dear laurel

[bluemuse]

Dear laurel,

Thank you for making islandman's av dance. It is giving me much pleasure.

bluemuse

 

[Sinny]

Dear Laurel,

Did you right click those pics of, you know, Indie and iman doing the you know what?

If so, hook a sister up?

Love,
Steamy

PS: Please send any and all dirty pics of blackleggings you might have in your personal porn stash. TIA.

 

[thør]

I go away for 4 days and this thread is still on the front page?

 

[Sinny]

it's cuz we love (to fuck wit) Kyle.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Dear Laurel,

I was temporarily silently stalking Phelia before she went into her "different-identitied" mode after she drank lots of chardonnay. I like taking advantage of women who drink too much. Now I don't know her other identitie(s) and I'm sad. And bored again.

Love Jim.

PS: I'm horny.

 

[Sinny]

That is not creepy at all. Nope!

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Dear Laurel,

Sinny forgot to post her thoughts about creepiness in a "Dear Laurel" letter. That's creepy.

Sincerely,
Jim

PS: I'm still horny.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

While asleep I noticed I missed a phone call. Turns out the call was from Phelia, and she said she left me a long voice mail. I don't know if I can handle that much cuteness this late at night, but at the same time I'm dying to hear what she has to say.

Do I listen to it now, or keep it for tomorrow?

Yours,

Indie

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Dear Birthday Boy,

Phelia called Indie by mistake. Wrong # and all that. You should play the voice mail for us to determine the magnitude of cuteness.

Thanks,
Jim

PS: I'm still h----, oh, never mind.

 

[gravyrug]

Dear Laurel,

While asleep I noticed I missed a phone call. Turns out the call was from Phelia, and she said she left me a long voice mail. I don't know if I can handle that much cuteness this late at night, but at the same time I'm dying to hear what she has to say.

Do I listen to it now, or keep it for tomorrow?

Yours,

Indie

Dear Indie,

Phelia messages are to be listened to immediately, it's the law.

Advisedly yours,

Gravyjesus

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I don't want to go back to work. Please send winning lotto numbers ASAP.

Love,
LTR

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dear Laurel,

I don't want to go back to work. Please send winning lotto numbers ASAP.

Love,
LTR

Dear LTR,

Laurel sends me to the incinerator with a batch of those every couple of weeks.

Sorry, but they're ashes about a month in advance.

There are a lot of coupons for like pizzas and stuff kicking around, if they're not expired. I could look through those if you want...

Regards,
Byron

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

Hi, Kyle.

Love,

P

 

[unregistered]

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I absolutely love google this morning.

Yours while helping a cute little alien build his spaceship,
blackleggings

 

[Lorilei]

Dear All,

It rained. When I say it rained, it rained 20 phucking inches in two days on my vacation. Jesus forsook me. But, I did learn a new trick, fish walking. Trying to get the collar and leash on them is the hardest part.

Love,
JAJ

Panama City?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel,

Please help JAJ unsee and unhear that horrific parasailing incident. That video was painful to watch.

Won't be parasailing soon,

Adre

 

[Lorilei]

Yep. More sad than the rain was, our house was 75 feet from the girls who were para-sailing when their line snapped and they hit the condo balcony. We were out by the pool and heard them screaming. It was horrible.

Dear JAJ,

Oh, man, that's horrifying. Those poor girls.

 

[blackleggings]

Yep. More sad than the rain was, our house was 75 feet from the girls who were para-sailing when their line snapped and they hit the condo balcony. We were out by the pool and heard them screaming. It was horrible.

Dear JAJ,

That is horrible. Those poor girls and their families.
It sounds like you had an eventful vacation, though. Good luck with returning to work this week.

Love,
blackleggings

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Having just spent 4 days with mainly men in various forms of dress, do I want to undress one I have never seen and cannot yet touch?

I touched a girlfriend's breast the other night but it wasn't the same. I remember asking and doing it but I can't remember why, don't think it was particularly sexual and it wasn't for fluffing, hmm...

I would welcome any advice you may have.

~Noor, too darn selective

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Is it wrong feel wet every time I interact with a certain litser?
Would more sleep help?

Noor

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

This song makes me smile. Have a good day!

Much love,
blackleggings

 

[trysail]

I want...

and I can't have.​

 

[Laurel]

Dear blackleggings,

I'm with you on the family thing. The secret is to get them to move further away from you, to the point where it's a pain to visit you.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Fata,

I also thought that was in bad taste. He should make a special thread for those and post the whole set.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear glynndah,

Don't do it! It sounds like a good idea, but once you get started you're committed to finish!

or

Go for it! It'll be a lot of work, but you'll be so happy with the results.

[choose the best answer for you ]

Love,

Laurel

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Dear bluemuse,

You're welcome! It was disheartening seeing Charlie suspended in midair like that.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Sinny,

I did! I'll make an Indie/Iman gallery on Photobucket for all to enjoy.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear SeaDaddy1,

Beware the Phelia. There are thorns beneath those petals. Big ones.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Indie,

See above.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear lovetoread,

Sorry, already sent them to some dude in New Jersey who will blow the millions on useless crap and leechy friends and family, then die broke under suspicious circumstances.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear blackleggings,

That is a fun googledoodle, isn't it

Love,

Laurel

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Dear JAJ and Adre,

Yeow, that's awful.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Noor,

That's torture.

And no, it's not wrong.

Love,

Laurel


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Dear blackleggings,

That band name rules.

Love,

Laurel