dear laurel

[cjh]

Dear Sinny,

There are three briskets, actually, which...now that I think about, might be better than one. Depending on your inclinations.

Bring yourself and your mixology skills. It's gonna be a big one.

Your partner in beats and meats,

cjh

 

[Sinny]

Dear cjh,

I am going to show up nekky and holding two bottles of booze and five mixed CDs. Going to be a fun one. Looking forward to testing your meat. Can Lori come, too? She'll bring peach pie.

Love,
The Sinster

 

[cjh]

Dear Sinny,

I'm trying to rank the party favors.

• Nekky you
• Your selection of 5 discs of music
• Mixology
• Lori
• Georgia peaches in the middle of summer

There's no choosing between them.

Maybe it's a good thing we have three briskets.

Cocktails start at seven.

Awaitingly,

cjh

 

[Sinny]

Dear cjh,

My pants already are off. Let's do this.

Half Nekky Girl

 

[cjh]

So, dear Sinny,

If I'm half nekky, we're whole.

Or something like that, right?

I have not even told you about the library yet.

It's a bookmonger's birthday. Well, the spouse's.

You'd look fetching on the ladder that stretches to the upper shelves.

With my fingers on your spine,

cjh

 

[Noor]

Dear cjh,

I don't think you need my chocolate but sure.


Dear Favorite Witch,

I don't know but I will find out this weekend I hope and get back to you.


Dear Laurel,

Can you find a way to cool down some of this sexual obsession?
It's wearing me out and I am afraid soon I won't have energy for sex.


Dear Snack Food Glory Hole,

I just noticed you put an "I swallowed" sticker on the back of my badge, why yes I did, very amusing.

Love and way too much lust,

Noor

 

[Sinny]

Dear cjh,

Please sign me up for that party. Before I forget, I will run down to that one store and pick up some domaine de canton for our nightcap cocktails. Also, I have a recipe for goat cheese flan that might work as a starter before we get shitfaced and stuffed on The Meat.

Love,
Tingly Spine

 

[cjh]

Dear Noor,

So are you saying there's such a thing as too much sweet and sticky?

My inner Mick Jagger hopes no.

Wondering whether I still have the album with the real zipper on the cover,

cjh

 

[cjh]

Dear Sinny,

I'm thinking of what pairs both with a goat cheese flan and your lower back.

Maybe a Sauvignon Blanc?

Searching for the corkscrew,

cjh

 

[Sinny]

Dear cjh,

Viognier FTW. I am going to bed now and have lurid dreams about your meat.

Love,
Sleepy Head With No Pants On

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dear Laurel,

What happened to the 25-footer?

It's time to hose down the thread, and I can't find it.

Love,
Byron

 

[cjh]

Dear Sinny,

So appropriate.

The other half your pantsless whole,

cjh

 

[Noor]

Dear Noor,

So are you saying there's such a thing as too much sweet and sticky?

My inner Mick Jagger hopes no.

Wondering whether I still have the album with the real zipper on the cover,

cjh

Dear cjh,

Not when it's been so hot outside.

I still have the album, not sure the condom is still inside though.

Wild horses couldn't drag me away,

Noor

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I made dinner, yet fell asleep before eating. Flash-forward several hours and I've just woken up and utterly starved....with no leftovers to be had.

Should I go wake up the ingrates and bitch them out?



Yours in pangs of hunger,

islandman

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

What happened to the 25-footer?

It's time to hose down the thread, and I can't find it.

Love,
Byron

Dear Laurel,

I could use something to cool me down.

A hosing may not work though, how about an ice and jello bath?

Love,

Noor

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

As promised, ceci est une vielle foto de moi.

http://cgma.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/vieille-photo-de-moi.jpg


Yours in sleeplessness,

islandman

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I really should be sleeping, but instead I'm finding things like this and this and this and this and this.

Sincerely yours,

the I-spend-way-too-much-time-online good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear smiley,

You've got a nice doona...

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

It's okay. We women don't sweat - we glow.

Glowing like a 200 watt bulb,

Laurel

*

Dear Sinny,

Thanks for the heads-up! I'll get on that asap.

Love,

Laurel

*

Noor,

I don't know what honeydust is, but it sounds yummy. Thus, I think it is a fair substitute. (Though there is no substitute for chocolate. )

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

Yes.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear bleggings,

Depends on your qualifications. *leer* *pinch* *grope*

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear SaintPete,

Dunno, but it sounds dirty.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear thør,

lol!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear cjh,

Sounds yummy. If your vegan friend defriends you for eating meat when you are (I assume) tolerant of their dietary habits, then you're better off without them. Tolerance is an important quality. And brisket is yum.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Sinny,

Isn't brisket already boned?

Oh, you mean - OH Naughty!

Love,

Laurel

P.S. I hear cjh's brisket is substantial.

*

Dear Byron,

It has a hole and leaks horribly. Ordered a new one; should come tomorrow. Use the 50-footer for now, but remember to coil it up. And keep it out of the BDSM forum. I think that's where it got punctured.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

Yes. With loud noises. Then leave and go find food elsewhere.

And cook me something nice please.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Hot sperm you got there.

*

Dear glynndah,

Go lay down and close your eyes. Take a Benadryl if you have one. They're mild, help with allergies, and aid sleep. If none are available, warm milk is nice.

Love,

Laurel

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I picture you wearing these in the Good Reads thread.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18qeg6enawiv6png/k-bigpic.png

Sincerely yours,

the "cool shoes!" good little witch.

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear kbate,

I am what you want me to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q33YIyslOgU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Love,

gs.

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

For kids.

Love,

P

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Honey dust yesterday, honey dust tomorrow but never honey dust today.

How often is too often to go looking for turtles?

Feeling snarky,

Noor

 

[butters]

dear laurel (and manu),

thankyou for supporting your poeteers over in the poetry forum,

we appreciate it.
honest.

really!


sincerely spread,
butters

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Laurel

Why so awesome?

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I'm so happy for this thread. I admire you from afar and do not feel as if I'm creeping you out with these little love notes rather than sending you a stalkerish sounding pm.

Yours while searching for chili covered mangoes,
blackleggings