dear laurel

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,

Could you please tell kbate to stop having orgasms in my epic b cup thread?

Gosh.

Smiley.

 

[celiaKitten]

Dear Laurel,

Thanks.

Love,
cK

 

[kbate]

Dear Laurel,

Please remind CJH about this post: http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=19257936&postcount=504

As always, my thanks.

kb

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

Do you get tired of the constant attention and demands? I would.

Also, I'm sad that Carol Burnett's daughter died of lung cancer at such a young age.

These two thoughts are unrelated.

Rambling,
Lorilei

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

See, I am not bullshitting you here. The mature lesbian ground her pussy into the younger lesbian's face. She soaked her piehole with a twat paintbrush. She gyrated. She humped. She got down with the bow wow.

And the young one was doing her best to keep up! Her tongue trying to both stay out of the way and find the wet hole. Sometimes it landed in the pussy. Sometimes it landed in the ass. Sometime it was squished like chopped liver between two sliced of taint bread.

Please, Laurel. I am begging you to do something about this.


Love,
Pete

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I don't know which of these to get Petey for Christmas this year. Could you help me choose between these?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/9bc4faff6903767c027db5dcdf3b3994/tumblr_mr944u2sVG1r0ldy1o1_250.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/fe44304296d4953ad03b6d68a3e7e2da/tumblr_mr944u2sVG1r0ldy1o2_250.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f865fcfb10fb701243e52cc5f2decf1/tumblr_mr944u2sVG1r0ldy1o3_250.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/1adb9b88c74b34c3a9cff6308c7321fd/tumblr_mr944u2sVG1r0ldy1o4_250.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6448ab43d6505474e750200ed54be6d/tumblr_mr944u2sVG1r0ldy1o5_250.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b6f682fcf525d49d9e17edf24e12400/tumblr_mr944u2sVG1r0ldy1o6_250.jpg

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Laurel

Why does the bearded one not know about Divine Interventions where of course Saint Peter gets his toys.

Questionally yours

Him

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I am not doing a good job at being bad.
I guess I just have to face it, I am bad at being bad.

Noor

 

[trysail]

If prayers are answered, they cease to be prayers and become correspondence.

-Author not known​

 

[kbate]

Dear Laurel,

It is good that you've provided a safe place for Muppet man, Indie and Pete to discuss their sex toy preferences. I applaud your foresight.

kb

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

Did I mention the older one had a fistful of the younger one's hair? It was terrible. Then she grated her young friend's cheese face on her pussy grinder as if she were garnishing a cold plate of crappy spaghetti at the Olive Garden.

Something. Anything. Just do it.


Parmesanily yours,
Pete

 

[Fata Morgana]

Parmesanily yours,
Pete

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/chees_zps8e676062.gif

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Did I mention the older one had a fistful of the younger one's hair? It was terrible. Then she grated her young friend's cheese face on her pussy grinder as if she were garnishing a cold plate of crappy spaghetti at the Olive Garden.

Something. Anything. Just do it.


Parmesanily yours,
Pete

Oh, you must have watched that new Spaghetti Lesbian Western starring Fata and Yossariankat. I think it was called 'Fistful of Spaghetti Style Pubic Hair'.

 

[Saint Peter]

I must have missed that episode.

 

[Fata Morgana]

We have spaghetti hoops in Britain.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Oh, you must have watched that new Spaghetti Lesbian Western starring Fata and Yossariankat. I think it was called 'Fistful of Spaghetti Style Pubic Hair'.

I'm waiting for the sequel, "For a few Pubic Hairs More".

 

[kbate]

We have spaghetti hoops in Britain.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=45280489&postcount=20

you people eat some strange stuff.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=45280489&postcount=20

you people eat some strange stuff.

The joy of spaghetti hoops is getting them all lined up on the outside prongs of your fork before heating them. Immensely satisfying.

Not been back there since, will definitely have that cheesy ass fuck again.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I think all my posts must contain the word "cheese" or "cunt".

Laurel, change me to Cheesy Cunt or Cuntishly Cheesy. Ta. x

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,

Another gorgeous day in Sydney. The weather has just been sensational.

It'll be spring in a few weeks!

Yesterday I went shopping with friends. The gardens and trees... Just beautiful.

Heading back out.

Love love love,

gs. x

 

[Laurel]

Piss off?

Nooooo!

 

[Laurel]

Dear Pete,

What happened next?

Love,

Laurel

P.S. You're missing a fiery bush. Please edit and resubmit.

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Dear glynndah,

School is starting soon. Hang in there!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear smiley,

Believe every word kbate says because she is all-knowing and has only your best interest at heart.

Sorry, couldn't keep from smirking. I'll try again later.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear bux_fan and cjh,

Then who would we all make fun of?

Love,

Laurel

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Dear cjh,

I'm supposed to remind you of this.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear kbate,

Please stop orgasming in smiley's epic boobie thread.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear celiaKitten,

hey lovely! Long time no see.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Indie,

Thor, of course. 'Cause it's red and girthy.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Radiohead,

Good question. Now he knows!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

I doubt that.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear kbate,

It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't the original idea.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Fata,

What exactly is a spaghetti hoop?

Love,

Laurel

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Dear smiley,

Yay for a wonderful day! Keep enjoying, eh.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

If you only knew...

Noor

 

[islandman]

Dearest Laurel,

At this late hour the board is essentially dead, so I have taken it upon myself to create my own amusement and have begun titling erotic pics posted by others with funny quips.

Sorry for the run-on sentence. I think it's the french vanilla ice cream I'm eating.

Also, how come the search function only allows me to go back 200 results? I would like to go back farther in time.


Yours in awaiting further advisement,

islandman

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I hope you have a great day.

Love,
LTR