dear laurel

[Lorilei]

Dear Luk and Lori...

&

One of those are for each of you.

Sincerely,
Mona

Dear Mona,



Regards,
Lorilei

 

[Sean]

Dear Laurel,

any way you can track Lori's IP so I can hunt her down and make her the lead item on the local news

yours in Gacey

Sean.

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

I would feel vaguely threatened if I wasn't giggling so hard.

,
Lorilei

 

[Sean]

Dear Laurel,

what's the best way to make a human skin into a hat?

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

what's the best way to make a human skin into a hat?

I know how to make hats so if you solve the human skin problem, I can help

Maybe tattoo skin into a top hat?

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Dear Laurel,

I seem to have lost my way. Which way did they go? 'Cause I want to go the other way!

Thanks,

BD

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Apparently I need to go to bed early more often.

Thumper just gets silly on his own.

Love,
LTR

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Laurel,

I suggest taking in a local Turin pastime, notably, a little game of Serie A.

Also, baby will take lira in coins if you can find any.

Colloseumly yours,

Alessandro Del Piero

 

[butters]

Dear Laurel,

I, like most Brits, am rather reticent about showing my emotions. This can be a problem when we're dealing with our colonial cousins.

How can we show our devotion when UPS are a bunch of cunts that we have to threaten with legal action?

dear sean,

a thought:

it's not about the gifts but the words.


love,

butters

 

[Radiohead]

He DID have a thought

UPS are a bunch of cunts that need to be threatened with legal action.

Even if he is sending dirty underwear that requires a hazmat team.

Also, 'words are words unless they're true'

I'll take truth.

And LTF, I mean, LTR

 

[trysail]

The dénoument of this thread is proof positive of the observation:

"If prayers are answered, they cease to be prayers and become correspondence."​

 

[girlsmiley]

Kitty Mama,

I you. So much.

Bedtime.

Give my love to kbate.

Yours,

Smiley.

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

All members of Steam Powered Giraffe give great hugs, not just the robots, with the except of Miss Paige whose hug I have yet to experience...

A sad girl could do a lot worse,

Noor

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Dear Laurel,

I, like most Brits, am rather reticent about showing my emotions. This can be a problem when we're dealing with our colonial cousins.

How can we show our devotion when UPS are a bunch of cunts that we have to threaten with legal action?

Dear Sean,

Your colonial cousins sense your animosity.

Best wishes,

Jim.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I've learned that Lit.'s backend today a lot nicer than it was yesterday. So, let's see it.


Yours in anticipation,

islandman

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Why have you forsaken this thread?


Yours in sadness,

islandman

 

[alabama]

Dear Laurel,

I you in a big way.

Bitch Please.

Bama

 

[thør]

Dear Laurel,

I you in a big way.

Bitch Please.

Bama

You're ordering a beer from Brew Dog in Maryland?

 

[alabama]

You're ordering a beer from Brew Dog in Maryland?

Dear Laurel,

Please let thør know that this this thread is titled "Dear Laurel" and not "Guess What thør?!?"

Thanks in advance,

Alabama

ps....xoxo thør

 

[thør]

Dear Laurel,

I'll take a couple bottles of Bitch Please, please.

thør

 

[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,



http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/parisian-cat-cafe-offers-purr-therapy-animal-lovers-5590409


Cats, coffee, and croissants.

http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0033/0IoS232487.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

Can we please move all of the political threads to Am Pics or the Playground?


Thank you,
Pete

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Can we please move all of the political posters to my basement?


Thank you,
Pete

I fully support this.

 

[Saint Peter]

I fully support this.

I knew Laurel. I worked with Laurel. I even stuck my finger in her butthole.


You, sir, are no Laurel.

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

Thank you. http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=50415857&postcount=1