107077291_1/Free-Shipping-1Pcs-font-b-Beer-b-font-Can-Holder-Helmet-Drinking-Helmet-Drinking-font-b.jpg

It comes in a red, blue, or yellow - and monogrammed!

Let me know your color choice and initials.

Congratulations!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Batch,

Have you seen Dobermann? It was Vincent Cassel's first movie - and stars his wife Monica Belucci as well. That movie made me fall in love with him (and director Jan Kounen), and he (Vincent, or as I call him in my fantasies, Vince) has only grown sexier with age.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear kotori,

Where is Gusty Wind? She seems not so gusty lately - or she's gusting elsewhere.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Rob,

Be a nice guy and give Lorilei back her bra before I am forced to look at you sternly.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

LOL!

Love,

Laurel

 

[Digital_Bob]

dear anybody,

someone please tell me what the fuck is happening in neci's av so that i can stop driving myself mad trying to figure it out.

thanks,

another fucking alt

 

[Batch]

Dear Laurel,
I have only seen Vincent C., in the Ocean movies. Thank you for the movie recommendation, I'll visit Amazon and search for it.

Batch

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

I love him too. He's sexy as fuck. Have you seen him in Brotherhood of the Wolf? He's vile and creepy in that but still fab.

Yours

FM

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Fata acts too good to talk to me anymore. Therefore I have given up on her, and thus I am now a free agent. Wanna make out?

Yours,

Indie

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Why can't things be as simple and as uncomplicated as the joy of eating a nice ripe white nectarine?

Why can't we just figuratively slurp the juices up and enjoy what is on offer instead of tearing apart what is what is not?

Why do people mishandle their fruit and then complain that it has bruised spots?

Noor, fruitarian

 

[Laurel]

Dear Batch,

Do! And let me know if you see it and what you think.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Fata,

OMG yes. Mark Dacascos was pretty nice to look at in that movie also. Great martial arts as well.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

If there's anything I've learned from my time online, it's that many people live and breathe for the opportunity to complain. Even if they have to bruise the fruit themselves to do it.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Noor]

Dear Noor,

If there's anything I've learned from my time online, it's that many people live and breathe for the opportunity to complain. Even if they have to bruise the fruit themselves to do it.

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

Sometimes girls just want to have fun, have their bells rung, drive hot cars and melt unsuspecting brains.

Couldn't we have a bit more of that, please?

Love,

Noor

 

[kotori]

Dear Laurel,

I love Nara Leão. I think Portuguese may be the most romantic Romance language.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlaTMdJKVU

kotori.

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I love Nara Leão. I think Portuguese may be the most romantic Romance language.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlaTMdJKVU

kotori.

Very nice!

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Dear Laurel, won't you come out to play
Dear Laurel, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Laurel won't you come out to play

Dear Laurel open up your eyes
Dear Laurel see the sunny skies
The wind is low the birds will sing
That you are part of everything
Dear Laurel won't you open up your eyes?

Every time I see this thread I have that song rollin' 'round in my head!

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I hope you enjoyed the corn you teased us with. May none of the kernels get stuck in your teeth.

Thanks to this site I have had 3 relationships that while they did not work out, I am not ashamed of having them, as it's made me who I am now. However, I am quite scared of doing it again. It may sound stupid, as I do want a happily ever after ending, but to have that one has to make that leap.

My heart is all for it, my brain is scared to death.

At my age, I am not interested in flings or being anyone's fb any longer, so this is it.

I just don't know what to do.

Love,
LTR

 

[butters]

dear lovetoread,

you'll never know if you never try

p.s
loving this avatar

happy futures, yes?
butters

 

[cjh]

Dear Laurel,

I love Laura Nyro. Even if she never sang in Portuguese.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwSNbC9zK-w

cjh

 

[Laurel]

Dear all,

For you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVr1BQ3MGOQ#t=47

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

Why not?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear kotori,

Damn that's lovely.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Joey,

Sorry Kyle's thread gives you an earworm, but that's a nice one at least!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear ltr,

Wonderful things often require risk. But the risk should be calculated and controlled. If you're going to take a step forward, make sure that you have the space and ability to step back a step - or even two - should you find yourself going in the wrong direction. Never bet your last dollar.

Best of luck, lovely.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear butters,

This too.

Love,

Laurel